Person 1: You know we were pretty lucky tonight, body count's less then 200. You know, one of these days, you're gonna kill 10,000 in one of these firetraps, and I'm gonna keep eating smoke and carrying out bodies until someone asks us... how to build them.
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
"I met her on a Monday. She was the best. Come Sunday mornin', I needed rest. She didn't shave. She didn't use Neet. She tried to use my face like a bicycle seat."
Noone? The main actor in this flick has been in a LOT of these quotes..
Also featured the invasion of a very small tropical Island....
final hint:
"I don't give no servicemans discount!"
"too bad, your old lady does"
"The sad news is that we will be heading back to Nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes"
seems i missed a few pages[:)] This one should be easy
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Be Yourself; Everyone else is already taken" ~Oscar Wilde
*I'm in the Wargamer middle ground*
I don't buy all the wargames I want, I just buy more than I need.
seems i missed a few pages[:)] This one should be easy
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
Here's an older but one of my favorites. Has alot of known people in it.
Man:I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I - I - I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.
[Man imitates a whining nasal sound]
Man: Ugh! And that filthy little shitbag dog of hers... "Muffy"!
Woman: Aren't you scared?
Man: Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking FORWARD to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent.
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Be Yourself; Everyone else is already taken" ~Oscar Wilde
*I'm in the Wargamer middle ground*
I don't buy all the wargames I want, I just buy more than I need.
Here's an older but one of my favorites. Has alot of known people in it.
Man:I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I - I - I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.
[Man imitates a whining nasal sound]
Man: Ugh! And that filthy little shitbag dog of hers... "Muffy"!
Woman: Aren't you scared?
Man: Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking FORWARD to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent.
warspite1
Sounds vaguely familiar - something Danny de Vito might have said....
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Lt.: [over a bullhorn] GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
Criminal: Who said that?
Lt. : [to another LT.] This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
Lt.: [over the bullhorn] IT'S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
Criminal: Really?
Lt. Bender: NO! WE'RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Be Yourself; Everyone else is already taken" ~Oscar Wilde
*I'm in the Wargamer middle ground*
I don't buy all the wargames I want, I just buy more than I need.
man: Yes, your attack dogs. Do they just attack people or can you get them to attack little dogs?
[listening]
man: Well, what if you starve them for a while?
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Be Yourself; Everyone else is already taken" ~Oscar Wilde
*I'm in the Wargamer middle ground*
I don't buy all the wargames I want, I just buy more than I need.
man: Yes, your attack dogs. Do they just attack people or can you get them to attack little dogs?
[listening]
man: Well, what if you starve them for a while?
warspite1
Ruthless People?
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815