At dawn we slept...in the cab on the way back from Olongapo

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> On Oct 9, 2015, at 2:58 PM, Frau Bluher
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> Hi Mr. Mandrake,
>
> I received a recent complaint that the trash cans at your home remain out for
days after collections. Could you advise someone at the home to please pull then
in by the next day after collection? Also there are string lights in front pine
that need removal and the plastic container tipped over with dirt coming out of
it needs to be cleaned up and put away with any other items such as ladders that
may be laying about but visible from the street view. The neighbor also inquired
about the (2) dead trees in your rear yard. Could you please tell me if they may
be removed in the future? >
> Please advise me if you can help remedy these matters. Thank you and have an
enjoyable weekend.
>
> Kindest Regards,
>
> Frau Bluher
> Berchtesgaden Master Association | Compliance Coordinator
> Property Management

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Frau Bluher

String lights down. Small cedar planter righted. Trash cans in.

The November date is fine for the trees. I have to make the IRS happy first.

I am having a rusting 1971 VW bus with peace signs and Grateful Dead stickers
delivered and put up on concrete blocks in front of the neighbors house as a
friendly thank you for their neighborly behavior.

Mr. Mandrake
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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you should expect your refund in about 8-12 weeks" [:)]

Is this a "negative refund" that you can be expecting, Cap'n? The FTB has all sorts of clever pseudonyms for BOHICA-derived fees, charges, debits and so forth.

Yes, I am well aware of the this. The FTB make the IRS seem like an all-Budhist Brownie Troop.
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I am pretty sure I know who complained because SG got into an on-line Facebook fight with the bi-itch daughter-in-law of the neighbors and she referenced the two "dead trees" (two 12 foot California Peppers even though there are 60 foot high 400 year old oaks and huge pines etc.

Pure harassment and revenge. Frau Bluher is a serious improvement over Eva Braun, the previous "compliance officer". Maybe I should tell her I take care of rescue dogs?
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Suggest you be a good neighbor and share plans with them for a truly best on street $15,000 built in BBQ grill.
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Pure harassment and revenge.

You say that like it's a bad thing. [&:] It's all us JFBs have to go on from about 1943 onwards. [:D]
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Suggest you be a good neighbor and share plans with them for a truly best on street $15,000 built in BBQ grill.

Brilliantly devious but I they already have a custom outdoor kitchen with a brick pizza oven. Maybe a reflecting pond?
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Ship losses

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Allied losses

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IJN DD's

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Good news! Everything is apparently OK with the Franchise Tax Board! I talked to "Alexis" at the Franchise Tax Board and told her she had a nice sexy radio voice and told her I take care of rescue dogs and after a couple minutes of bullshitting she said..."Mr. Mandrake, don't worry about the tax thing, your return looks fine. I'll mark it approved and you should expect your refund in about 8-12 weeks" [:)]

See..who needs an attorney. You just complement women and tell them you take care of rescue dogs and they melt. Now, she may be the weight of an average NFL interior lineman and I only take care of one rescue dog (which I have seriously thought about tying to the bumper on many occasions) but the deed is done. [:)]

You are sooooo lucky you didn't talk to my oldest sister or one of her friends. The sexy voice comments would have gotten you labeled as a Male Chauvinist Pig oppressor of women etc etc etc. You would be working until 130 to pay off your Franchise Tax.

A few years ago I was in Boise Idaho installing some equipment. I had to sign a sexual harassment form saying that I could not say the following words: Darling: Sweetheart, Honey. As someone who grew up in the deep south I found it very discriminatory against some one of my ethnic background.
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Suggest you be a good neighbor and share plans with them for a truly best on street $15,000 built in BBQ grill.

Brilliantly devious but I they already have a custom outdoor kitchen with a brick pizza oven. Maybe a reflecting pond?
How 'bout a malaria pool? Bad idea. Anopheles have no IFF system.

Introduce husband to PG?
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Introduce husband to PG?

Hai! Make-ah sure neighbor husband-san arone during initiarh chance meeting too.

Take-ah pictures of the meeting for SG Facebook fodder! Photoshop is your friend. What on picture: it-ah not have to be true to be berievabre.

In one month time give neighbor husband-san wakazashi and tatami mat. He-ah know what to do.
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: witpqs
Introduce husband to PG?

Hai! Make-ah sure neighbor husband-san arone during initiarh chance meeting too.

Take-ah pictures of the meeting for SG Facebook fodder! Photoshop is your friend. What on picture: it-ah not have to be true to be berievabre.

In one month time give neighbor husband-san wakazashi and tatami mat. He-ah know what to do.


He wouldn't need a tatami mat. The guy is a trey and a half minimum. He would probably drop dead trying to find the thing. Besides, I don't think he or his wife are responsible. I need to get back at the daughter in law somehow.
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ORIGINAL: Disco Duck

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Good news! Everything is apparently OK with the Franchise Tax Board! I talked to "Alexis" at the Franchise Tax Board and told her she had a nice sexy radio voice and told her I take care of rescue dogs and after a couple minutes of bullshitting she said..."Mr. Mandrake, don't worry about the tax thing, your return looks fine. I'll mark it approved and you should expect your refund in about 8-12 weeks" [:)]

See..who needs an attorney. You just complement women and tell them you take care of rescue dogs and they melt. Now, she may be the weight of an average NFL interior lineman and I only take care of one rescue dog (which I have seriously thought about tying to the bumper on many occasions) but the deed is done. [:)]

You are sooooo lucky you didn't talk to my oldest sister or one of her friends. The sexy voice comments would have gotten you labeled as a Male Chauvinist Pig oppressor of women etc etc etc. You would be working until 130 to pay off your Franchise Tax.

A few years ago I was in Boise Idaho installing some equipment. I had to sign a sexual harassment form saying that I could not say the following words: Darling: Sweetheart, Honey. As someone who grew up in the deep south I found it very discriminatory against some one of my ethnic background.


Well, the cover letter I sent was on the whining end of the spectrum so I was trying to walk the line between ineptitude and raw sexual energy.
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
I need to get back at the daughter in law somehow.

I am a master of Photoshop. I also hold not just a few hacker certs. I am available for hire. There are a myriad of ways

Fair warning, I am union [:D]
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ORIGINAL: Lecivius
Fair warning, I am union [:D]

A revenge artist working for scale? [&:][X(]
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Introduce the daughter in-law to PG...
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&nbsp;"raw sexual energy. " [:D]
does that mean no socks?
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It means no time to take them off! [:D]
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

This just in! Royal Navy NOT destroyed while Admiral Lord SPrior away.[:)]

Lord Sprior reads the message and is obviously suspicious as this doesn't sound anything at all like Capt Mandrake. "Let me just take a quick peek out the window ....."

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