A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

She obviously fancied a little something

Luuuucy, ju have some 'splaining to do. [:D]


One time I diagnosed sickle cell disease in a two year old and when we tested the parents only the mother had the trait......."you need two copies of the trait to....ummm...ah yes.....umm.....anything else I can help you with?"


How on Earth do you guys get away with an expression like "Hen Night" [:D][:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

She obviously fancied a little something

Yay Tyrion! [&o]

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
How on Earth do you guys get away with an expression like "Hen Night" [:D][:D]

Well if a kitchenette is a small kitchen, a dinette is a small dining room I guess a bachelorette is, well, that dwarf.

[Cap Mandrake]

Yes, let's hope the short person is single. [:)]

If married, he has some 'splaining to do

[Cap Mandrake]

**************Singapore***********

Japan-mens cross watah yesterday and it-ah pretty good attack.

Ground combat at Singapore (50,84)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 37973 troops, 367 guns, 69 vehicles, Assault Value = 1109

Defending force 27766 troops, 301 guns, 185 vehicles, Assault Value = 288

Japanese adjusted assault: 700

Allied adjusted defense: 329

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 3)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), op mode(-), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
962 casualties reported
Squads: 8 destroyed, 111 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 39 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 34 disabled

Allied ground losses:
2644 casualties reported
Squads: 67 destroyed, 85 disabled
Non Combat: 25 destroyed, 113 disabled
Engineers: 3 destroyed, 25 disabled
Guns lost 42 (12 destroyed, 30 disabled)
Units destroyed 1

Assaulting units:
21st Infantry Regiment
114th Infantry Regiment
15th Ind Engineer Regiment
4th Ind Engineer Regiment
56th Infantry Regiment
12th Engineer Regiment
23rd Ind Engineer Regiment
33rd Division
55th Infantry Regiment
41st Infantry Regiment
18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
25th Army
3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment
34th Field AA Battalion
3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
5th Field Artillery Regiment
21st JAAF AF Bn

Defending units:
1st Malay Battalion
2nd Malay Battalion
2nd Loyal Battalion
2/17 Dogra Battalion
22nd Australian Brigade
1st Manchester Battalion
2nd Gordons Battalion
3rd Cavalry Rgt /2
22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment
Malayan Air Wing
2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
Singapore Fortress
III Indian Corps
110th RAF Adv Base Force
24th NZ Pioneer Coy
Singapore Base Force
113th RAF Adv Base Force
2nd ISF Base Force
224 Group RAF
SSVF Brigade
AHQ Far East
Malaya Army
1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment
111th RAF Adv Base Force
30 Battery/3 HAA
1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
109th RN Base Force

[Cap Mandrake]

Then, next day, SPrior-san order another attack, even though infantry units have 60+ disruption.
SPrior-san make Yamashita rook rike freaking boy scout.
[:D] Even more, it-ah acturarry work.

Ground combat at Singapore (50,84)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 36531 troops, 367 guns, 68 vehicles, Assault Value = 990

Defending force 25613 troops, 289 guns, 185 vehicles, Assault Value = 160

Japanese adjusted assault: 662

Allied adjusted defense: 323

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
1562 casualties reported
Squads: 6 destroyed, 61 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 25 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 28 disabled
Guns lost 15 (1 destroyed, 14 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
1774 casualties reported
Squads: 81 destroyed, 29 disabled
Non Combat: 9 destroyed, 79 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 14 disabled
Guns lost 29 (6 destroyed, 23 disabled)
Vehicles lost 14 (1 destroyed, 13 disabled)

Assaulting units:
33rd Division
23rd Ind Engineer Regiment
114th Infantry Regiment
12th Engineer Regiment
15th Ind Engineer Regiment
55th Infantry Regiment
56th Infantry Regiment
4th Ind Engineer Regiment
21st Infantry Regiment
41st Infantry Regiment
34th Field AA Battalion
18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment
25th Army
3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
5th Field Artillery Regiment
21st JAAF AF Bn

Defending units:
2/17 Dogra Battalion
1st Manchester Battalion
22nd Australian Brigade
2nd Loyal Battalion
2nd Gordons Battalion
3rd Cavalry Rgt /2
113th RAF Adv Base Force
2nd Malay Battalion
Malayan Air Wing
1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment
Singapore Fortress
110th RAF Adv Base Force
III Indian Corps
2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
30 Battery/3 HAA
24th NZ Pioneer Coy
224 Group RAF
1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
AHQ Far East
111th RAF Adv Base Force
SSVF Brigade
22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment
Singapore Base Force
Malaya Army
2nd ISF Base Force
109th RN Base Force

[Cap Mandrake]

********Rest of January 3, 1942(d)***********

Georgetown (not-ah one on Potomac): Arried-mens bombard Japan-mens with Exeter at night but defenders stiirr cave.

