A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Allied Ships
CL Boise, Torpedo hits 4, and is sunk

CL Boise sunk by CA Atago at 4,000 yards[/color]

[X(]

Nice-ah shooting, Tex! [&o]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san get-ah rearry angry when Arried-mens win batturh because of superior skirr or
pranning or even when just broody rucky rike in arr cases so far in war.

Hai! [&o]

It-ah arso because you-ah not very good at game too. This important excuse to considah arso.

[:'(]

[Chickenboy]

Chickenboy-san wish to aporogize for any bad feerings engendered by previous post. Chickenboy-san no-ah graduate from Haha-jima schoor comedy, so not know when to shut mouth.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Chickenboy-san wish to aporogize for any bad feerings engendered by previous post. Chickenboy-san no-ah graduate from Haha-jima schoor comedy, so not know when to shut mouth.

Ha! No bad feerings here. We so bad at game you dare not pray us!

[sprior]

We try make Greater Prosperity Sphere friendry by using rocar currency to pay troops. Pockets big enough on Yap for coins to fit.

[Mike McCreery]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Wargmr

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake



Hai! Mandrake-san personarry wish to thank Zuru warrior for kind and royar support.

Do you sometimes find yourself changing your l's to r's in real life or do you already do that just to make the transcriptionists crazy?

Mandrake-san not-ah exacatarry sure what mean.

My sister is a medical transcriptionist. She deals with a lot of crossed l's and r's in her work

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Chickenboy-san wish to aporogize for any bad feerings engendered by previous post. Chickenboy-san no-ah graduate from Haha-jima schoor comedy, so not know when to shut mouth.

Ha! No bad feerings here. We so bad at game you dare not pray us!

Hai! Ask Chickenboy-san if remember when 2 Japan-mens destroyers sneak into Guam harbor at night and sink 5 crappy Arried-mens CVE's. [:'(]

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Wargmr

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: zuluhour




thank you.[8|]

Hai! Mandrake-san personarry wish to thank Zuru warrior for kind and royar support.

Do you sometimes find yourself changing your l's to r's in real life or do you already do that just to make the transcriptionists crazy?

In office other day I actuary said "Broody Herr". Said other words too but not contain retter "R"

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

In office other day I actuary said "Broody Herr". Said other words too but not contain retter "R"

SPrior-san hang around with Engrish-mens too much in Singapoore. Nobody says "broody" around here.

[Cap Mandrake]

************XXXXXXX XXXXX, XXXX XXXXXX, January 16, 1943(d)*********


Mandrake-san: <rooking at picture> No,no, NO! That-ah not Gregory Peck, that-ah Ronard Reagan.

Johnny Too Tarr: Sorry boss. Arr rook same to me.

Mandrake-san: Werr, just keep eyes open. Arso, how come nobody terr Mandrake-san Japan-mens capture Yap. Mandrake-san have have 62 Yap cents want to trade in. Find out if Chitose have enough cargo space.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************XXXXXXX XXXXX, XXXX XXXXXX, January 16, 1943(d)*********


Mandrake-san: <rooking at picture> No,no, NO! That-ah not Gregory Peck, that-ah Ronard Reagan.

Johnny Too Tarr: Sorry boss. Arr rook same to me.

Mandrake-san: Werr, just keep eyes open. Arso, how come nobody terr Mandrake-san Japan-mens capture Yap. Mandrake-san have have 62 Yap cents want to trade in. Find out if Chitose have enough cargo space.

You order Japan-mens rook for Ronnie Reagan? Why not arso Georgie Herbie Wakkie Bush or Johnnie Kennedy?
Grognards know - you rather capture Johnnie Walker (black or blue label).

[Cap Mandrake]

No, BB-san misunderestimate pranning. Mistah Reagan harmress. Bedtime for Bonzo. Mistah-Peck-san brow up whorhe bunch of Germany-mens with Force Ten From Navarone. Mistah-Kennedy-san more dangerous to Arried-womans than Japan-mens. Mistah-Bush-41 riek kid stirr.

[Cap Mandrake]

Absorutely joyfurh Thanksgiving thing yesterday. Temperature 86 F at one point. Everyone eat outside.

Mandrake-san see San Clemente Isrand 60 miles out to sea. Beautifurh sunset. Arried-mens have big traffic jam for ships at Rong Beach, evidentry need more navarh support there.

Mandrake-san meet goarie for Australia-womans watah poro team. At reast 6-3. Santa Maria! Big womans! This why Japan-mens not-ah invade Austraria..just try to brow things up with bombers.

