A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Arried-dogs send B team to Toowoomba.

Morning Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid detected at 115 NM, estimated altitude 33,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 38 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 28

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 8
P-40E Warhawk x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 3 destroyed
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed

Aircraft Attacking:
23 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet

[Cap Mandrake]

Arried-dogs evacuate fightah pranes from Sydney so Betty pranes go in. At end of da to brow up.y runway damage at 58% Rots of runways

Morning Air attack on Sydney , at 90,167

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid detected at 84 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 29 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 37

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 10 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed by flak

Airbase hits 5
Runway hits 6

Arried-mens figure out where fire button on frak guns.

Morning Air attack on Sydney , at 90,167

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 19

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 6 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 9

[Cap Mandrake]

Arried-dogs evacuate fightah pranes from Sydney so Betty pranes go in to brow up.
At end of day runway damage at 58% Rots of runways

Morning Air attack on Sydney , at 90,167

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid detected at 84 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 29 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 37

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 10 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed by flak

Airbase hits 5
Runway hits 6

Arried-mens figure out where fire button on frak guns.

Morning Air attack on Sydney , at 90,167

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 19

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 6 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 9

[Cap Mandrake]

Nice raid by Sarrys of 5th Air Division. Toowoomba big pire of junk now.

Morning Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid detected at 113 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 45 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 64
G3M2 Nell x 32

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 2
P-40E Warhawk x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
G3M2 Nell: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 1 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged
Wirraway: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 5
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 31


This group get rost and attack with no fightahs. Bad jujuj.

Morning Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid detected at 119 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 24
Ki-30 Ann x 23
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 18

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 1
P-40E Warhawk x 2

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed, 3 damaged
Ki-30 Ann: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged
Ki-48-Ib Lily: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 2 damaged
Wirraway: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 9

And more Sarrys get rost even with same Air HQ and same base. Idiots.

Morning Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid detected at 37 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 10 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 21

Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 1

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 1 damaged

Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 8

[Cap Mandrake]

Bangkok not have enough oir to keep refinery operationarh. If Japan-mens ship oir from Sumatra to Singers wirr it move by the skinny rairway to Bangkok?

[Simonsez]

Did ah.. thata hurlt?



So sorrah! Much apporagies. Engrish not so good. You say... Bangkok the city not ah... bangkok. Not a joke. Missionalry Engrish teacher teach us ah...how you say...vulgaarl worlds first! Verly funny! There a song in there somewhere...

[sprior]

Oir on way to Bangkok city in boats we found round back of bike sheds.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Simonsez

Did ah.. thata hurlt?



So sorrah! Much apporagies. Engrish not so good. You say... Bangkok the city not ah... bangkok. Not a joke. Missionalry Engrish teacher teach us ah...how you say...vulgaarl worlds first! Verly funny! There a song in there somewhere...

It-ah get easier with practice. Werr, that what Mandrake-san hear.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Oir on way to Bangkok city in boats we found round back of bike sheds.

Japan-mens run out of oir at Port Arthur too. Mandrake-san find some boats behind shed at house of Surtan of Brunei

[Cap Mandrake]

Good news is Tarakan now making gasorine again.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Oir on way to Bangkok city in boats we found round back of bike sheds.

Sprior-san find them at the famous Bugis Bicycruh Crub?

[sprior]

Broody herr - course not. Stupid Engrishman with stupid name rike Binns Minor reft them

[Cap Mandrake]

*************Japan-mens Navy Base, Truk Ragoon************


Announcement ovah roudspeakah: Join Japan-navy-mens tonight foh speciarh movie pick up morarh. Watch forbidden teenage rove amid setting of centuries ord fight between crans...sort of rike Romeo and Juriet. Have thrirrs and chirrs. 8 O'crock enristed mens eating tent.

[Cap Mandrake]

Arried-dogs breeding rike cucarachas in New & Imporved South Wares.

[Cap Mandrake]

*********************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon............


Jimmy "Too Tarr": Sir, it's a message from 1st Independent SNRF Company. They say have been ordered to attack Buka but want to know where Buka at.

Mandrake-san: How Mandrake-san supposed to know. Terr SBRF Company to ask officah who gave ordah.

Jimmy "Too Tarr": SNRF Company say Mandrake-san give ordah.

Mandrake-san: Damnit Jimmy! Terr SNRF company get map or something. Sweet Baby Jesus. Mandrake-san have to do everything around here? Mandrake-san want someone to say where arr of damn Austraria-men infantry divisions come from. Forget about gaddamn Buka. Probabry bunch of headhunters anwyway. 3 furr divisions from Marysborough to Brisbane. Austraria-womans maybe breeding rike China-womans.

[zuluhour]

Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.

[Cap Mandrake]

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[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.

I think that is 'open brah'.

[modrow]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.

I think that is 'open brah'.

'open bar' ?

[zuluhour]

no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.[;)]