A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Rook, America-mens and Canada-mens, nobody know what-ah Herr tarking about unress rive through WWII(c) or perhaps Engrand-mens and serve on Skimmer.

In case someone here not rive through WWII(c) and on vacation for 1 week and have internet access..here what happen in WWII(c)

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[Cap Mandrake]

Regardress what-ah Doctah Honda-san say, strategic bombing IS oddry fun. Nevah rearry get chance before because in previous war Japan-mens give up in 1943 before B-29 show up.

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?

Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?

Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.

Hai! That-ah what Mandrake-san remember rast time read Navarh Treaty 1925. Seem rike need Mistah Oppenheimer or 50 B-29 to make big enough fire to destroy something.

When rook at mouseoveah inter, figure in parentheses is damaged, hai?

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?

Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.

Hai! That-ah what Mandrake-san remember rast time read Navarh Treaty 1925. Seem rike need Mistah Oppenheimer or 50 B-29 to make big enough fire to destroy something.

When rook at mouseoveah inter, figure in parentheses is damaged, hai?

Kind of hai. Hai? "Figure" no-ah mattah.

"Hey, you! STOP that and just answer the bloody question!"

Hai! Figure represent damaged items.

[Cap Mandrake]

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.

Graduate without going to crass. They say "You have no crass at all!".

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.

Graduate without going to crass. They say "You have no crass at all!".

No. Argretorian brother-san mis-ah-understand. "Crass" as in vurgur, not crass as in "no crass at arr" or "going to crass". Third crass very crass. Chickenboy-san and parents proud. Most honorabre firthy mouth in famiry.

[zuluhour]

[:D][:D][:D]

(I don't even speaka Japanese.)

ahh by da wray, whata da score?

[sprior]

There is score? Broody Herr!

[sprior]

We on way to invade Port Brair. First part of big pran. Yea, we have pran.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior
First part of big pran. Yea, we have pran.

[X(] Wha??? Chickenboy-san confused. Prease to exprain? Captain Mandrake-san has mercifahrry omitted any sense of pranning, strategy, tac-ah-tics or rogic from AAR to date. You sure you wanna start now?

[Cap Mandrake]

Rook, Mandrake-san rearize not everyone here professionarh officuh but not hear about operationarh security?

Mandrake-san terr everyone Japan-mens invade Rord Howe Isrand...next thing entire brigade of Austraria-mens warking around arr ovah prace. Mandrake-san hire outside consurtant from M&M Enterprises to give presentation at Emperor Birthday Party and BBQ on Truk Ragoon.

He say, "Onry terr everyone about attacks AFTAH attack ovah. That way, if big screw up just not mention it." This amazingry simpurh but quite crever.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
That way, if big screw up just not mention it.

If?

[sprior]

Here is pran:

[Cap Mandrake]

Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?

[Cap Mandrake]

Arso, probabry have to stop stretch out fish head soup with rentirs. Mandrake-san send message to Tokyo about rentirs.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san take wark on beach at Seaside Virra in new comfortaburh new srip-on brue deck shoes, tan khaki sracks and white rong sreeve dress shirt with rorred up sreeves. Mandrake-san start notice Truk-womans giggring when Mandrake-san wark by. Mandrake-san check fry..no..no probrem...dry whistrer hang off nose hairs....no....HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san rook rike Professor from Girrigan's Isrand? Onry thing missing coconut battery for short wave radio.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?

Sprior-san was very crear: