A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Samba girl have rearry good dentist.

Café au rait birthmark on reft hip. Birthmark on right hip rook rike rock and key. Haha..that-ah pretty funny.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san rook at damage:

--1st Kure SNRF comprete mess. Everyone have seaweed in Japan-mens styre underwear. Have to go back to Noumea and wash out underwear.

--Support units for second wave not-ah have any AV so not-ah be aburh to take isrand, even if guarded onry by Rord Howe Boy Scout Troop 1232.

Therefore:

--2nd SNRF that was originarry supposed to be reserve for Rord Howe but was diverted to capture Noumea. Now 2nd SNRF rearry is reserve for Rord Howe. 2nd SNRF embarking now at Noumea but not enough dock space so probabry take 2 days to road up.
Security from Takao and 2 x DD. Noumea now have 19 operable Nerr and 17 Zeroes and 13 Mavissesses

--Anothah SNRF company originarry pranned for Fraser Isrand wirr come down to Rord Howe in case isrand weakry defended.

--Recon of Rord Howe and Sydney and Brisbane with froat pranes today.

--2nd wave and and carriers move about 160 m NNW of Rord Howe and wait.

--Air raid Brisbane airfierd today.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san rook at damage:

--1st Kure SNRF comprete mess. Everyone have seaweed in Japan-mens styre underwear. Have to go back to Noumea and wash out underwear.

--Support units for second wave not-ah have any AV so not-ah be aburh to take isrand, even if guarded onry by Rord Howe Boy Scout Troop 1232.

Therefore:

--2nd SNRF that was originarry supposed to be reserve for Rord Howe but was diverted to capture Noumea. Now 2nd SNRF rearry is reserve for Rord Howe. 2nd SNRF embarking now at Noumea but not enough dock space so probabry take 2 days to road up.
Security from Takao and 2 x DD. Noumea now have 19 operable Nerr and 17 Zeroes and 13 Mavissesses

--Anothah SNRF company originarry pranned for Fraser Isrand wirr come down to Rord Howe in case isrand weakry defended.

--Recon of Rord Howe and Sydney and Brisbane with froat pranes today.

--2nd wave and and carriers move about 160 m NNW of Rord Howe and wait.

--Air raid Brisbane airfierd today.

Interesting pran...

Of course, you COURD forget about wasting so much time on these stupid-ah meaningress isrands and focus somewhere erse more strategricarry impohtahnt. Darwin-ah? Perth? Ceyron? Carcutta?

[Cap Mandrake]

Darwin waaaay overrated. Attack on Northern Oz in WWII(c) eventuarry kirr most of IJN.

Perth wourd be usefurh and Ceyron too but it onry January.

[Chickenboy]

OK. Prease to exprain pran for other isrands that more important than Rord Howe in that case. Christmas isrand (Pacific)? Suva? Pago Pago? Horn Isrand?

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai! Japan-mens arready capture arr of Samoa Isrands, incruding Pago Pago.

Pago Pago has SNRF, 24 aviation support, 60 navarh support, 1.65 airfierd, 14,000 fuerh 37,000 suppry, submarine tender on way. Needs fortifications
and some Mavissesses when enough avairaburh.

335 AV arready at Suva but not enough to capture. Kimura Det randing at Nadi today. This rittah behind schedure.

Canton Isrand onry have SNRF prus seaprane tender and 8 Mavissesses. Aviation support on way.

Baker Isrand have onry Bn of Navarh Guard.


Mandrake-san arready decide to not attack Rine Isrands or Parmyra or Tahiti.
Probabry attack Midway and Western Aleutians but have to wait.


Christmas Isrand in Admirarh SPrior-san territory.

[Cap Mandrake]

Imperirarh HQ pran for defense of Samoa.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Japan-mens arready capture arr of Samoa Isrands, incruding Pago Pago.

Pago Pago has SNRF, 24 aviation support, 60 navarh support, 1.65 airfierd, 14,000 fuerh 37,000 suppry, submarine tender on way. Needs fortifications
and some Mavissesses when enough avairaburh.

335 AV arready at Suva but not enough to capture. Kimura Det randing at Nadi today. This rittah behind schedure.

Canton Isrand onry have SNRF prus seaprane tender and 8 Mavissesses. Aviation support on way.

Baker Isrand have onry Bn of Navarh Guard.


