A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

***********December 29, 1941(d)***********


Ruzon: Sneaky Arried-dogs sneak in some P-40's to Bataan? and shoot down 4 Bettys. Zero escorts in Takao fly over Hong Kong instead of with Bettys. [:@][:@][:@] Arried mens are trying to run in suppry AK's and AKL's to Ruzon. Japan-mens orders CVL's to Suru Sea and some PB's to guard Manira Bay and Bataan. Japan-mens wise to this trick because we use in former rife.

[Cap Mandrake]

Port Moresby: The landing group makes excerrent progress and will begin landing tonight but Ise stopped to rook at frying fish. Mandrake-san remind captain of Ise of mission so get ass to Port Moresby tonight. No sign of Arried-mens ships.

[Cap Mandrake]

Maraysia: Rook rike Dunkirk II ovah. Bah.

SPrior-san moving on Singapores. Seems to me Japan-mens need to bomb prace a bit.[:)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall. Mandrake-san make sure carpet get ruined downstairs so get new carpet from baaaahstards at State Farm.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

Perhaps you are Moses reincarnated! Did you strike the wall with your staff before the water came gushing out? [&o]

Does the HOA know you will be putting half a ton of wet carpet out at the curb for the trash pickup? Will they allow it if the carpet pattern is to their taste?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall. Mandrake-san make sure carpet get ruined downstairs so get new carpet from baaaahstards at State Farm.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

Perhaps you are Moses reincarnated! Did you strike the wall with your staff before the water came gushing out? [&o]

Does the HOA know you will be putting half a ton of wet carpet out at the curb for the trash pickup? Will they allow it if the carpet pattern is to their taste?

One time Mandrake-san throw away some carpet in recycle bin and the f****** trash-mans write Mandrake-san a nasty message. [:D][:'(]


Mandrake-san just get off brower with HOA HQ. Damndest thing happen. Nice HOA-womans aporogize for nasty retters and rook back at arr of messages about f****** pine tree and say "poor homeowner-mans! HOA-woman need to aprorogize." [X(][X(]

HOA-womans say neighbor comprain about f***** radder.

Mandrake-san say painters not 35 feet tarr.

HOA-womans raugh. Mandrake-san wonder if want to have date. Hory crap! Mandrake-san forget memsahib.


Mandrake-san not-ah get any respect.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san not-ah get any respect.

Hai! [8D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san find out Hiei not-ah aburh to rearm main guns even at Truk with rever 6 port and 260 navarh support.

Seem rike Japan-mens need cranes or not-ah buird guns so big.

Japan-mens sending new AE to Truk. Broody annoying. Fortunatery, Mandrake-san pran ahead and send two more BB's to Rabaurh to wait around. [:)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Will a Kashino class AKE (5700 tons) be able to do the job at Truk given the port size and naval support.


I realize someone explained this before but pretend it didn't take.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall. Mandrake-san make sure carpet get ruined downstairs so get new carpet from baaaahstards at State Farm.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

Perhaps you are Moses reincarnated! Did you strike the wall with your staff before the water came gushing out? [&o]

Does the HOA know you will be putting half a ton of wet carpet out at the curb for the trash pickup? Will they allow it if the carpet pattern is to their taste?

One time Mandrake-san throw away some carpet in recycle bin and the f****** trash-mans write Mandrake-san a nasty message. [:D][:'(]


Mandrake-san just get off brower with HOA HQ. Damndest thing happen. Nice HOA-womans aporogize for nasty retters and rook back at arr of messages about f****** pine tree and say "poor homeowner-mans! HOA-woman need to aprorogize." [X(][X(]

HOA-womans say neighbor comprain about f***** radder.

Mandrake-san say painters not 35 feet tarr.

HOA-womans raugh. Mandrake-san wonder if want to have date. Hory crap! Mandrake-san forget memsahib.


Mandrake-san not-ah get any respect.

Mandrake-san get more respect from now on. Last night noticed real reason for HOA backpedal on SyFy channel listings.

