).Therefor, rate it 5.
PURRsecution... Examining M4Jess's Hatred
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Re: And I thought you guys were
Originally posted by M4 Jess
my friends:(
LOL very good Bernie!
Payback is hell!:mad:
Payback?
Don't make me sic my cat on you...
What, me worry?
What do I normally write about? Err... ah....Originally posted by chief
Bernie: wunnerful (laughing) wunnerful (laughing) wunnerful thank you thank you very much (still laughing).
Encore, Encore, Bravo.
by the by what do you normally write about ???????
Jeez chief, you're gonna make me blow my "rough, tough, macho, tank killing" image here...
Okay, okay...
I often write humor pieces for various magazines and small newspapers (under a variety of pen names) but I've also had some of my poetry published (78 poems at last count... see the book "Bytes of Poetry", edited by Alanna Webb for a sample, availible at most major book stores). I have a romance novel, "Where The Road Leads" due out in early 2004, and a series of children's books titled "Pet Shop Tales" due out by the end of this year. Quite a bit of my poetry can be found on the web, if you look hard enough. (I just did a Google search for my name and came up with 582 hits) I also used to work as a magazine editor and programmer for a major computer mag (now defunct) and still collect royalties on some of the programs and pieces of code I wrote back in the early 80's. I was also the guy who reviewed the original SP when it was first published by SSI, again for that now defunct magazine. (I think I gave it 4 stars)
What, me worry?
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Ut oh! It seems the war between Jess and the kats has been taken to a new level!
This security camera photo, taken just hours ago, shows two previously unknown members of the "Hiss Squad", a cat known simply as "The Claw", and his partner, "The Kit," burying landmines in the yard behind Jess' house!
Who is responsible for this renewed interest in Jess by the kats?
Could it possibly be, "The Goblin", boss, and lead enforcer of the "Hiss Squad"?
This security camera photo, taken just hours ago, shows two previously unknown members of the "Hiss Squad", a cat known simply as "The Claw", and his partner, "The Kit," burying landmines in the yard behind Jess' house!
Who is responsible for this renewed interest in Jess by the kats?
Could it possibly be, "The Goblin", boss, and lead enforcer of the "Hiss Squad"?
What, me worry?
This just in!
Security teams, responding to a silent alarm at Jess' house, shot this startling video tape of a cat known as "Smoke" who was attempting to shed all over Jess's bed, hoping to cause a severe allergic reaction! http://www.whowantsabalti.com/vids/cat-crash.mpg
"Smoke" was captured while trying to make his escape (as the video shows) and pointed the paw towards this cat..
"Mittens" the daughter of the notorious Godfather cat.
Mittens, seen below drinking at her favorite bar, was furious when told of the capture and interrogation of "Smoke"
Meanwhile, the laying of landmines around Jess's house continues
Security teams, responding to a silent alarm at Jess' house, shot this startling video tape of a cat known as "Smoke" who was attempting to shed all over Jess's bed, hoping to cause a severe allergic reaction! http://www.whowantsabalti.com/vids/cat-crash.mpg
"Smoke" was captured while trying to make his escape (as the video shows) and pointed the paw towards this cat..
"Mittens" the daughter of the notorious Godfather cat.
Mittens, seen below drinking at her favorite bar, was furious when told of the capture and interrogation of "Smoke"
Meanwhile, the laying of landmines around Jess's house continues
What, me worry?