Ground combat at Georgetown (49,74)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 6040 troops, 53 guns, 42 vehicles, Assault Value = 199

Defending force 1777 troops, 19 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 25

Japanese adjusted assault: 241

Allied adjusted defense: 4

Japanese assault odds: 60 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Georgetown !!!

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
251 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 17 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled

Allied ground losses:
1777 casualties reported
Squads: 15 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 133 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 8 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 12 (12 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 5

Assaulting units:
148th Infantry Regiment
56th Recon Regiment
56th Engineer Regiment
56th Field Artillery Regiment

Defending units:
3rd SSVF Battalion
3/16th Punjab Bn /2
Penang Fortress
109th RAF Adv Base Force
112th RAF Adv Base Force

[Cap Mandrake]

Taiping: Various Brown-mens enter rairroad construction business.

Ground combat at Taiping (49,75)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 360 troops, 0 guns, 71 vehicles, Assault Value = 77

Defending force 2804 troops, 7 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 76

Japanese adjusted assault: 62

Allied adjusted defense: 27

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), op mode(-), leaders(-), preparation(-)
fatigue(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
Vehicles lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
459 casualties reported
Squads: 22 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 15 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Units retreated 2

Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

Assaulting units:
1st Tank Regiment
14th Tank Regiment

Defending units:
1st Mysore Battalion
1st Hyderabad Battalion
22nd Indian Brigade

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Yes, let's hope the short person is single. [:)]

If married, he has some 'splaining to do

Nah! He just tell wife, "but Honey, it was a little mistake."

[Cap Mandrake]

Chengchow (somewhere in China): Arried-mens send P-40's with face on front.

Morning Air attack on 15th Chinese Corps, at 88,44 (Chengchow)

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 12
Ki-30 Ann x 12

Allied aircraft
H81-A3 x 8

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-30 Ann: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
14 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-30 Ann bombing from 9000 feet
Ground Attack: 1 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Sneaky baaahstards..

Morning Air attack on 92nd Chinese Corps, at 85,45 (Nanyang)

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 38 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 20
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 19

Allied aircraft
H81-A3 x 8

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 4 destroyed

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
244 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
19 x Ki-48-Ib Lily bombing from 8000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 100 kg GP Bomb

[Cap Mandrake]

Off Canada: I-26 gets her first kill of the war. Rousy AKL.

Submarine attack near Victoria at 207,53

Japanese Ships
SS I-26

Allied Ships
xAKL Nebraskan, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage

xAKL Nebraskan is sighted by SS I-26
SS I-26 attacking on the surface

[Cap Mandrake]

New and improved New Hebrides: Japan-mens cruisers waste 8 in ammo on rousy AKL.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Lakatoro at 119,152, Range 15,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Chokai
CA Myoko
DD Hatsukaze
DD Shiranui

Allied Ships
xAKL Karuah, Shell hits 10, and is sunk

Low visibility due to Rain
Maximum visibility in Rain: 15,000 yards
Range closes to 19,000 yards...
Range closes to 17,000 yards...
Range closes to 15,000 yards...
CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 15,000 yards

Japan-mens get ashore at Koumac without disaster. 146th Regt and 8th Tank Regiment moving SW toward Nadi, Fiji.

[Cap Mandrake]

Pretend Mandrake-san nevah go to Hen Night. When Spanish-womans have sexuarh rerations with dwarf-mens do othah Hens watch?

Seem rike that-ah pretty funny.

[Cap Mandrake]

Arso, if Spanish-womans standing up did one of Hens put Dwarf-mens up to it?

[witpqs]

[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san go to Er Porro Roco yesterday to get chopped up chicken. Carifornia now have-ah more
Mayans and Tortecs and Aztecs than Angros or Japan-mens. But-ah rearry amazing thing start to happen. Angro-mens start to eat cirantro and Aztecs adopt some Angro ways.

So, anyway, Manhdrake-san waiting for chopped-up chicken and Aztec girh making burritos start-ah to sing.....

"Mamas don't let ju babies grow up to be cowboys"

Mandrake-san immediatery want to finish song but onry remember "Ret them be doctors and rawyers and such"

[sprior]

New hit song in Ja-pan, "Arr nice girrs rove a sairor" That very hard song to sing.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

New hit song in Ja-pan, "Arr nice girrs rove a sairor" That very hard song to sing.

That-ah armost as bad as "Good ship rorripop!" [X(]

[Cap Mandrake]

Approach to Fiji

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san end up in hospitarh with probabry mararia and yerrow fever combined or something rike that. Fever, body aches, chirrs. Mandrake-san rorh around on couch at Seaside Virra for few days then decide something wrong.
Brood pressure 70/50 when show up. [X(] Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy armost have invoruntary command change at Truk Ragoon.

Crappy Rukanese doctors stir trying to figure out. Idiots keep asking Mandrake-san if go to
West Africa. Idiots! West Africa not-ahah on map.