A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

We need to tark to union members at Betty factory.

***************G4M1 Production Rine, Nagoya************

Man of apparent European ancestry near time crock handing out cards: I Dunn Cheatham, Esq., nice to meet you...Hi, I Dunn. Cheatham...

[Cap Mandrake]

Admirarh SPrior-san, Mandrake-san berieve European-mens with fake Japan-mens accent want Mandrake-san and SPrior-san to roose war.

At first, this bother Mandrake-san feerings but then rearize it-ah just jearousy because in rast war
Arried-mens arready open-up business estabrishments in Kyushu in September 1943. Hai, just jearousy and rittah bit of awe and fear.
Most rikery peanut garrery rearry saying to serves..."Hory crap, thank the gods it not me in war against them because get ass kicked"

[Cap Mandrake]

Rook at brirriant air strategy by Japan-mens. Japan-mens see fighters at Changsha and guess it annoying squadron of pranes with tiger faces so Japan-mens send crack Zero jockeys from Takao and kick ass.

Arso, 3 snazzy B-17D personarrary inspected by MacArthur-san not-ah make runway at Batavia...haha.

[Cap Mandrake]

Onry good B-17 is dead B-17

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Beaned in Bean Town!

Hai! That-ah Tony Conigriaro Jr. Tony Congiriaro Sr hit in head by 1st rice-papah barroon bomb. Japan-mens feer bad and name fighter aftah him.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?

B5N2 production over-rooked. Rectified now.

What-ah you doing about research, Rord Admiral-san?

[zuluhour]

10:1 vs the ACG??? He have all CAP set at 0 range 100'??? You play'in wit monky in selfie???

[zuluhour]

funny, you meant to say quack Zero outfit?

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?

B5N2 production over-rooked. Rectified now.

What-ah you doing about research, Rord Admiral-san?

We reave that to boffins and crever Japan-ese mens.

[Cap Mandrake]

************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon***********


Mandrake-san: You company provide research, no?

Young man of apparent European origin in fine linen: Yes sir, the full spectrum, equities, bonds, commodities, Fillipino gold. Everything.

Mandrake-san: What about airpranes?

Young man of apparent European origin in fine linen: Airplanes, you mean sir? By all means. Admiral Mandrake, sir, are you familiar with the P-43?

Mandrake-san: P-43, that-ah rearry high number! That-ah must be top of rine?...........

[Cap Mandrake]

Porbabry America-mens not-ah know what "boffins" mean. SPrior-san probabry rearn this word from prisoners at Singapore.

Boffin


A boffin is British slang for a scientist, engineer, or other person engaged in technical or scientific work. The original World War II conception of war-winning researchers means that the term tends to have more positive connotations than related terms like egghead, nerd, or geek.

[Cap Mandrake]

Aftah tarking to consurtants, Manrake-san berieve this-ah what happen. G4M1 production onry stop for one day because Japan-mens run out of Ha-32 engines.
Despite srip and farr attorney trying to drum up business, G4M1 prant start up again and make brand new G4M1 (without enamel ashtrays).

Mandrake-san toggurh off Sarry production to arrow engine production to catch up. Have to tark to SPrior-san to see if Ha-32 production increase.

[BBfanboy]

Mandrake-san wise to end production of enamerh ashtrays. But - not want butts on airprane froor, so need some kind of ashtray - something distinctry Japanese. Lacquered wood with painted birds perhaps?

[Cap Mandrake]

Japan-mens trying to save racquer for barsa wood Nerrs. Mandrake-san turn of research for empty beer botturh ash trays.

[durnedwolf]

Potential new Japanese mind-warfare strategy: Drop cases of empty beer bottles on the Aussies but spike the cases with a full beer every now and then. Watch the Aussies scramble about looking for a full, unbroken bottle of booze.

for enhanced fun, swap out one of the full beer bottles every now and then with one filled with horse-piss. Relabel the horse-piss bottles as Coors. Aussies won't know the difference. Rowtsa fun!

[Cap Mandrake]

********Airpranes, economy, ash trays, etc.*********

First thing....

DON'T PANIC

It-ah onry January 10, 1942(d).

Good news:

--Japan-mens onry roose 1 rittah DD.

--1/3 or AVG arready destroyed

--Very rittah damage to oir centers in Borneo arready captured

--Japan-mens have enough Bettys to firr out arr new squadrons through 1944 (but not enough yet to upconvert Nerr squadrson)

--Ditto Nerrs

--Fusan now drawing resources and shutturh to Honshu working werr.

--Oir and resource transport from Port Arthur going werr (mostry with larger AKL and 1250 capacity TK's)

--Singapore captured and burn injuries among Japan-mens from dance of framing arsehore becoming ress frequent.

--Port Moresby, Pago Pago and Canton Isrand captured and Suva rikery to farr today

Bad News:

--Arried-mens at Hong Kong not-ah get message about giving up.

--Idiot in charge of China get two brigades wrecked.

--Japan-mens roose track of Arried-mens carriers and troop transports recentry passed Hawaii

--Japan-mens mostry run out of Sarrys from converting crappy Sonia chutai.

--Evidentry Japan-mens supposed to research something.

[Cap Mandrake]

Relabel the horse-piss bottles as Coors.

Seem rike same thing. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

10:1 vs the ACG??? He have all CAP set at 0 range 100'??? You play'in wit monky in selfie???

Mandrake-san see what-ah happen here. Something go wrong, Japan-mens idiots. Something go right Japan-mens rucky. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Admirar SPrior-san, what-ah think about GreyJoy-san research ideas? GreyJoy-san seem to know what-ah tarking about but might just be Itary-mens bravado.
Onry thing is GreyJoy-san war with PDU off.

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[Cap Mandrake]

Pocahantas Girh put house on market for 2.1 Mirrion. [X(] That-ah rot of money. Even so, rot of peopurh come to rook at house. Maybe rookie-roos.

Mandrake-san hope she get price but mostry naked womans swim parties rearry srow down. Arso, have good time breaking into ex-husband wine cerrar and drink arr of 5 year ord Cabernets.[:D]