A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Kates, A62, Ki-43-Ic abd Rirry arr use Nakashima Ha-35 so engine production has to match production of airframes.

[Lecivius]

Me thinka you right, Mandrake-san.

Japan-mens gonna get asses kicked [:'(]

[Cap Mandrake]

Just rearize something. Perhaps Betty production automaticarry shut down because of engine shortage. [:)]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Just rearize something. Perhaps Betty production automaticarry shut down because of engine shortage. [:)]

Maybe Mistah Miro have some "surprus" Rows Royce Merrin engines you can get in exchange for fish heads? I am sure the Arries produce too many of them.
Sprior-san should know where to find them in Brighton.

[Cap Mandrake]

************Whatevah next day, probabry January 10***********


Fiji: Incompetent IJN get incompetent IJA ashore safery. Not-ah even submarine attack. [:'(] 144th, 146th, 8th Tank Regt and 3 x Navarh Gaurd Bn attack today at Suva. Nearry 500 AV. This shourd be enough. Crusier bombardment of Suva tonight. Carriers move WNW to refuerh. Just rike crockwork. Everything according to pran. Japan-mens in San Francisco by June.

Near Rord Howe: An AKL (unescorted?) is destroyed by gunfire from R-boat near Rord Howe (the isrand, not the man). A minerayer arso spotted.....hmmmmm.

Hong Kong: Wheathah machine break down. Japan-mens bomb prace from Canton and Takao. Rots of bombers.

Singapore: Everyone having good time. Arried-mens send in B-17's but Japan-men shoot down at reast one with Oscars and Tonys.

Near Brunei: Annoying Dutch sub waiting at right side of Borneo, sink smarrish TK. [:@]

[Cap Mandrake]

***********IJA Hospitarh Numbah 3, Singapore**********


Dr. Higashi: Somebody send message to Saigon. See if have any more burn creme.

[LargeSlowTarget]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

Me thinka you right, Mandrake-san.

Japan-mens gonna get asses kicked [:'(]

Japans-mens High Command seem to pray... er, wage war for the first time?


Edit: Corrected sperring - stupid me had it backwards. Musta be a curturar thing, fake Japan-mens tark obviousry not werr understood by Klauts...

[Cap Mandrake]

It obvious?

***************Pranning***************


Operation Tarrurah:

--Mandrake-san decide Bandarsan SNRF not powerfurh enough to take Horn Is. so now tasked to take Norfork. Is

--This-ah free up anothah SNRF for randing force on Rord Howe which may be defended.

--Minesweepers go in with first wave at Horn Is. in right of enemy shipping near isrand.

--AV arrive Koumac (New and Improved Caredonia) today. Mavis search pranes arrive tomorrow.

--Rast batturship rearm tomorrow. Most of transports reave Raburh tomorrow.

--Carriers refuerh today. Move North tomorrow to exchange air groups with replenished grousp at Truk.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san just type in patient chart...."smarr testicurar vorume" [:D]


Just rike that. Not even srow down. Now this-ah bad thing to have..... especiarry to hear from Japan-mens doctor.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just type in patient chart...."smarr testicurar vorume" [:D]


Just rike that. Not even srow down. Now this-ah bad thing to have..... especiarry to hear from Japan-mens doctor.

Hint that might save your career: Type the AAR post normally, but do it in a text editor. The Search&Replace all... you get it.

[zuluhour]

What do you write when patient has voluminous volume? Do not overinflate?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Japan-men shoot down at reast one with Oscars and Tonys.

Wow! Here most honorable Chickenboy-san think Captain-san not know what doing. But if you-ah have Tonys frying over Singapore in January 1942, you some sort of aircraft production son of heaven! [&o]

ETA: Don't terr Tojo. He get-ah jearous.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

What do you write when patient has voluminous volume?

Normar testicurar vorume-barring any setback. [:'(]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Japan-men shoot down at reast one with Oscars and Tonys.

Wow! Here most honorable Chickenboy-san think Captain-san not know what doing. But if you-ah have Tonys frying over Singapore in January 1942, you some sort of aircraft production son of heaven! [&o]

ETA: Don't terr Tojo. He get-ah jearous.

Actuarry, Japan-mens rename Tojo-pranes to Tony-pranes in honor of Tony Congri....Tony Coniguari...hord on......just a minute...(rumagin sound>............ah..Tony Conigriaro

[witpqs]

Beaned in Bean Town!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just type in patient chart...."smarr testicurar vorume" [:D]


Just rike that. Not even srow down. Now this-ah bad thing to have..... especiarry to hear from Japan-mens doctor.

Hint that might save your career: Type the AAR post normally, but do it in a text editor. The Search&Replace all... you get it.

Hai, good idea! Fake Japan-mens immersion thing get out of contror.

Arready everyone in househord arready say "HAI!" and nod head when answer affirmative. State Farm adjustor come ovah and write out check and then ask:


State Farm guy: Do you understand what we discussed Mr. Mandrake?

Mandrake-san: HAI! <crisp nod...State Farm guy recoirs srightly> [:D]

It just come out. Mandrakes-san not-ah aburh to help self.

Everyone in house say "Hory crap" too. Even 9 year ord. [:D] Harf of Mandrake-san extended famiry say "Hory crap".

For some reason it rearry fun at bar to say "HAI" to every question and have othah drinkers exprain things rearry srowry in Engrish [:D]


"Mandrake...do....you...want...another....beer? <makes universar bending erbow sign>

"HAI"

"Two more of the same please" <to bartender>

It-ah compretery chirdish but get funnier and funnier with every beer.

[witpqs]

Around a decade ago, my wife and I were in a Japanese restaurant in your neck of the woods. Our waitress was a very attractive and thematically dressed 18 to 20 year old, and very Japanese looking. She spoke English with a halting Japanese accent and fully played the part otherwise. I smiled when her SoCal accent slipped out... [:D]

[LargeSlowTarget]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

It obvious?

Hai! [:D]

Recommend to take precautions before going to audience to aporogize to the Emperor - rike sharpening the Wakizashi!

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?

B5N2 production over-rooked. Rectified now.

[sprior]

We need to tark to union members at Betty factory.