[Cap Mandrake]

**********San Francisco, Dec. 8, 1941(d)************

<Outside a theater. A playbill announces "The Doctor's Dilema" by George Bernard Shaw. Opens December 1. Over the playbill is posted a sign reading "CLOSED">

Man with greying hair parted neatly just to the right of midline lighting up a cigarette..well, wait, the guy is lighting up the cigarette, not the part in his hair: <approaches intense looking young man staring longingly at playbill> Tough break, closing like that just after opening.
Cigarette? Mister Peck, isn't it?

Intense young man: <accepts cigarette> Yes, as you say, tough break. Acting is all I ever wanted to do.

Man with greying hair parted neatly just to the right of midline lighting up a cigarette, well, actually the cigarette is already lit now: Bill Donovan <extends hand>. We could use a man with your talents in our organization.

Intense young man: What organization is that?

Man with greying hair parted neatly just to the right of
midline lighting up a cigarette, well, actually the cigarette
is already lit now: I bet your angry at the Japs? Let me buy you a beer.

[BBfanboy]

Gregory Peck-san over-rated. David Niven-san make things go KAAABOOOOOOM at Navarone. Ask Sprior-san!

Gregory Peck-san just kiss spy-womans and then not shoot her. Peck-san hired because he always have good hair and get womens to come to theatre for action movie... no, no, not that kind of action [:-]- not in 1940's (d).

[Disco Duck]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

**********San Francisco, Dec. 8, 1941(d)************

<Outside a theater. A playbill announces "The Doctor's Dilema" by George Bernard Shaw. Opens December 1. Over the playbill is posted a sign reading "CLOSED">

Man with greying hair parted neatly just to the right of midline lighting up a cigarette..well, wait, the guy is lighting up the cigarette, not the part in his hair: <approaches intense looking young man staring longingly at playbill> Tough break, closing like that just after opening.
Cigarette? Mister Peck, isn't it?

Intense young man: <accepts cigarette> Yes, as you say, tough break. Acting is all I ever wanted to do.

Man with greying hair parted neatly just to the right of midline lighting up a cigarette, well, actually the cigarette is already lit now: Bill Donovan <extends hand>. We could use a man with your talents in our organization.

Intense young man: What organization is that?

Man with greying hair parted neatly just to the right of
midline lighting up a cigarette, well, actually the cigarette
is already lit now: I bet your angry at the Japs? Let me buy you a beer.

Maybe this book is worthwhile.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014 ... irst-SEALs

[Cap Mandrake]

*******************January 16, 1941(d)******************

China: Rittah yarrow China-mens baashtards retreating from Chengchow get asses kicked.

Ground combat at 87,45 (near Chengchow)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 20814 troops, 162 guns, 55 vehicles, Assault Value = 616

Defending force 5808 troops, 27 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 41

Japanese adjusted assault: 1094

Allied adjusted defense: 5

Japanese assault odds: 218 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
167 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 21 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
4164 casualties reported
Squads: 59 destroyed, 7 disabled
Non Combat: 294 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 3 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 27 (27 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units retreated 6
Units destroyed 1

Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

Assaulting units:
15th Division
17th Ind.Mixed Brigade

Defending units:
40th Chinese Corps
69th Chinese Corps
5th New Chinese Corps
24th Group Army
1st War Area
39th Group Army
10th Chinese Base Force

[Cap Mandrake]

Noumea: Miura Det. finarry attack. Mandrake-san afraid attack farr to 1:2 tomorrow so terr men to stand down.

Ground combat at Noumea (115,160)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 1551 troops, 7 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 47

Defending force 774 troops, 17 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 28

Japanese adjusted assault: 25

Allied adjusted defense: 25

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
242 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 13 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
38 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
Miura Det
1st Engineer Co

Defending units:
New Caledonia Det

[Cap Mandrake]

Annoying Arried-mens cruisers arr ovah prace. Support troops trying to rand at Ra Foa.

[Cap Mandrake]

Suva: We manage a 1:1 at Suva. Arried-mens not-ah give up. Japan-mens try again tomorrow. Kimura Det on way in case Arried-mens very stubborn.

Ground combat at Suva (132,160)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 13102 troops, 105 guns, 61 vehicles, Assault Value = 325

Defending force 7795 troops, 110 guns, 102 vehicles, Assault Value = 44

Japanese adjusted assault: 181

Allied adjusted defense: 109

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 2)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
685 casualties reported
Squads: 10 destroyed, 25 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 6 disabled

Allied ground losses:
437 casualties reported
Squads: 25 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Vehicles lost 6 (1 destroyed, 5 disabled)

Assaulting units:
146th Infantry Regiment
52nd Naval Guard Unit
144th Infantry Regiment
51st Naval Guard Unit
8th Tank Regiment
53rd Naval Guard Unit
15th Base Force

Defending units:
8th NZ Brigade
45th Base Group
260th Field Artillery Battalion
148th Field Artillery Battalion
131st Field Artillery Battalion
1st RNZAF Base Force
147th Field Artillery Battalion
Nandi Base Force