My life is now complete

[warspite1]

Eh? I can't hear you, I've got these Cochineal implants.....

[Chickenboy]

You poxy git. This is a cochin:

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You poxy git. This is a cochin:

warspite1

Well now you realise why I can't hear - I've got a bloomin' great cock in my ear!

[Chickenboy]

This is a cochlea:

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: warspite1
Well now you realise why I can't hear - I've got a bloomin' great cock in my ear!

I'd suggest alternate locations for placing great cocks, dude. [X(]

Sheds or "barns" here are quite popular, I'm led to believe.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

This is a cochlea:

warspite1

Now I'm right confused - that's a picture of a snail - but I have a cock in my ear as you rightly confirmed a la post 102.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: warspite1
that's a picture of a snail

Jolly Good! I knew you could do it! I figured that you'd be very familiar with the picture of the snail, based on all those snails you'd eaten growing up. Uh...you are French, aren't you?

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1
that's a picture of a snail

Jolly Good! I knew you could do it! I figured that you'd be very familiar with the picture of the snail, based on all those snails you'd eaten growing up. Uh...you are French, aren't you?

warspite1

French! French! Good god man, no I most certainly am not!

Fetch me my angry trousers - I'm madder than I've ever been [:@]

[calms down a tad]

You were probably confused by the fact that my mind works at the pace of a snail - as opposed to me eating the damn things.. or indeed sticking them in my ear.

[Chickenboy]

Congratulations on reaching 16,000 posts now, Warspite1! [&o] All top drawer, brilliant and-of course-in good taste. Your forum mind is as brilliant as it ever was.

[warspite1]

Mmmm..... Still no word from that Grigsby chappie.....

[Numdydar]

That's because you sent the email to the wrong guy. GG is not involved with AE. You need to send your complaints to the AE people, not GG [:D]
 
 

[Lecivius]

GG probably looked and thought "Warspite?  That barge?  What is this fellow on about?  I left that in the game as a joke, what?"

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Numdydar

That's because you sent the email to the wrong guy. GG is not involved with AE. You need to send your complaints to the AE people, not GG [:D]

warspite1

I thought as much....

He obviously realised what a pathetic schoolboy error he made and, in an emotional outpouring of anger and whatnot, he decided to cast the game aside and have nothing more to do with it, what?

Right then, who are the AE people - let's see if they can put this whole sorry episode to bed and give us all the game we deserve.

[Feltan]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Well now you realise why I can't hear - I've got a bloomin' great cock in my ear!

This really should be your signature line. Much better than quoting old Horatio.

Regards,
Feltan

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: warspite1
He obviously realised what a pathetic schoolboy error he made and, in an emotional outpouring of anger and whatnot, he decided to cast the game aside and have nothing more to do with it, what?

What? [&:]

[warspite1]

Chickenboy, re posts 91, 97, 100 and 115. You appear to be having trouble hearing too. I can only surmise that you must have a giant cock in your ear?