ORIGINAL: Jevhaddah
"Clear bay 327 we're opening the magnetic field."
Cheers
Jev
"Oulander"?
Moderator: maddog986
ORIGINAL: Jevhaddah
"Clear bay 327 we're opening the magnetic field."
Cheers
Jev
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Person 1: Are you disappointed?
Person 2: Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him?
Person 1: The beneficiary.
Person 2: Yeah him, he got $3,000,000 but he didn't get the rose bushes. I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Those are rose bushes!
warspite1ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Person 1: Are you disappointed?
Person 2: Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him?
Person 1: The beneficiary.
Person 2: Yeah him, he got $3,000,000 but he didn't get the rose bushes. I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Those are rose bushes!
Rainman.
Now try this:
Maître d': "Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?"
Mr. Creosote: "Better."
Maître d': "Better?"
Mr. Creosote: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."
ORIGINAL: The Gray Mouser
MP's Meaning of Life?
ORIGINAL: The Gray Mouser
Nice...
heres another
Bandit 1 What would you do?, he gave his word.
Bandit 2 To a railroad...
Bandit 1 Its his word!
Bandit 2 That's not what counts! It's who you give it TO!

ORIGINAL: fodder
Another easy one.
#1 What's that?
#2 "What's that, and you wanted to see germans, right!"

warspite1ORIGINAL: fodder
ORIGINAL: fodder
Another easy one.
#1 What's that?
#2 "What's that, and you wanted to see germans, right!"
OK, we will add a line.
What's the fuel consumption of a tiger tank?
This is from the movie Glory.ORIGINAL: Orm
"Where about you from?"
"I'm from around Tennessee. I ran away when I was 12 years old and I ain't never looked back."
"What ya doin' since then?"
"I run for President."
....
"I didn't win though."
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: fodder
ORIGINAL: fodder
Another easy one.
#1 What's that?
#2 "What's that, and you wanted to see germans, right!"
OK, we will add a line.
What's the fuel consumption of a tiger tank?
Battle of the Bulge?


Animal House![:D]Fodder,
warspite1ORIGINAL: fodder
Here's one someone should know right away.
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Sooooo many from this film to choose from:
Person 1: The first time I set eyes on X, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Person 2: That's a special feeling, Person 1.
or
Person 1: X... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.