At dawn we slept...in the cab on the way back from Olongapo

[Justus2]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*************Mandrake Household**********


FAM: <busily trying to find a replacement TE after the guy I just picked on waivers annoyingly got himself injured int he first quarter> Hmmmmm....

10 year old SGIV practicing her Student Council speech:..."One of the reasons why I would like to be on Student Council is to help the environment of the planet with recycling..."

FAM: <stops what he is doing and makes the John Belushi face..you know..the one he used when he just heard something really annoying and was about to go postal>

At least her school still has a Student Council... my daughter was crushed when she went to her 8th grade student council organizational meeting excited to run for re-election, and instead of elections, the advisor (a 20-smething new teacher) told them everyone that came to the meeting was on the council, and instead of getting to vote on things for the school, they would only do service projects in the community. [:(]

[Cap Mandrake]

***************************Captain's Quarters, HMS Isis, at Sea off Oz somewhere (information withheld for security purposes)*******************

CDR C.S.B. Swinley, RN: ..PRAYER RUGS? PRAYER RUGS? Do you mean Mohammaden style prayer rugs? What in the bloody Hell would we need those for?

Lt. al Raqqa: For multidemoninational services sir.

CDR C.S.B. Swinley, RN: Bloody Hell no! Next thing you'll be wanting is special services for Ensign O'Boyle here. This is His Majesty's ship. It will stay that way.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Norflok, the island: Sometimes shit just happens.

Sub attack near Norfolk Island at 113,171

Japanese Ships
SS I-173

Allied Ships
xAP Neptuna, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AVD Ballard

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled)

I hope that wasn't the Bentley I was having delivered.

[sprior]

Back in Blighty after a long recon by foot behind enemy lines. my feet are now 2 sizes bigger than they should be.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Back in Blighty after a long recon by foot behind enemy lines. my feet are now 2 sizes bigger than they should be.

"I believe it is the Count, but he has grown young." - Jonathan Harker upon learning of Sprior's return.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Back in Blighty after a long recon by foot behind enemy lines. my feet are now 2 sizes bigger than they should be.

Don't be surprised if you are suddenly swarmed by very enthusiastic women.*







*Ignore this if this already happens to you routinely.

[Cap Mandrake]

Poor baaaahstard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Poor baaaahstard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ

[X(]
I think I just changed my mind about abolishing the death penalty. The efficiency of this method is just too good to pass up.

[Itdepends]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Lt. al Raqqa: For multidemoninational services sir.

The Royal Navy are devil worshippers?

[zuluhour]

good to see the brains behind the operation back. (snicker)

[desicat]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

good to see the brains behind the operation back.

The Lord Admiral's reaction will when he discovers what Mandrake has done with the British fleet will be comparable to this. I'm sure Mandrake will cheer him up though!

He'll just tell Churchill it was stolen and the Allies will buy him a new fleet.

[Cap Mandrake]

..

[Chickenboy]

Captain Ho Lee Fuk sighted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchPLjCisLY

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Captain Ho Lee Fuk sighted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchPLjCisLY

According to that TV reporter, I have been pronouncing the name all wrong!

[zuluhour]

there goes another 10 min of my life[:D]

[Chickenboy]

Bang Ding Ow absolutely slayed me...[:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

The funniest thing about that is not the names, which are funny as Hell and over the top politically incorrect...it's the fact that a couple of frat boys got together, put the names on the teleprompter at obvious risk to their careers...and then got the earnest, but completely clueless, news reader to read them on air while carefully trying to pronounce the "names" with imagined ethnic and lingusitic purity. [:D][:D]

You just know she prepared ahead of time because she chose the long "u" sound for "Fuk" [:D]

The way she pronunced "Bang Ding OW" is like the Russian roulette scene out of "Deer Hunter" [:D]


Thank you, More Gore for inventing the internet.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The funniest thing about that is not the names, which are funny as Hell and over the top politically incorrect...it's the fact that a couple of frat boys got together, put the names on the teleprompter at obvious risk to their careers...

You see, Cap'n, I would consider that a moral imperative were I one of the teleprompter guys. There are some things worth fighting for in this world. There are some worth dying for. There are some worth getting fired for. [8D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Just imagine the conversation. Two or three former frat boys sitting around before the broadcast using fake Asian accents making up fake Asian names for the pilots and laughing themselves silly. Most of them sound more Chinese than Korean but it doesn't even matter...

"Holy F***, some ting wong, we too low" <laughter>

"Wait, Ho Lee Fuk is the pilot's name" <laughter>

"And We Tu Lo is the co-pilot" <laughter>

.....some minutes later, everyone is fatigued from laughing so hard....

"Wait, I just thought of an idea...." [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

*************Office************


<13 year old male with ADHD and Aspergers in for follow up, sits for entire visit playing video game on tablet>

FAM: <wrapping up visit> ..well, would you like him to have the HPV vaccine?

Grandfather (guardian): How do you catch that, doctor?

FAM: <earnestly> It's sexually transmitted.

Grandfather (guardian): <both grandparents begin to laugh uncontrollably. The grandmother nearly loses her glasses and makes a fine spray of spit trying to suppress her laughter> I....hahahahah....don't....hahahaha...think we...hahahahhahahaha.. need to worry....hahahahaha.....about that. [:)]