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I see the swim wear is quite interesting as well......

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Broody herr, radies of Scotrand wear that? They tough radies.
Roork rike her head go through starfish when she dive. Not sure what rest of her went through.
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I see the swim wear is quite interesting as well......

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Broody herr, radies of Scotrand wear that? They tough radies.
Roork rike her head go through starfish when she dive. Not sure what rest of her went through.

Bearded Clam? [:'(]
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Broody herr, radies of Scotrand wear that? They tough radies.
Roork rike her head go through starfish when she dive. Not sure what rest of her went through.

Bearded Clam? [:'(]


Werr, maybe bearded cram first but on outside rook rike tentacurhs so probabry octapussy.
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OK, mandrake-san rook up. Attractive-womans Ms. Joanie Wiesmirrer. Ms. Weismirrer miss out of 1944(a) Orympics because of war. Not-ah miss Orympics in WWII(b and c) because war arready ovah by then. Not-ah sure yet about WWII(d)

Miss Weismirrer good swimmer-womans but have to do backstroke because othahwise too much drag.
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Editrix Note: OK, that is quite enough of this juvenile objectivization of women! The Editorial Board is considering a move to limit pictures in this narrative unless they are truly germane.
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Editrix Note: OK, that is quite enough of this juvenile objectivization of women! The Editorial Board is considering a move to limit pictures in this narrative unless they are truly germane.


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Wait what? This mod has germane units? did they expand the map that much?

Or did i misread that and we are only allowed juvenile objectivization of germane women?
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"HAI!" Ronrey bespectacled, somewhat small in stature, Japanese war historian replies.
"Non objectionable European womans not even in puberty yet, how she make history book?!" Slender Shinto man asks.
" She is figment of imagination, she removed...  Please to allow gracious pardon ?"
 
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Cap M - your opponent may be very worried that all the postings in your AAR mean a vigorous discussion of strategy is taking prace. Prease to advise him that we are discussing germanes and such.
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That's just ridiculous! [:D]
The conflagration faced by the arried armies in this game is nothing unusual, though they need to tighten up their tactics.
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That's just ridiculous! [:D]
The conflagration faced by the arried armies in this game is nothing unusual, though they need to tighten up their tactics.

Seem rike otha way around to Mandrake-san
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More fighting from rast night

Japan-mens stirr dropping off cans of fish head soup at Osthaven. British-mens cruiser show up at night. Probabry drive in from Indian Ocean.
Somehow Dorsetshire miss Atago and Kumano.


Night Time Surface Combat, near Oosthaven at 47,97, Range 2,000 Yards

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CL Tama
CL Oi, Shell hits 4, on fire
DD Hakaze
DD Nokaze
DD Kiku
DD Tsuta
DD Yomogi, Shell hits 1

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CA Dorsetshire, Shell hits 1
DD Paul Jones
DD Parrott
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That's just ridiculous! [:D]
The conflagration faced by the arried armies in this game is nothing unusual, though they need to tighten up their tactics.

Seem rike otha way around to Mandrake-san

Hai! [&o]
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Japan-mens send two SCTF to guard transports in New Caredonia and Sumatra-jima and Arried-mens either bypass Japan-mens warships compretery or find weaker task force. Broody annoying.
Oi decide bettah to drive compretery around Sumatra-jima than go back toward Batavia.

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No doubt about it. The Demonic Caddy moved about 4 inches last night.

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I taught my son some hillbilly ways in tree removal. He needs practice if you want help [8D]


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Actuarry, Demon Caddy advance anothah 6-8 inches and now has reinforcements too!



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Rast weekend go ovah to Pocahantas Girh house for "desert". This consist of traditionarh favorites of bananas Foster, rots of wine and then shots of crappy fravored tequira. Mandrake-san meet PG's new boyfriend. Rike 24 or 25 but rearry smart and sophisticated. Not-ah rearry good match for PG. [:D][:D] Arso, not-ah rearry drink rike fish either.

Anyway, PG decide want to go skinny dipping but poor too cord. Probabry ex come ovah and turn off poor heater to save money. [:D] So everyone wark to Ord Widdow Smith house but Ord Widdow Smith probabry prastered too and not-ah wake up. Mandrake-san way smarter than everyrone erse and predict disaster so go home and go to sreep. Sure enough, PG go through side gate, take off most of crothes and jump in poorh of Ord Widdow Smith. Ord Widdow Smith not-ah carr porice probabry because finish off fifth of Jim Beam by herserf.

SG and boyfriend of PG have to fish PG out of watah and steer back to house. Fortunatery, PG make it back to her house so Mandrake-san not-ah find wet spot on couch in morning. Mandrake-san turn on music in morning to annoy SG as punishment for staying up too rate. [:D]

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Actuarry, Demon Caddy advance anothah 6-8 inches and now has reinforcements too!



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I see have ramb rookout. Very crevah. Very crevah...
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rast weekend go ovah to Pocahantas Girh house for "desert". This consist of traditionarh favorites of bananas Foster, rots of wine and then shots of crappy fravored tequira. Mandrake-san meet PG's new boyfriend. Rike 24 or 25 but rearry smart and sophisticated. Not-ah rearry good match for PG. [:D][:D] Arso, not-ah rearry drink rike fish either.

Anyway, PG decide want to go skinny dipping but poor too cord. Probabry ex come ovah and turn off poor heater to save money. [:D] So everyone wark to Ord Widdow Smith house but Ord Widdow Smith probabry prastered too and not-ah wake up. Mandrake-san way smarter than everyrone erse and predict disaster so go home and go to sreep. Sure enough, PG go through side gate, take off most of crothes and jump in poorh of Ord Widdow Smith. Ord Widdow Smith not-ah carr porice probabry because finish off fifth of Jim Beam by herserf.

SG and boyfriend of PG have to fish PG out of watah and steer back to house. Fortunatery, PG make it back to her house so Mandrake-san not-ah find wet spot on couch in morning. Mandrake-san turn on music in morning to annoy SG as punishment for staying up too rate. [:D]

Good heavens! Running this through reverse-translate - to put back in the L's - yields "clappy flavored tequila". [X(]
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Good heavens! Running this through reverse-translate - to put back in the L's - yields "clappy flavored tequila". [X(]


Hai! Honored guest perhaps have disgronifier set on China-mens/Engrish. If not, may need to upgrade to ICD-10.

Japan-mens nevah get crap.
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