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RE: USS Baffins Bridge

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[font="Trebuchet MS"]Did the young stoker understand that it was the bung to be hit, not the PO's head?[/font]


Gads [:D][:D][:D]

Yes...quite a dangerous grammatical error by PO White. [:D]

There is a name for that but I have no idea what it is. Seems it could be worse than ending a a sentence with a preposition.
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I thought we had a 'possum or a racoon or maybe even Linda Blair in the attic. There were some serious noises.

Turns out it was a 17 1/2 inch rat. Ive seen smaller dogs. The exterminator took a "selfie" with the thing. Pretty funny.

Damn vermin....the rat, not the exterminator.
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I thought we had a 'possum or a racoon or maybe even Linda Blair in the attic. There were some serious noises.

Turns out it was a 17 1/2 inch rat. Ive seen smaller dogs. The exterminator took a "selfie" with the thing. Pretty funny.

Damn vermin....the rat, not the exterminator.
So where is it?
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I thought we had a 'possum or a racoon or maybe even Linda Blair in the attic. There were some serious noises.

Turns out it was a 17 1/2 inch rat. Ive seen smaller dogs. The exterminator took a "selfie" with the thing. Pretty funny.

Damn vermin....the rat, not the exterminator.
So where is it?

We sent it to the Natural History Museum in LA. They might not be able to use him because his head is dented a little.
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RE: USS Baffins Bridge

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I thought we had a 'possum or a racoon or maybe even Linda Blair in the attic. There were some serious noises.

Turns out it was a 17 1/2 inch rat. Ive seen smaller dogs. The exterminator took a "selfie" with the thing. Pretty funny.

Damn vermin....the rat, not the exterminator.

You sure it wasnt a possum or something else? This is April Fools day afterall...

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Oh, I found the pic!

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Clearly a Possum... You can see it is playing dead!!
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Oh, I found the pic!

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Oh, I found the pic!

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I would advise you to respectfully decline if that lad should invite you to dinner anytime soon.
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RE: USS Baffins Bridge

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I thought we had a 'possum or a racoon or maybe even Linda Blair in the attic. There were some serious noises.

Turns out it was a 17 1/2 inch rat. Ive seen smaller dogs. The exterminator took a "selfie" with the thing. Pretty funny.

Damn vermin....the rat, not the exterminator.

Sure looks a lot like the picture of the one from Sweden that made the rounds a short while back... I smell a...oh, never mind. [;)]

By ra way, Cap'n-why go through so much expense regrading the Santa Monica mountains and your stone columns in your back yard when your kitchen drawers are wrapped in duct tape? Priorities man! [:-]
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As a young man, I worked on an old freighter that carried a load of wheat to Alexandria Egypt. You want to talk about rats, just let me know....[&o]
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I actually had a chance to have a drink with Linda Blair once.
 
 
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I actually had a chance to have a drink with Linda Blair once.


Loverly, does not do that girl justice.

Please tell us you didn't order chips with guacamole.
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As a young man, I worked on an old freighter that carried a load of wheat to Alexandria Egypt. You want to talk about rats, just let me know....[&o]

Egypt eh? You didn't see any chocolate covered cotton balls did you?
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Is there a file-swapping utility to go back and forth between stock and DBB?
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Non-Hispanic Caucasian-mens and womans are now an officially a minority in California.

Yesterday I went shopping and now Wonder Bread and Ketchup have been moved to the Ethnic Foods aisle.
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I actually had a chance to have a drink with Linda Blair once.


Loverly, does not do that girl justice.

Please tell us you didn't order chips with guacamole.
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Is there a file-swapping utility to go back and forth between stock and DBB?

Jonesoft Generic Mod Enabler (JSGME) will do the job nicely but it might be easier to just have two installations of the game. [:)]

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Oi! I can't keep pulling this bleedin' thing back from the brink of page 2 infamy all the time, you know. What's with the war?
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RE: USS Baffins Bridge

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Oi! I can't keep pulling this bleedin' thing back from the brink of page 2 infamy all the time, you know. What's with the war?
I think they retired or somethin'.
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