Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[rtrapasso]

..

[witpqs]

[X(] What about the Mayor? [:(]

[rtrapasso]

..

[witpqs]

Crap. Maybe it was a mob hit, took them both out at once.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

..

I never really like the guy. [:D]

We just re-established contact with Rord Admirah Fabertong via 4 masted Clipper to Liverpool thence by carrier pigeon to the lovely glade where he has gone native to escape a group of angry Frisians.


Rord Admirar Nerson may have gone to the Havasupai Sweat Lodge and Spa for the Easter special.

[CaptDave]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean. [:)]

Definitely future client material!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: CaptDave

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean. [:)]

Definitely future client material!

I think it will be a while before she needs tax advice. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Starting to worry a bit about Rord Admirarh Nerson.

Hope everything is OK.

[poodlebrain]

ORIGINAL: CaptDave

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean. [:)]

Definitely future client material!

She will probably need someone to prepare the fiduciary return for the spendthrift trust her loving father will create for her benefit.

[Mike McCreery]

ORIGINAL: poodlebrain

ORIGINAL: CaptDave

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean. [:)]

Definitely future client material!

She will probably need someone to prepare the fiduciary return for the spendthrift trust her loving father will create for her benefit.

I dont know about all those fancy words but I do know that no woman in history ever needed help spending money...

[poodlebrain]

ORIGINAL: Wargmr

ORIGINAL: poodlebrain

ORIGINAL: CaptDave




Definitely future client material!

She will probably need someone to prepare the fiduciary return for the spendthrift trust her loving father will create for her benefit.

I dont know about all those fancy words but I do know that no woman in history ever needed help spending money...

And that's why men created spendthrift trusts, to keep them from spending all the money at once.

[Cap Mandrake]

***********Pranning**********

Kurile force makes the turn to the Kuriles..about 600 miles out. We appear to be unobserved so far.

Onneko.-jima has no aircraft. Recon over P-jima was blocked by clouds..I guess.


3rd Marine landing on Okinawa.

[Cap Mandrake]

Stalker Girl's 25 year old son is "going out" with SG's recently divorced 49 year old girlfriend. It goes something like this

..she picks him up (because he can't afford a car)
..they go out to a nice restaurant for food and drinks
..they go back to her prace and she rides him rike a bronco

[:D]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl's 25 year old son is "going out" with SG's recently divorced 49 year old girlfriend. It goes something like this

..she picks him up (because he can't afford a car)
..they go out to a nice restaurant for food and drinks
..they go back to her prace and she rides him rike a bronco

[:D]

[:D]
And his incentive to Get a Job/Move Out/Do Something Useful With His Life/ is ... ???

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl's 25 year old son is "going out" with SG's recently divorced 49 year old girlfriend. It goes something like this

..she picks him up (because he can't afford a car)
..they go out to a nice restaurant for food and drinks
..they go back to her prace and she rides him rike a bronco

[:D]

Ah, she's a nature lover! [:D]

[Itdepends]

Sounds like a win win scenario

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Itdepends

Sounds like a win win scenario

Yer just jelus (TM)! [:'(]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Itdepends

Sounds like a win win scenario

Yer just jelus (TM)! [:'(]

That goes for most of us! I feel like I was born too soon! [:(]

[Cap Mandrake]

Not sure I want to be ridden rike a bronco by womans 24 years older than me.

When I as 18 I was approached by the manager of a theater I worked at...age difference maybe 22-25 years.

Of course, he had a hairpiece that rooked rike dead skunk. [:D] I thought he was just friendly. [:D]
Apparently his gaydar had not yet been upgraded.

[Cap Mandrake]

********3rd Marine Div landing beach, Okinawa, July 12, 1943(c)*********

<surveys scene of dozens of vehicles half submerged in the surf, 2 1/2 ton trucks, jeeps, Stuarts>

Gen. Turnage: OK, that does it. The Indiginous Formosa Woman's Motor Pool Program is officially cancelled!




Amphibious Assault at Naha (95,66)

TF 30 troops unloading over beach at Naha, 95,66

Allied ground losses:
281 casualties reported
Squads: 4 destroyed, 29 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 49 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 35 (0 destroyed, 35 disabled)
Vehicles lost 22 (6 destroyed, 16 disabled)

Motorized Support accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /13
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /6
Motorized Support damaged beyond repair during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost in surf during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17