Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Bloody hell, I don't fancy yours much

Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory.

There is a Degas painting at the d'Orsay in Paris. L'Absinthe

It really affected me to see it in person. He seems to capture her hopelessness. The guy next to her doesn't look like he is going to amount to much either. The might have just finished a turn of AE and are having trouble getting oil to the Home Islands.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

I read somewhere about a magical transport system that moves oil from Indochina to Shanghai.

Greyjoy tried it out and found that it did not move enough to be useful. Too many breaks in the rail connections.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

I read somewhere about a magical transport system that moves oil from Indochina to Shanghai.

Greyjoy tried it out and found that it did not move enough to be useful. Too many breaks in the rail connections.

Hong Kong to Pusan-yes. Shanghai to Pusan-yes. Indochina to Shanghai-no. Thailand to Hong Kong-no.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory.

'ain't no 'chicken factory', bub. [:@]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory.

'ain't no 'chicken factory', bub. [:@]

Oh, sure. You would have us belive they pluck out their own feathers, walk over to the ambulatory foot amputator, then hop precariously over to the stem to stern self-serve eviscerator, then, in agony, lunge, head first onto the chik-o-guillotine and then, perhaps by some primitive spinal reflex, chose which vat to fall into....traditional or extra crispy.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory.

'ain't no 'chicken factory', bub. [:@]

Oh, sure. You would have us belive they pluck out their own feathers, walk over to the ambulatory foot amputator, then hop precariously over to the stem to stern self-serve eviscerator, then, in agony, lunge, head first onto the chik-o-guillotine and then, perhaps by some primitive spinal reflex, chose which vat to fall into....traditional or extra crispy.

Obviously a mass suicide.

[Walloc]

About the duel TE offence observation from a month ago. Houston, erm I mean New England, we have a problem....
Flexible is good,but maybe there is such a thing as too flexible....

Rasmus

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory.

'ain't no 'chicken factory', bub. [:@]

I'm confused Chickenboy - if your parents didn't work in a chicken production factory, how did you get here?[&:]

[Grollub]

Rumors says he had an unusual childhood ... [;)]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory.

'ain't no 'chicken factory', bub. [:@]

Oh, sure. You would have us belive they pluck out their own feathers, walk over to the ambulatory foot amputator, then hop precariously over to the stem to stern self-serve eviscerator, then, in agony, lunge, head first onto the chik-o-guillotine and then, perhaps by some primitive spinal reflex, chose which vat to fall into....traditional or extra crispy.

True, all that happens (except for the cookin' vats-that's another premise) in the 'processing' part. But 'factory' is an annoying term for a poultry processing facility. Akin to 'sawbones', 'ambulance chaser' or 'politician' for evoking emotional responses associated with other, less noble, professions. [;)]

Anyways, isn't there a war on?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Rumors says he had an unusual childhood ... [;)]

No featheration on the face? Must be mites.

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

Bloody hell, I don't fancy yours much

Ban drunks from a bar? That would be like Col. Sanders banning chickens from his chicken factory.

There is a Degas painting at the d'Orsay in Paris. L'Absinthe

It really affected me to see it in person. He seems to capture her hopelessness. The guy next to her doesn't look like he is going to amount to much either. The might have just finished a turn of AE and are having trouble getting oil to the Home Islands.

That has to be one of the greatest observations I have ever seen. Haha! Spit my beer all over my laptop..

[Grollub]

Quite good. So, in the absence of any warlike reporting, when will we have the next recipe from ALSP?

[Cap Mandrake]

************Milo's Brestaurant, Batanes (Batan Is)**********


PFC Talliafero: Missy?...thank ya' sweetheart. Could I please have some chicken gravy for my cheesy-hammy-eggs?

Stardust: Yes sir, right away. <walks away deliberately accenting the movement of her....ummm....buttocks...then, quietly to herself> What a *@&#*(&* redneck.

[Cap Mandrake]

The airfield and port damage from Dec 7, 1941 is still present on Batanes (19 and 21% respectively).

Not to mention 2,450 jerry cans of aviation fuel and ammo for the P-40's....and quite a popular eating establishement.

PBY's, 7 F6F's, 35 P-40K's, 15 TBF's take up residence. 34th IR starts flying in from Vigan and Altimonan. 158th IR and some Sea Bees (already embarked) depart from Iba for Batan Is covered by the carriers.

[Cap Mandrake]

Is it "Cheessy-Hammy-Eggs" or "Cheesey-Hammy-Eggs" or "Cheessey-Hammy-Eggs"...and what about the hyphens?

[sprior]

The Cheesy Hammy Eggy goes International! No hyphens.

Dead easy, Elephants Footprints:


Elephant's Footprints

Ingredients
•1 Tin of Spam
•1 Bowl of Batter

Method
Slice Spam in quarter inch rings, dip in batter & deep fry until crisp

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

The Cheesy Hammy Eggy goes International! No hyphens.

Dead easy, Elephants Footprints:


Elephant's Footprints

Ingredients
•1 Tin of Spam
•1 Bowl of Batter

Method
Slice Spam in quarter inch rings, dip in batter & deep fry until crisp

These questions:

1) I think Spam comes in rectangular cans in the US? Should we make a rectangular elephants' footprint..or do we trim off the corners? And you really mean "rings" with hollow centers or do you mean medallions?

2) What's in the batter? This won't be obvious to everyone. Egg and flour? Bisquik?

3) Do you mean deep fry or skillet fry?

4) Can we use chicken gravy?

5) What dose of Lipitor do you need for this?*




*The editors assume no liability for lost or stolen articles, burns, strokes, MI's, diabetes or misfitting clothes. No association with Merck Pharmaceuticals is implied or acknowledged.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Walloc

About the duel TE offence observation from a month ago. Houston, erm I mean New England, we have a problem....
Flexible is good,but maybe there is such a thing as too flexible....

Rasmus

Yes. It seems Mr. Hernandez took things a bit too literally when the coach told him to "get out there and execute!"

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Walloc

About the duel TE offence observation from a month ago. Houston, erm I mean New England, we have a problem....
Flexible is good,but maybe there is such a thing as too flexible....

Rasmus

Yes. It seems Mr. Hernandez took things a bit too literally when the coach told him to "get out there and execute!"

Not to be outdone by Tebow, he invented the new trend called "murdering"