A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Chickenboy]

M&M Enterprises doing well in Breastaurant business:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 20371.html

[sprior]

Nottingham has veh nice Hooters restaurant. Even wife and DU enjoy eating there.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Nottingham has veh nice Hooters restaurant. Even wife and DU enjoy eating there.

Apparentry, accahding to articre, onry one reft in UK.

ETA: Articre have rots of titirating doubre entendre.

[Chijohnaok2]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just-ah notice since join side of Japan-mens entire street apparentry having trouburh obtaining ruxury motor vehicurhs from Arried-mens. Not-ah see any more Range Rovahs and used to be arr ovah prace with speciurh bush guards even though womans drivers nevah go anywhere near dirt. Now, it possiburh everyone find out Range Rovahs crappy and break down arr of time but, more rikery, boat not-ah come here anymore. Ssme thing on
Escarades. Now repraced with giant Toyo-dahs and Daihatsu burrdozers.

Arso, not-ah see Rorrs Royce since Mistah Borrywood with hot memsahib move out. Now 3 Mazeratti on street. Bunch of Mercedes. Even Porsche. Even housekeepahs drive Korea-mens cars.

Maybe speciurh bush guards because Arried womens don't know Brazir?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: chijohnaok

Maybe speciurh bush guards because Arried womens don't know Brazir?

Bush guards...hahah. Mandrake-san wondah if Brazir even invented in 1942. Perhaps in Horrywood. Mandrake-san do some research.

[Cap Mandrake]

Apparentry, it cause by US Government aftah order ress materiarh in womans bathing suits during WWII in ordah to make parachutes.

Just go to show war not-ah arr bad.

NOTE: DON'T ROOK UP BRAZIRIAN WAX AT WORK. WIKIPEDIA HAVE PICTURES.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

M&M Enterprises doing well in Breastaurant business:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 20371.html

Articruh arr wrong! We go these praces for great finger food, beer serection and erudite conversation about arr things "sporting"! Arso onry prace to watch un-American footbarr on TV.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

Nottingham has veh nice Hooters restaurant. Even wife and DU enjoy eating there.

Apparentry, accahding to articre, onry one reft in UK.

ETA: Articre have rots of titirating doubre entendre.

I only read it for the pictures... FAIL! [:(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
Arso onry prace to watch un-American footbarr on TV.

You-ah mean footbarr with screwed up aspect ratio field, skinny 'rinemen' and-ah raffable names rike-ah 'Brue Bombers' or footbarr where kick spotted barr and fake injury arr time?

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. [:(] Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.

Not-ah Pinhead, of course, it-ah dog Mandrake-san actuarry rike. Tough animarh. One day have to take out uterus because compretery infected. Next day rike nothing happened.

[witpqs]

Sorry. [:(]

From what I've seen that's about full life span for that breed. [:(]

[Disco Duck]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. [:(] Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.

Not-ah Pinhead, of course, it-ah dog Mandrake-san actuarry rike. Tough animarh. One day have to take out uterus because compretery infected. Next day rike nothing happened.

Bummer[:(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. [:(] Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.

Urtrasound-guided biopsy possibre? Histopathorogicar diagnosis may be herpfurr, but yes-it no sound good, Captain-san. [:(]

Sympathies.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. [:(] Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.

Not-ah Pinhead, of course, it-ah dog Mandrake-san actuarry rike. Tough animarh. One day have to take out uterus because compretery infected. Next day rike nothing happened.

Very sorry to he-ah about doggie probrems.

[Disco Duck]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
Arso onry prace to watch un-American footbarr on TV.

You-ah mean footbarr with screwed up aspect ratio field, skinny 'rinemen' and-ah raffable names rike-ah 'Brue Bombers' or footbarr where kick spotted barr and fake injury arr time?

+1[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

************Jan. 30, 1942(d)**********

Oz: Night bombardment of Rockhampton by Haruna and Kirishima is a bit TOO effective. From 120 m offshore the carriers do a good job of protecting the ships at Rockhampton.

Ground combat at Rockhampton (95,152)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 10524 troops, 85 guns, 14 vehicles, Assault Value = 403

Defending force 7277 troops, 153 guns, 220 vehicles, Assault Value = 118

Japanese adjusted assault: 282

Allied adjusted defense: 26

Japanese assault odds: 10 to 1 (fort level 2)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Rockhampton !!!

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 6 destroyed

Combat modifiers
Defender: disruption(-), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
681 casualties reported
Squads: 6 destroyed, 51 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
2380 casualties reported
Squads: 16 destroyed, 15 disabled
Non Combat: 127 destroyed, 32 disabled
Engineers: 22 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 133 (130 destroyed, 3 disabled)
Vehicles lost 173 (170 destroyed, 3 disabled)
Units retreated 11

Assaulting units:
4th Division
2nd Tank Regiment
48th Field AA Battalion
23rd Special Base Force
44th Field AA Battalion
6th Naval Construction Battalion
7th Port Unit

Defending units:
2/8th Armoured Regiment
2/5th Armoured Regiment
2/10th Armoured Regiment
5th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment
4th Australian Lt AA Regiment
ABDA
1st Medium Regiment
2/16th Field Regiment
2nd RAAF Base Force
Eastern Command
2nd RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment

[Cap Mandrake]

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[Disco Duck]

Do the Allies have an AAR? I would like to see what they think of the situation.[&:]

[bobsteele]

Itdepends has one running, but it's sorta sporadic, as is (unfortunately) the Cap's at the moment. I really want to see how the Cap and Sprior handle the dark side, and am curious about how they handle the mid '42 and after phase. They are aggressive allied players, curious about how they will handle the empire in this one.


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[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: bobsteele
I really want to see how the Cap and Sprior handle the dark side, and am curious about how they handle the mid '42 and after phase. They are aggressive allied players, curious about how they will handle the empire in this one.

Hai! Japan-mens wondah how that come out too. When Japan-mens come up with actuarh pran ret you know. [:D]

Right now seem rike Arried-mens trying to hard. Seem rike Arried-mens shourd just rerax and take beating. Now Arried-mens try to scare Shinto-boys with carriers with crappy Brewsters and TBD's.