Mandrake-san arready decide to not attack Rine Isrands or Parmyra or Tahiti.
Probabry attack Midway and Western Aleutians but have to wait.


Christmas Isrand in Admirarh SPrior-san territory.

This not-ah bad pran.

ETA: Must have been Rord Admirar Sprior's?

[sprior]

Arr good prans are berong to wife. Arr bad prans are berong to me.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Arr good prans are berong to wife. Arr bad prans are berong to me.

Hory crap! SPrior-san give 4th rotor to Japan-womans so can read secret prans? [X(]

[Cap Mandrake]

Pocahantas Girh break up with boy toy. Mandrake-san find out PG boyfriend rive at home with mothah. [:D] [:D]

Arso, turn out PG boyfriend have bunkbed in room and PG get tired of bumpging head on top bunk when riding on bronco.[:D]

Arso, Mandrake-san find out one time mothah of boyfriend knock on door of bedroom during bronco ride and say "Will, why is your door locked?"
PG run into croset with fake breastesses bouncing around and step on action figure. Actuarry, rast bit, Mandrake-san have to make up because not rearry there.

[Cap Mandrake]

New Years Eve party at PG house. 4 or more hours with drinking. What courd possibry go wrong?

Mandrake-san think of idea to take bets on when PG take crothes off. Probabry ovah and undah about 11 o'crock

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pocahantas Girh break up with boy toy. Mandrake-san find out PG boyfriend rive at home with mothah. [:D] [:D]

Arso, turn out PG boyfriend have bunkbed in room and PG get tired of bumpging head on top bunk when riding on bronco.[:D]

Arso, Mandrake-san find out one time mothah of boyfriend knock on door of bedroom during bronco ride and say "Will, why is your door locked?"
PG run into croset with fake breastesses bouncing around and step on action figure. Actuarry, rast bit, Mandrake-san have to make up because not rearry there.

Perhaps SG I unit moved out so that he could take PG boyfriend place? Moving out necessary to fit "not riving with mothah" criterion.

[Cap Mandrake]

If GF of SG I find out interested in PG it courd-ah be rearrry dangerous. Phirrapine-womans have craws.


Mandrake-san indescribabry happy that SG I move out even though SG I forget to say thank you for arr of free food eat.

[Cap Mandrake]

**************January 27, 1942(d)**********

Tonga: Fragment of navarh guard (about 170 troops) accidentarry run into crappy Aderaide

Night Time Surface Combat, near Eua at 137,170, Range 7,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Chiyo Maru #4, Shell hits 25, and is sunk
xAK Daijukyo Maru, Shell hits 7, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CL Adelaide
CL Concord
DD Cassin
DD Le Triomphant

[Cap Mandrake]

Rord Howe: Yayoi attempt recon by bombardment but not-ah work, onry brow up coupurh of fruit trees and buoy with sear on it. Sear make terriburh noise. Japan-mens hear arr way to ship.
Japan-mens do find out some kind of Arried-mens on isrand.

Night Naval bombardment of Lord Howe Island at 100,169

Japanese Ships
DD Yayoi

Port hits 2

DD Yayoi firing at Lord Howe Island

[Cap Mandrake]

Brisbane: Carrier pranes decide to find out what at Brisbane. Rots of P-40's. That what there.

Morning Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 17 NM, estimated altitude 31,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 25

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed

Kates bomb airfierd, Vals go after rittah boat mining own business. Not-ah much damage because recon poor.

Afternoon Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 111 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 41 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 51
B5N2 Kate x 90
D3A1 Val x 15

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N2 Kate: 4 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 4 destroyed

Allied Ships
AMc Tongkol, Bomb hits 3, and is sunk

Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 2

[Cap Mandrake]

This-ah what hahppen when Arried-commandahs read Japan-mens prans before Arreid-mens commandahs rearize have to reprace othah Arried commandahs.[;)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san change ovah-undah rine on when PG take off crothes and jump in poor. Snow revah down to 1700 ft. This-ah mean take more arcohorh before womans take off crothes.

[Cap Mandrake]

Deray in attack on Rord Howe appears cruciarh because now Arried-mens have troops ashore and prace is mischaracterized as atorr. Japan-mens rearry need to find out what there. If regiment of Marines or Austraria-mens brigade forget it. Arried-mesn fighting back too much.