[witpqs]

And look at your co-star!

[zuluhour]

AHA! Now I know what that simian is staring at. HAI!

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san find out Hiei not-ah aburh to rearm main guns even at Truk with rever 6 port and 260 navarh support.

Seem rike Japan-mens need cranes or not-ah buird guns so big.

Japan-mens sending new AE to Truk. Broody annoying. Fortunatery, Mandrake-san pran ahead and send two more BB's to Rabaurh to wait around. [:)]

Yes it will do the job. A 5400 ton capacity AKE can re-ammo the Iowa class 16"/50s. The 5700 ton AKE should be able to handle Yamato.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

AHA! Now I know what that simian is staring at. HAI!

Ooo! Ooo! I know what! Simian stare at watch! Simians like gadgets.
BTW - giruh need to eat more bananas.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs
Mandrake-san get more respect from now on. Last night noticed real reason for HOA backpedal on SyFy channel listings.

You know, that is not really a flattering picture. When my agent saw that she made me start flossing.


Also, the debut on USA network hurt us, I think. I always thought the 3.6/10 rating was not representative. You know, Battleship Potemkin didn't do very well when first released either.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san find out Hiei not-ah aburh to rearm main guns even at Truk with rever 6 port and 260 navarh support.

Seem rike Japan-mens need cranes or not-ah buird guns so big.

Japan-mens sending new AE to Truk. Broody annoying. Fortunatery, Mandrake-san pran ahead and send two more BB's to Rabaurh to wait around. [:)]

Yes it will do the job. A 5400 ton capacity AKE can re-ammo the Iowa class 16"/50s. The 5700 ton AKE should be able to handle Yamato.

HAI! Thank you Fanboy-san. Mandrake-san now send this valuaburh ship to Rabuarh to support operation on Lord Howe Isrand. Maybe to Noumea if we manage to capture prace,

[Cap Mandrake]

Buird up at Rabaurh. Staff frunkie not-ah send enough gasorine. Staff frunkie get sent to Paramashiro-jima

[Cap Mandrake]

SG get shoulder surgery yesterday. Good news...SG survive. Bad news...Mandrake-san have to do arr of housework aftah The Mayan get fired.

Rittah girhs herp out but Mandrake-san have to be very specific when giving orders. If Mandrake-san say "unroad dishes", rittah girhs just unroad dished but reave grasses.

Mandrake-san not-ah recommend insurance-womans. Insurance-womans try to get Mandrake-san to not fire craim. Mandrake-san nota-h say rearh name but midderh name "Greek" so Mandrake-san carr insurance-womans "**** the Greek ********".
Rike Jimmy "the Greek". It-ah bug crap out of insurance-womans office but a comprete raugh riot.

Insurance-womans: Mr. Mandrake, you did have a claim for $20,000 in 2006. Our actuaries predict a claim of that type every 11 years.

Mandrake-san: Apparentry pipes not-ah read actuary taburhs. <Mandrake-san raugh at own joke. Insurance-womans not amused>

Insurance-womans: I do need to advise you the company may require a higher deductible.

Mandrake-san: Hai! Mandrake-san take chance.

Insurance-womans: Also, I need to inform you that they may cancel the policy.

Mandrake-san: Ahh. That-ah rear shame. Mandrake-san stirr want too go ahead.

Insurance-womans: Very well, Mr. Mandrake. I will put that through. One other thing, Mr. Mandrake, have you been living abroad? The policy language requires this be your primary residence.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

AHA! Now I know what that simian is staring at. HAI!

Ooo! Ooo! I know what! Simian stare at watch! Simians like gadgets.
BTW - giruh need to eat more bananas.

Not-ah necessarry. Giruh werr represented with fruit. She-ah have nice coconuts.

[poodlebrain]

During filming were enough choreographers and dancers employed telling your story to keep several West Hollywood restaurants profitable? I like movies with song and dance numbers, and I know it's not easy to stage song and dance numbers like the one in Blazing Saddles.

Hard to believe you co-star is almost a senior citizen.