What gives SLAAK

[GaryChildress]

Slaak you started it. YOU have to be here. NOW IS YOUR TIME. YOU ARE DESERTING YOUR POST!

[GaryChildress]

Aliens? Are you behind that too?

[GaryChildress]

What about big foot?

[GaryChildress]

I'm keeping the lobby open for you as long as I can. Do you deserve it? Run for the hills. Is that what you are afraid of?

[Boomer78]

Slaak is currently on special assignment in Nigeria. He's helping top brass at AfriCom. Until then, I'll do my best Slaakman imitation.



You silly newblettes. Don't you know that the 911 commission failed to report that Dick Cheney's artificial heart ACCIDENTALLY set off the remote charges that were placed there by the Mossad agents! Dang, everyone knows that! Now, your almighty leader is off to greater challenges somewhere else. Be back in two hours to rinse and repeat my grand strategy.

I will post spam you until you see the trooffe! Silly fools.

How's that?

[GaryChildress]

Look he's a chicken. Can I call you Mista CHicken! SLAAK apologize to whomever you were referring to there. Buk Buk Buk. common slaak, you had it and you missed it because you don't understand what you are doing. Aaron Russo or is it Bertrand Russell? You decide Slaak, you have the ability. You are all powerful. Aaron Russo.

[GaryChildress]

Do you do elvis impersonations?

[GaryChildress]

Slaak wants Aaron Russo to be our leader. Really????? You're kidding?

[GaryChildress]

Well I'm stuck because Slaak has deserted his post. I guess I'll have to do Aaron Russo. The WTC was the gulf of Tonkin incident.

[Boomer78]

Gary, please! My post genius is being buried by your word confetti. Stop for a second and get another coffee pot going. There's more than enough time left! Ignore that countdown switch. It beeps like that constantly.

[GaryChildress]

Oh my god that was sheer brilliance of a statement! Can I be awarded the congressional medal of honor please?

[GaryChildress]

Where is Aaron is he there for us Slaak?

[GaryChildress]

Has anyone seen Aaron Russo? Did Aliens abduct him?

[GaryChildress]

Or maybe Aaron is an alien?

[GaryChildress]

Does anyone know how to tell Slaak how to stop believing in Aaron Russo? I guess only Slaak can do that. Because I can't.

[GaryChildress]

I'm stupud! I'm too stupid to participate. You don't even know the difference.

[warspite1]

Gary, tell me something. That ship art you did the other day. How do you do that - I mean, where do you get the pictures of the ships from?

[GaryChildress]

I'm starting to feel a little better now. Oh well guess I had my chance and Slaak let me down. He wasn't here to help me. Now I'm stuck. Slaak was slaaking off.

[GaryChildress]

Don't worry about the ships. There are more important things.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

Don't worry about the ships. There are more important things.

warspite1

I'm sure there are, but its something that has been puzzling me for a while. Come on share the secret?