A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Reception Area, Southern Army HQ, Singapore***********

Mr. I Dunn Cheatham, Esq.: <waiting for appointment....hears singing from office of Admirarh SPrior-san..."And then you go and spoirh it by sayying something stupid rike I rove you"...he resists the urge to snicker out of courtesy...well, feigned courtesy because he is trying to make a deal for the Long Lance torpedo...then thinks about it a bit and begins to sing quietly>

And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you....Damn! That's pretty good! I bet Frank could use that.

Arr royarties go to Sunshine Home for Retired Geisha Girrs.

[Cap Mandrake]

Probabry SPrior-san misunderestimate M&M Enterprises if berieve going to get royarties.

[Cap Mandrake]

************Veranda with ovahead fans Seaside Virra*************


Mandrake-san: Hmmm...hmmm.hmmm..hmmm...hmmmm....Arr Japan-mens saying ..give peace chance....<smires>...HORY CRAP! That-ah pretty good. Maybe use for Greatah Coprosperity Sphere theme song?

[Cap Mandrake]

"Everyone tarking about Burma, Marays, Borneo,
Timor, Phirripines, Andaman
Townsvirre, Brisbane
Briney Mane, Taberfane....

HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san need to write down"

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Probabry SPrior-san misunderestimate M&M Enterprises if berieve going to get royarties.

Maybe Sprior-san visit Geishas now for promise of royarties rater - smart business!

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Probabry SPrior-san misunderestimate M&M Enterprises if berieve going to get royarties.

Maybe Sprior-san visit Geishas now for promise of royarties rater - smart business!

Hory crap! That-ah rearry crever. Rike Wimpy and hamburgers! That-ah why Mandrake-san ret SPrior-san take ovah China. SPrior-san perhaps achieve penetrations in China.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

SPrior-san perhaps achieve penetrations in China.

TMI, my good chap [:-]



[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Situations at Verdun...err..Mandrake-san mean Maryborough

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Probabry SPrior-san misunderestimate M&M Enterprises if berieve going to get royarties.

Maybe Sprior-san visit Geishas now for promise of royarties rater - smart business!

Hory crap! That-ah rearry crever. Rike Wimpy and hamburgers! That-ah why Mandrake-san ret SPrior-san take ovah China. SPrior-san perhaps achieve penetrations in China.

And when I get excited
My rittre China girl says
Oh baby just you shut your mouth
She says : sh-sh-shhh

[Lecivius]

I just noticed, there is a face in Lord Sprior's tree!! No wonder he is always so up on all the juicy news [:'(]

[sprior]

Broody herr, secret is out. Now must branch out or bow to pressure.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Broody herr, secret is out. Now must branch out or bow to pressure.

So that's the root of sprior-san's success! Forum knew sprior-san was cuhrtivated, but not about tree-tahking tahrent!
But should that be "bough to pressure"?
BBfanboy-san's tahrent onry go as far as spreading fertirizer ...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: vicberg

This is an AAR? Didn't realize that with ancestor worship (don't forget to clap or in the nomenclature of this AAR, crap 3 times).

If-ah happy and know it, crap hands?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
But should that be "bough to pressure"?

Chickenboy-san think-ah knot.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: vicberg

This is an AAR? Didn't realize that with ancestor worship (don't forget to clap or in the nomenclature of this AAR, crap 3 times).

If-ah happy and know it, crap hands?

I say Old Bean, was that a reference to fertilizer comedy? Jolly good, and all that! [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

I just noticed, there is a face in Lord Sprior's tree!! No wonder he is always so up on all the juicy news [:'(]

That-ah Admirarh SIR Rord SPrior-san to you, bub. Denver-san address actuarh knight.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
But should that be "bough to pressure"?

OK, who invite sperring nazi? [:D]

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake



OK, who invite sperring nazi? [:D]

There go neighbourhood

[Cap Mandrake]

"Nottingham" [:D]

White-mens missing arr of jokes.

[Chijohnaok2]

ORIGINAL: vicberg

This is an AAR? Didn't realize that with ancestor worship (don't forget to clap or in the nomenclature of this AAR, crap 3 times).

Crap 3 times.

That's what happened to me after I had the shrimp for lunch.