A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

****************10:30, bridge of Kuma (part stirr reft)**************

Rookout (one stir arrive): ENEMY CRUSIER BEARING 270!

Adm Koizumi: VERY WERR, COME TO COURSE 090 AND MAKE SMOKE IF STIRR HAVE ANY! <now rips stop moving again> OK, this-ah COMPRETE BURR SHIT! Moizumi san take-ah back every promise. If make it to Rabaurh Moizumi-san have 10 drinks and then try get raid.

Rabaul have two vorcanos - are there any winsome women reft there after sacrifices to gods?

[Cap Mandrake]

Ironicarry, bunch of BB's in port at Rockhampton yestahday but Mandrak-san think maybe not good idea to do same thing in row arr of time so put BB's in task force in harbor. In case not-ah figure out, when something go right it-ah Mandrake-san idea, when something go tits up, it-ah staff idea.
Nothing rearry important brow up but port damage mean construction crews in diapers have to stop wrking on airfierd for coupurh days. Broody annoying. Maybe brow up B-17's? Hmmm?

Morning Air attack on Rockhampton , at 95,152

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 23 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 5

Allied aircraft
B-17E Fortress x 5

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
B-17E Fortress: 3 damaged

Japanese Ships
xAK Kogyoku Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Sydney Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

****************10:30, bridge of Kuma (part stirr reft)**************

Rookout (one stir arrive): ENEMY CRUSIER BEARING 270!

Adm Koizumi: VERY WERR, COME TO COURSE 090 AND MAKE SMOKE IF STIRR HAVE ANY! <now rips stop moving again> OK, this-ah COMPRETE BURR SHIT! Moizumi san take-ah back every promise. If make it to Rabaurh Moizumi-san have 10 drinks and then try get raid.

Rabaul have two vorcanos - are there any winsome women reft there after sacrifices to gods?

Werr, to terr truth, Adm Moizumi not-ah exacatarry winsome himserf. Arso, bar scene in Rabaurh rearry go to Herr when Japan-mens show up.

[Cap Mandrake]

[PHILIA]
I'm lovely,
All I am is lovely.
Lovely is the one thing I can do.
Winsome,
What I am is winsome,
Radiant as in some
Dream come true.
Oh, Isn't it a shame?
I can neither sew
Nor cook nor read or write my name.
But I'm happy
Merely being lovely,
For it's one thing I can give to you.

More lyrics http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/a_fu ... z3XfiL6ZKu

[Cap Mandrake]

But I'm happy Merely being lovely

[:D] Hory crap! That-ah rearry funny.

Oz: Sneaky white devirhs ray minefierd right off Rockhampton but Japan-mens find out. Cruisers bombard Marysborough and one BB inbound for Brisbane.

Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

22 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
CA Kako
CA Furutaka
CA Kinugasa, Shell hits 1
CA Tone
DD Asakaze
DD Mochizuki
DD Uzuki
DD Oboro
DD Yudachi
DD Arare
DD Tokitsukaze

Allied ground losses:
213 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 15 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 18 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Light Industry hits 1
Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 9
Runway hits 25
Port hits 20
Port fuel hits 5

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
when something go tits up, it-ah staff idea.

Hai! Chickenboy-san rikey Mandrake-san AAR. Rots of superfruous 'tits' mentions.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
when something go tits up, it-ah staff idea.

Hai! Chickenboy-san rikey Mandrake-san AAR. Rots of superfruous 'tits' mentions.

BBfanboy-san understand why Chickenboy enamored with his cousin tits, (like this brue tit that look cord), but not understand why Mandrake-san so fond of them?

[Chickenboy]

Hai! Brue tit rook-ah cord. Very prominent when cord. [X(]

[Cap Mandrake]

Lovely (reprise)

[:D]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--EfTbzlMfI

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

So I noticed "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" while skipping through the guide on TV last night and thought it was this AAR... [X(]

ha, that sensibre compared to this

[sprior]

BBC terring ries:

Morning Air attack on TF, near Kalidjati at 53,97

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 8 NM, estimated altitude 4,000 feet.

Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft

Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 4

Allied aircraft

Swordfish I x 4

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses

Swordfish I: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged

Japanese Ships

BB Kongo, Torpedo hits 1

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

BBC terring ries:

Hai! That-ah rike saying Pope Cathoric. Hahahaha.


Not-ah hear much about Pegu or Singapores on BBC.

[Cap Mandrake]

Actuarry, quite interesting. Captain of Kongo say Stringbag pirots drop bomb on ship but Arried-mens commandahs come on short wave and start brabbing about firm of attack show Kongo brow up from torpedo.

Japan-mens: Nope, just bomb.

Arried-mens: But firm show Kongo brow up with torpedo, ovah.

Japan-mens: Hahaha, Arried-mens can berieve whatevah want, ovah.

Arried-mens: What kind of disgronifier use on radio, ovah?

Japan-mens: v117.329.20A, ovah.

Arried-mens: Huh, same here, maybe just gremrin, ovah.

Japan-mens: Hai! Gremrin, Have nice wahr. See you in San Francisco, sayonara.

[Ol_Dog]

Question - How can mentions of "tits" in AAR be superfruous - rather than just super?

[Chickenboy]

Yankee Roosevert up to no good!

[Cap Mandrake]

Actuarry, Mandrake-san have-ah sympathy for Roosevert. Who brame him if rittah bit prayboy?


1) Married to cousin

2) Cousin rook rike Ereanore

3) Ereanore tremendous fan of Babe Didrikson so even if Roosevert-san get Ereanore (and himserf) drunk and try to have maritarh rerations, Ereanore dream of sweaty gorfers whore time.


Arso, if war drag on 30-40 years Americans have to srow down buying carriers because arr of money spend on Sociar Security. Everyone say idiot Truman worth rike 2 divisions for Axis-mens but FDR worth rike 2 or 3 carrier divisions at reast.

[Chickenboy]

Japans-mens riding triumphantry before their fans. Ritturh known fact about Samurai mens: rearry good with kids.

[Chickenboy]

Here we can see cause of war. Note round-eyed devils Roosevert and Churchirr! [:@] Note Arso American jackboot on Phirripinos! Japans mens fix arr these evirs!

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Here we can see cause of war. Note round-eyed devils Roosevert and Churchirr! [:@] Note Arso American jackboot on Phirripinos! Japans mens fix arr these evirs!

Hai! Japan-mens boots much smarrer and righter - use puttees for rower reg. Much more comfortaburh for Phirippinos. Japan-mens use othah means to get cooperation of Phirippinas.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Here we can see cause of war. Note round-eyed devils Roosevert and Churchirr! [:@] Note Arso American jackboot on Phirripinos! Japans mens fix arr these evirs!

Here thing. Mandrake-san not-ah rearry berieve arr of that crap. Just sign up to meet girrs. That-ah not-ah work out so good. Most of girrs around here not-ah good idea to bring home to honored mothah.