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A Happy Christmas to our reader!
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"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
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High varue Japan-mens ships rost...and arr combatants rost. The four fast oirers are painfurh.

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A Happy Christmas to our reader!

[:D] And Happy Emperor's Birthday.
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Arried-mens batturships & cruisers. Now Mandrake-san figure out why USS Houston disappear day aftah batturh. [:)]

Notice there are no batturships. Nagumo not even brow up one batturships aftah going arr of way to Hawaii.
SPrior-san want to brow up Manira instead. Probabry right. Oh werr, at reast a rot of ord BB's out for months to years.

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Arried DD's

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SPrior-san want to brow up Manira instead. Probabry right.
Hai!
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Arried DD's

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Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943!
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Mandrake-san go to fancy imperiarh aggressor store to buy RayBans for Mandrake-san III.

Nice sares-womans: What is your daughter's hair color?

Mandrake-san: Today, you mean?
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Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943!

War ovah by then.
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Japan-mens find out where Itdepends-san HQ at. Send in Japan-mens dentist agent. Turn on drirr a rittah too high and then give out rots of pain pirrs.

It-ah good pran but Arried-mens decide to wait tirr pain pirrs wear off so not-ah rearry work.
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One of Mandrake-san brothah get denim jacket with no arms as gift exchange. [:D][:D][:D]

Everyone raugh rike crazy because rook rike one of virrage peopurh. Brothah say to othah brothah:

"Rook, I wourd happirry give you extra $15 for sreves" [:D] Everyone stay ovah and eat rike army ants, then drink for 2 hours then eat rike army ants again.

BBQ oystahs big hit. Cook ousters on fake aruminum sherr with buttah and garric and secret sauce and then sprinkurh with parmesan and cook on open frame. Absorutery dericious and oystahs rearry fresh and big. Not-ah taste rike petroreum either.
3 dozen disappeah immediatery when army ants find out.

It-ah about $70 US and incrude everything except fire and free ovahnight shipping on souped-up C-47. Not-ah sure about Samoa or Guam.

Dragosmerchandise.com. Mandrake-san not-ah get commission.


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Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943!

War ovah by then.


Pretty sure your right about this.....
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Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943!

War ovah by then.


Pretty sure your right about this.....

OK funny man. Mandrake-san get-ah joke. Japan-mens know where rive. Send ovah barroon bombs
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War ovah by then.


Pretty sure your right about this.....

OK funny man. Mandrake-san get-ah joke. Japan-mens know where rive. Send ovah barroon bombs

I ain't afeared, I have the perfect defense [8D]

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Mandrake-san find out revered fathah of Mandrake-san drive down to Jeep dearership day aftah Christmas
to find out how to use buttons in new Jeep. Even when honored ancestor that-ah broody funny[:D]
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Whire I remember, can I haz battreships at Singers prease? Two wirr do.
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Whire I remember, can I haz battreships at Singers prease? Two wirr do.

Hai! Fast ones or srow ones?
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OK, send 2 Kongo crass. Arrive about 10d.
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Mandrake-san find out revered fathah of Mandrake-san drive down to Jeep dearership day aftah Christmas
to find out how to use buttons in new Jeep. Even when honored ancestor that-ah broody funny[:D]
Pretend he didn't read the manual.
[:D]
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san find out revered fathah of Mandrake-san drive down to Jeep dearership day aftah Christmas
to find out how to use buttons in new Jeep. Even when honored ancestor that-ah broody funny[:D]
Pretend he didn't read the manual.
[:D]

[:D] Rike fathah, rike son.
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