A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

http://www.bing.com/search?q=take+this+ ... ORM=IENTSR

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

I said, "Borrocks" at work today. This prace is getting to me.

Time for a nice Bordeaux and some Beef Werrington or something....or martini with pictures of sirry fellows in baggy red uniforms.

Don't you mean "Boldeaux"? Oh wait!

[Cap Mandrake]

By ra way, Admirarh SPrior-san, Mandrake-san onry kidding about "take this job and shove it".

This might be seen as irrevocaburh by boss.

[Cap Mandrake]

Seem rike this-ah good pran so far. Probabry defaurt settings but pretend Mandrak-san nevah rook.
A6M2 and Oscar Ic in production.

[Cap Mandrake]

Shouldn't we be buirding Bettys?

[Cap Mandrake]

And B5N2?

[Cap Mandrake]

This-ah way more compricated than Arried-mens.
When Arried-mens just wait for stuff from Omaha or Seatturh. Sometimes not so good but usuarry pretty good.

[Cap Mandrake]

************Hitachi Engine Assembry Prant, Chiyoda***********


Tojo: <touring prant> Very nice. Make sure that-ah man get ear protection. We not-ah want any accidents.

Manager: HAI! <bows deepry>

Tojo: What-ah production rate?

Manager: <proudry> EREVEN!

Tojo: Sprendid! Ereven per day! Excerrent!

Manager: <begins to sweat profusery>

[Cap Mandrake]

Ereven, rearry? What-ah Hitachi-mens using to bore out engine brock? Sand paper?

Maybe turn off reraxing music and get rid of zen garden and give extra fish heads as production bonus? Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.

[Cap Mandrake]

**************Wirrow Run Assembry Prant, Ford Motor Company, Ypsiranti, Michigan*************


Johnny "Hideo" Wojohaisky with-ah sandy bronde hair and onry srightry armond shaped eyes..werr to terr truth Johnny rook pretty much rike average Porrock and not rike mothah who is furr on Japan-womans but go back to Osaka when chird because Johnny-san fathah drink too much...this-ah pretty much why Johnny-san get new job at assembry prant....and......why Johnny-san most varuaburh spy for Emperor in Ypsiranti: <walks onto assemby froor for first time and stop dead in tracks saying sirentry to serf> Hory crap! Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.





*Mandrake-san change because sperr "Ypisranti" wrong.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Seem rike this-ah good pran so far. Probabry defaurt settings but pretend Mandrak-san nevah rook.
A6M2 and Oscar Ic in production.

Hai, default settings. Way, way too row Oscar production, Captain-san. [X(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Shouldn't we be buirding Bettys?

Hai! You *should* be buirding Bettys.

It-ah rook rike your research arr defaurt too? [:-]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?

Hai! You shourd be buirding B5N2s too.

Chickenboy-san recommend two things:

1. Check your B5N2 factory. It-ah have enough suppries rocarry to expand? You *did* order it to expand at the beginning of war, right?

2. Let Lord Admirar Sprior-san handre economy / research / production.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.

Hai!

[witpqs]

M1A1 MBT will help too!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?

Hai! You shourd be buirding B5N2s too.

Chickenboy-san recommend two things:

1. Check your B5N2 factory. It-ah have enough suppries rocarry to expand? You *did* order it to expand at the beginning of war, right?

Mandrake-san find B5N2 prant in Hiroshima. That-ah good prace, shourd be safe from bombing.
Expansion options are exponentiarh..probabry about 16/month about right. Mandrake-san beginning to berieve some peopurh here trying to shake confidence of Japan-mens but Japan-mens raised since chirdren to be fearress. Sometimes this-ah not rearry work but Japan-mens stirr pretend on outside..so there! Japan-mens arready have 105 Kates in inventory so onry thing happen is save money for future.

2. Let Lord Admirar Sprior-san handre economy / research / production.

Arready is! Who stop carriers buirding? Emperor Hirohito?

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san not-ah find M1A1 prant anywhere. Mandrake-san arso begin to berieve some peopurh voting from Arried-mens.

[Cap Mandrake]

Arso, Japan-mens not-ah rearry start war...just prace ad in opponents wanted. Nobody terr us Mistah Ford burid 10 mire rong airprane prant in prace Japan-mens can nevah bomb.

[Cap Mandrake]

OK, with regard to reinforcement groups, when group is reported to have aircraft BEFORE group arrive, are those airframes in ADDITION to inventory or does inventory decrement upon arrivarh of group?

[Cap Mandrake]

***********Airpanes************


--A6M2...73 in inventory......monthry production 52
(Another 36 unrestricted Craudes due for upgrades)
Air fights coming up in Oz and Burma/India
Possiburh carrier rosses
We need more inventory. Production should be increased moderately

--Ki-43-Ic..17 in inventory....monthry production 32
Many upgrades to Nates needed
More production needed

--G4M1...45 in inventory but Japan-mens use up arr of Mitsubishi Ha-32 engines..oops
We need many more Mit. Ha-32 (2 per G4M1 and Sally)

--Kate..90 B5N1/B5N2 in inventory...no production yet...oops

--Mavis...21 in inventory...production 7...seems about right