Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[Cap Mandrake]

I can't remember if I took my medicine this morning.

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The young lad did not say he read it in one day. He might have a job, unlike some of you senior-living community residents. And, thank you Wargmr.


This brings up an interesting question. Admiral Lord SPrior, do you have a pleasant speaking voice..you know..like David Attenborough? We could do an audio version. You could do all the Engrish stuff, especially the Jackspeak, although you might have to tone it down a bit.

I can do pretty good fake, cartoonishly oversimplified Japan-mens speak.

Hey, why don't you go for the movie adaption instead.

Oh joy, think of the wonders of letting the AAR regulars choose which actors to play FAM and Lord Admiral sprior [:'(]

I think this dude could do a convincing FAM

[Cap Mandrake]

Well, that kinda does look like me but I am never that sweaty unless a staff flunkie forgets to turn off the training on the Wildcat squadrons in a carrier battle.

No, wait, the time the IRS guy came over to my house. That too.

[Cap Mandrake]

Admiral Lord SPrior (pictured as a Captain). He looks kinda worried. Port Blair maybe.

[Cap Mandrake]

His new secretary.

[Cap Mandrake]

Wait...that doesn't sound Engrish.


Perhaps, "Shall I sit on your lap while I take notes, sir?"

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

<I and do>.....Indian (althought it might sound Welsh at times).....

I wouldn't worry about that. Nobody over here knows what Welsh sounds like.

You just need to sound like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the The Simpsons.

[zuluhour]

I hope you can find a role for Madonna's grandma.
Look how hard it is for her to get ready for casting.

[Cap Mandrake]

Ah, yes, the Mark VII armored bustier and radar scattering device from Fredrick's of Hollywood. Several prototypes were ordered but the contact was cancelled due to restirctions on crew access and problems with chafing.

Or is it "chaffing"?

[desicat]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********Briefing Room, Tenth Air Force, Ledo************


Gen. Albert "Big Al" Hagenberger, CO, Tenth Air Force: <Speaking to the assembled C-47 pilots of Tenth Air Force>

Men...<dramatic pause>, today...<more pausing, a bit annoying if you ask me> May 15, 1943...<more pausing, OK, out with it, at least 95% in the audience know what day it is> three fourths of one of you is not coming back <men in the audience now stir uncomfortably wondering which 3/4th of a person it will be> I am here to say thank you to that three quarters of one of you.

Lt. Stokely: <sitting in back, whispers to his friend> What a ******* retard.

Isn't it obvious? After a quick trip to sickbay the newly christened 3/4's "men" will be set to join the newly stood up Lesbian-Gay-Transgender task force! Led and trained by Thai drill instructors from Bangkok of course.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Well, that kinda does look like me but I am never that sweaty unless a staff flunkie forgets to turn off the training on the Wildcat squadrons in a carrier battle.

No, wait, the time the IRS guy came over to my house. That too.

What about the PG wardrobe malfunction? I would've bet you'd sweat / blushed then.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ah, yes, the Mark VII armored bustier and radar scattering device from Fredrick's of Hollywood. Several prototypes were ordered but the contact was cancelled due to restirctions on crew access and problems with chafing.

Or is it "chaffing"?

BOO!!!! [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: desicat
Thai drill instructors from Bangkok of course.

Misandrist! [:@]

[desicat]

[/quote]

Misandrist!

I had to look this up, never seen this word before. I'm still not sure it applies in the 3/4 case.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Well, that kinda does look like me but I am never that sweaty unless a staff flunkie forgets to turn off the training on the Wildcat squadrons in a carrier battle.

No, wait, the time the IRS guy came over to my house. That too.

What about the PG wardrobe malfunction? I would've bet you'd sweat / blushed then.

Nah, that was way more funny than it was erotic although I may have been cherubic in appearance from all the tequila.

[Cap Mandrake]

Rord Admirar Nerson is apparently still chopping wood for the Havasupai sweat lodge ceremony. I hope they pay overtime.

[sprior]

Went down to Pompey for a dts with my bezzie oppo from the mob. He uses a walking stick and looked so old.

We were soldiers once and young.

[Cap Mandrake]

*************FOB San Miguel, Panay***************

FAM: <reading message from Eastern Fleet (which is in the West)> OK, where is Pompey? Is that the one by Vesuvius..or maybe it's Etna. <yells> MOANA! GET THE 4TH ROTOR PLEASE!

[Grollub]

Any thoughts yet on the casting for Moana? [:'(]

[sprior]

She doesn't have a speaking part, does she?