Mogami versus Goblin

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 3:53 am

Czech Information Minister:

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

CIM

Goblin

(PS- on a side note, I killed a 7TP tank with a standard infantry rifle hit! First time for me.)

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 5:37 am

"The Czech right flank has collapsed. The enemy in that sector has ether been destroyed or is in full retreat. The Polish reserve force has been committed to exploit the break through. While never in doubt victory is now assured and it is close at hand. I'd like to thank the heroic men and horses of the Polish Army."

"PS I told you it was a wonderful plan"

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:13 pm

"Right flank, left flank, the Polish speak of flanks. How can you have flanks when you are beseiging your enemy? Now even the Polish command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."

"We are not afraid of the Polish. God has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

CIM

Goblin

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:02 pm

"The Polish Ambassador to Russia has issued a strong note of protest. Polish vehicles have been destroyed by bottles clearly provided by the Russians. (It appears after the original contents had been consumed the Czech/psedo Czech troops fill them with gasoline)
We were prepared for casualties. We regret them of course. We will honor our fallen comrades after we finish skinning Goblin alive.
The Polish forces continue to exploit the collapse of the Czech right flank. Dense masses of Czech conscript infantry mixed with foreign subversives have been caught out in the open and are being killed by the dozens. Others once the fear of the Czech death squads have been removed simply lay down their weapons and go home.
Don't be a bottleneck. If a matter is not a decision for the President or you, delegate it. Force responsibility down and out. Find problem areas, add structure and delegate. The pressure is to do the reverse. Resist it. I've authorized the battlefield commanders to hold trials for war criminals captured. We warn the Czechs to refrain from committing any more crimes. They will be punished."

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:28 pm

"Those Czech fighters are slapping those gangsters on the face, and then when they flee, they will kick their backsides."

"The midget Mogami deserves only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere."

CIM

Goblin

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 12:09 am

"A tremendous battle is raging in the vicinity of the Mogami Beer Generating Facility. The Czech/outside insane trespassing lunatic's are being mowed down by the score. Polish soldiers are trying to get them to surrender. The Czechs are no doubt very near if not past the breaking point. The Polish people blame Goblin. Why oh why does he continue to slaughter his own people?. Soon he will hang like a ripe banana.

I'm so proud of the Polish soldiers and that masterful plan of battle. It took every probable event into account. There have been no surprises. Disappointment to be sure. We were disappointed the Czech choose to end their miserable meaningless lives rather then submit to enlightenment.
Oh well **** the bad luck"

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 2:31 am

The Czechoslovakian Information Minister again:

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die. I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the smokestacks of the Baby Formula Factory. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

CIM

Goblin

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 3:43 am

"Bitter fighting continues. If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. I'm am having my butt chewed off by reports that the battle is not going our way. It is. But war is dangerous. The battlefield is dangerous. People die. You hope when you send troops into battle that it is the enemy who dies but you really can not prevent your own troops from dying as well. Polish troops are dying well. In smaller numbers then the enemy. In much smaller numbers then the enemy. If you subtract the loss of tanks then we are clearly winning."

(PS Is it legal to call on reinforcment? Not that I need reinforment I just want to know if you are going to call on reinforment to replace all the troops you have lost. I have no need to call on reinforcment)

(PSS: HEHEHE)

fireball · Post by **fireball** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:52 am

Great stuff guys!

fireball

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 3:35 pm

Thanks fireball! All Mogami's idea.

Mogami-I have also wondered about reinforcements... I don't need them ( :rolleyes: ), but I wondered. Since we both do not need them ( :rolleyes: ), let's just not call them, ok? Since we don't need them...:rolleyes:

From the Minister:

"They're not even within 100 miles [of The Baby Formula Factory]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Czechoslovakia. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."

CIM

Goblin

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:25 pm

OK I won't call reinforcement. If you hear bugles it is just the "charge" being sounded. No really I won't call for reinforcement.

"Polish forces push forward, the lightning thrust of Polish Armor deep into Czech positions has encircled the entire Czech army.
The Mogami Beer Generation Facility has been secured, The war is over. Only mop up operations remain. When asked about the capture of Goblin I say "He is no longer relevant"
Amidst all the clutter, beyond all the obstacles, aside from all the static, are the goals set. Put your head down, do the best job possible, let the flak pass, and work towards those goals. We've done that and look where we are, standing in the winners circle."

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:52 pm

"We're now trying to exhaust them, until our leadership decides the time and method to clean our territory of their desecration."

"Our farmers, they are targeting accurately the enemy."

President Mogami is a "crook" and "the most despicable creature."

CIM

Goblin

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 6:53 pm

"Czech forces have been contained, out manouevred and destroyed. We are not pausing, we're just letting the slower units catch up. There is not going to be a pause!!!"

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:55 pm

The Czechoslovakian Information Minister could not be reached for comment today.

Goblin

(PS- I killed a Vickers E jw with a 7.92 vz26 LMG!!)

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:04 pm

"If you try to please everybody, somebody's not going to like it."
The weight of the Czech attack as provided it with a certain inertia that is being countered by the solid immovable Polish defense."

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:29 pm

From the CIM

"Poland is not worth an old shoe"

CIM

Goblin

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 1:49 am

"Happy Czech crowd the streets singing and dancing to celebrate the overthrow of the despot Goblin. Polish forces begin to return home. We don't care who leads the Czechs as long as Poland keeps the pilsner...err Mogami Beer Generating Facility.
Poland is now casting it's eye on a certain pretzal company"

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:23 pm

Press Release from the Minister:

"What the hell is he smoking? I want a big fat one too."

CIM

Goblin

mogami · Post by **mogami** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:42 pm

"No sign of the Czechs. We believe they have all fled to neighboring countries. The parade is scheduled for next week after all the troops have returned home."

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:02 pm

"...they are nowhere (pause)...they are nowhere, really"

We can now verify that not a single Polish soldier will return to his homeland. This is verifiable, and has been...verified.

CIM

Goblin

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