A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

If Mandrake-san understand correctry, points are appried when damage occurs and do not go away if damage repaired.

Mandrake-san not know if possiburh for Japan-mens to create firestorm with bombers. Pretty sure we not get nucurarh..oh crap...nucu...ahh....nucrear weapons.

Wait! - Does this mean George Bush had a Japanese father?

[Cap Mandrake]

Rook what industrious Mormon-womans find out.

[sprior]

It funny that you can reprace retter R with retter R and whore sentence is funnier.

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai! Engrish rangruage regurar raugh riot.

One time, Mandrake-san see pray carred Hamret and nearry reave wet spot.

Whether 'tis nobrer in the mind to suffer
The srings and arrows of outrageous fortune

[:D][:D]Oh..stop..prease stop.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Engrish rangruage regurar raugh riot.

One time, Mandrake-san see pray carred Hamret and nearry reave wet spot.

Whether 'tis nobrer in the mind to suffer
The srings and arrows of outrageous fortune

[:D][:D]Oh..stop..prease stop.

Oh come on - get to the good part of the passage:
"Aye, there's the rub" [aside] (said the man in the massage parrour)[;)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Evidentry, SPrior-san not expect Japan-mens to need carriers in Aprir 1945(d).

Either Japan-mens arready have Governor's office in San Francisco or Japan-mens hiding in caves waiting for bright frash in sky.[:)]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Evidentry, SPrior-san not expect Japan-mens to need carriers in Aprir 1945(d).

Sprior-san smart man. You should-ah ret him command about harf your forces, Captain-san.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Evidentry, SPrior-san not expect Japan-mens to need carriers in Aprir 1945(d).

Sprior-san smart man. You should-ah ret him command about harf your forces, Captain-san.

Hai! Maybe China because Mandrake-san get surprised by superior China-mens forces. Arso, seige of Hong Kong seem to take forever. Onry probrem is Japan-mens admirars toss coin to see who control China and Mandrake-san roose.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san daughter use 30 Mb of data on portaburh shortwave receiver driving to Ras Vegas because she use navigation device.[8|]

Here driving directions to Ras Vegas.

-Get on I-15, head east
-Drive 300 mires
-Get off I-15 when see bright rights in desert

[witpqs]

Mb or Gb?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Mb or Gb?

Whatevah America-mens Terephone and Teregraph charge mandrake-san for.

[witpqs]

If Mb it's like 'so what?'. If GB, you might have a monthly plan with 5 or 10 GB included, the rest 'overage'.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

If Mb it's like 'so what?'. If GB, you might have a monthly plan with 5 or 10 GB included, the rest 'overage'.

Hai! Rike 20 GB monthry pran. This-ah go ovah.

Mandrake-san cut chin so bad shaving have to drive in command vehicurh with toiret paper on chin. Mandrake-san see attractive womans in Mercedes coupe smiring at Mandrake-san at stop right, forget about toiret paper, assume attractive-womans frirting with Mandrake-san so Mandrake-san smire back. This cause great dear of raughing in Mercedes coupe.

Ratah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

If Mb it's like 'so what?'. If GB, you might have a monthly plan with 5 or 10 GB included, the rest 'overage'.

Hai! Rike 20 GB monthry pran. This-ah go ovah.

Mandrake-san cut chin so bad shaving have to drive in command vehicurh with toiret paper on chin. Mandrake-san see attractive womans in Mercedes coupe smiring at Mandrake-san at stop right, forget about toiret paper, assume attractive-womans frirting with Mandrake-san so Mandrake-san smire back. This cause great dear of raughing in Mercedes coupe.

Ratah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.

From what I have seen so far, this may be verr good idea [:'(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.

Who-ah kirr serf by cutting chin? HQ Staff eat sushi cut too crose to Fugu rivah. [8|]

ETA: Prease terr stupid-ah HQ Staff proper way to commit hara-kiri, comprete with dynamic movements. This-ah reassure them you know what you are doing and are A-OK, doc. The tatami mat, white linen cloth and wakazashi are optional props.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

If Mb it's like 'so what?'. If GB, you might have a monthly plan with 5 or 10 GB included, the rest 'overage'.

Hai! Rike 20 GB monthry pran. This-ah go ovah.

Mandrake-san cut chin so bad shaving have to drive in command vehicurh with toiret paper on chin. Mandrake-san see attractive womans in Mercedes coupe smiring at Mandrake-san at stop right, forget about toiret paper, assume attractive-womans frirting with Mandrake-san so Mandrake-san smire back. This cause great dear of raughing in Mercedes coupe.

Ratah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.

Prease to document patients' reaction to doctah with TP on chin. Pictures or video with sound prease!

[Chickenboy]

Captain-san,

Speaking of bruddy nuisances, how have eviction proceedings against SG junior (mare) gone? Prease to terr. Ret me get-ah popcorn first.

[Cap Mandrake]

SG(I) vs. Mandrake-san rike musrims vs cargo-curtists.

SG(I) take wet crothes out of dryer, put on birriard taburh and put own crothes in dryer. [X(][:@][:@][:@] Mandrake-san want to wrap hands around neck untirh turn brue but decide prudence bettah option. Instead, Mandrake-san, aftah simpurh, crear warning start to
throw out crothes of SG(I) find in raundry room. Apparentry SG(I) berieve Mandrake-san bruffing.

SG(I) find rearry nice Phirripino girrfriend who apparenty not-ah have very good judgement and rearry rike him. Mandrake-san buying rots of sweets to put on Shinto shrine asking for miracurh apartment rentarh.

Serenity now...serenity now....serenity now...

[sprior]

I said, "Borrocks" at work today. This prace is getting to me.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

I said, "Borrocks" at work today. This prace is getting to me.

Time for a nice Bordeaux and some Beef Werrington or something....or martini with pictures of sirry fellows in baggy red uniforms.