A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[uncivil_servant]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

New Years Eve party at PG house. 4 or more hours with drinking. What courd possibry go wrong?

Mandrake-san think of idea to take bets on when PG take crothes off. Probabry ovah and undah about 11 o'crock

I think your opponent should disband some ships/air units if you can succeed in getting PG and SG into getting down to their bare necessities.

[Reg]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Kates bomb airfierd, Vals go after rittah boat mining own business. Not-ah much damage because recon poor.



AMc Tongkol, Bomb hits 3, and is sunk

Groan.....

[zuluhour]

happy  new years fellows!

[witpqs]

HNY!

So I'm guessing that PG bounced off the ice-covered pool last night...

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

HNY!

So I'm guessing that PG bounced off the ice-covered pool last night...

Acturarry, undah bettors roose big. Not even crose.

Around 21:00 Pocahantas Girh announce:

"I'm going to pace myself. I'm just going to have tequila shots"[:)]

Around 23:15 farr down rittah stairs and have to be assisted to sreeping quarters [:D] Mandrake-san have Sarsa dance resson from nice Cuba-womans but stirr crappy dancer.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
I'm just going to have tequila shots"[:)]

Chickenboy-san wondah: Have good things evah happen when this phrase uttered? Even once? [&:][:-]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
I'm just going to have tequila shots"[:)]

Chickenboy-san wondah: Have good things evah happen when this phrase uttered? Even once? [&:][:-]

Hai! That-ah rike "Hey guys watch this!" Mandrake-san think was joke, but very prophetic.

[sprior]

Time to road up for Prome. Sirry Arries!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to road up for Prome. Sirry Arries!

Banzai! That-ah rearry barrsy. [:D]

[sprior]

I said Prome not Rome.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

I said Prome not Rome.

If get-ah past Gibrarter, Rome not-ah too bad.

Mandrake-san send Chikuma...oh...wait perhaps not.

[Cap Mandrake]

***********January 28, 1942(d)************

A-24 pirots eat Wheaties and probabry seroids too. 1000 lb hit Chikuma...and just keep going.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 99,152

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
A-24 Banshee x 11

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
A-24 Banshee: 1 damaged
A-24 Banshee: 1 destroyed by flak

Japanese Ships
CA Ashigara
xAP Ussuri Maru
CA Myoko, Bomb hits 1, on fire
CA Chikuma, Bomb hits 1, and is sunk

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 2000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb
2 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 2000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb
5 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 3000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb

Magazine explodes on CA Chikuma

Darien Maru under weather too.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 99,152

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 4 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 1 minutes

Allied aircraft
A-24 Banshee x 9

No Allied losses

Japanese Ships
xAP Dairen Maru, Bomb hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage
xAP Hakone Maru, Bomb hits 1

Japanese ground losses:
607 casualties reported
Squads: 10 destroyed, 24 disabled
Non Combat: 3 destroyed, 8 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled
Guns lost 17 (5 destroyed, 12 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
5 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 3000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb
4 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 2000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb

Heavy smoke from fires obscuring xAP Dairen Maru

[sprior]

I ask-ah Mist-ah Hitrer to take Gibrartar but no, he go to Russ-ah instead. He frickin' iriot.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

I ask-ah Mist-ah Hitrer to take Gibrartar but no, he go to Russ-ah instead. He frickin' iriot.

Hai! Hitrer comprete iriot. Send out batturhship against Arried-mens carriers.

Pretty sure Goerburhs got beat up as chirdrens too.

[Cap Mandrake]

Wrong war.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Wrong war.

Is this joke about Japan-men's golfer, too much sake and a prostitute? That one a make a me raff!

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Wrong war.

Is this joke about Japan-men's golfer, too much sake and a prostitute? That one a make a me raff!

Is that joke about whore worrd being at war?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Wrong war.

Is this joke about Japan-men's golfer, too much sake and a prostitute? That one a make a me raff!

Is that joke about whore worrd being at war?

No. Punchrine invorve 'wrong hore' though.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san just-ah notice since join side of Japan-mens entire street apparentry having trouburh obtaining ruxury motor vehicurhs from Arried-mens. Not-ah see any more Range Rovahs and used to be arr ovah prace with speciurh bush guards even though womans drivers nevah go anywhere near dirt. Now, it possiburh everyone find out Range Rovahs crappy and break down arr of time but, more rikery, boat not-ah come here anymore. Ssme thing on
Escarades. Now repraced with giant Toyo-dahs and Daihatsu burrdozers.

Arso, not-ah see Rorrs Royce since Mistah Borrywood with hot memsahib move out. Now 3 Mazeratti on street. Bunch of Mercedes. Even Porsche. Even housekeepahs drive Korea-mens cars.

[Cap Mandrake]

More things that-ah hahppen from 1-29. This-ah pretty funny. I-154 try to take short-cut.
Idiot captain eat too much Wheaties.

TF 51 encounters mine field at Soerabaja (56,104)

Japanese Ships
SS I-154, Mine hits 1, on fire

Parembang: Arried-mens bombers attack Parembang 3x every night. Oscar pirots getting tired. Second oir point brow up.
Japan-mens need more energetic remedy.

Night Air attack on Palembang , at 48,91

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 1

Allied aircraft
B-17D Fortress x 2

No Japanese losses

No Allied losses

Oil hits 1