A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: hartwig.modrow

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.

I think that is 'open brah'.

'open bar' ?

No. Brah rook pretty open! [;)]

[zuluhour]

HAI! you right brah open!

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.[;)]

Ooh - just saw that! [8D]

[modrow]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.[;)]

Ah ! Zulu spway ah top designer !

[Cap Mandrake]

Rook...Aporriana daughter of someone. Students of history bettah show more respect. Actuarry, Mandrake-san just rearize fathah of Aporriana with ancestors so OK to say rocker room tark.

Emperor Birthday Party at Seaside Virra rearh cranker. Everyoone forget about Sake pretty soon and rearize much more fun to ordah "Martini, shaken not stirred".

Room décor beautifurh nauticurh theme.

[Cap Mandrake]

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[zuluhour]

**edited for content**

From an allied prospective, I have found the Frank to be a major PITA. I highly suggest
research in this area.

[zuluhour]

The first Sony Walkman.....bump

[witpqs]

That was a predecessor - the Standman. [:D]

[John B.]

+1 Think of the fun you could have with an airhorn and that poor guy!

[zuluhour]

It only took two weeks but I got the martini line.[:D] Damn, old and slow..

[Cap Mandrake]

*******************Seaside Virra*******************

Mandrake-san: <reading radio signarh from Bundaberg> HORY CRAP! Somebody get map. Showing of Twiright off for tonight!

[Cap Mandrake]

Majah Arried-dog offensive Austraria. Even bring frattops. Seriousry barrsy.

[Cap Mandrake]

************Aprirh 18, 1942(d)*************

Background: KB sair up to Rabaurh to get new pranes and rittah bit of bondo and join up with with othah CV that fixed up in Home Isrands.
Japn-mens capture arr of bases in New Guinea and arr of Austrarian coastarh bases from Bundaberg to Port
Headrand and arr of Eastern Resser Sundas and formery Dutch-mens and Portugar-mens Timor and Merauke and
Horn Isrand et cetera, et cetera.
Basic idea is KB try sneak out into former Indian Ocean and do something. Onry thing is Arried-mens have guys with radios in New &
Improved Britain and KB arso maybe spotted by submarines in Torres Strait.

Evidentarry Arreid-dogs decide good time sneak up on Japan-mens ships at Brisbane. Japan mens see coupurh DD's East of Brisbane on 17th day of Aprirh so decide button up at Bundaberg because expect night navarh bombardment. Onry thing is British-mens show up with crappy carriers and fightahs show up rike cockroach invasion at Brisbane and Toowoomba.

[Cap Mandrake]

First thing, Japan-mens send in Bettys at night to shut down Toowoomba aftah Arried-dog fightas shoot down bunch of crappy Anns with crappy pirots ovah Brisbane yestahday..
Pretty good Betty crews so have good resurt.

Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 74 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 26 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 33

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 8 damaged
Buffalo I: 1 destroyed on ground
P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground
Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 9

Aircraft Attacking:
33 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

Except Arried-mens not-ah sit on thumbs so send in crappy Brenheims at night. Ut-oh. Mandrake-san pretty much rearize at this point something big up.
Sons of dogs! Bundaberg berong Emperor. Japan-mens just finish new Benihanas and Generarh Yamashita Rong Term Parking Structure!

Night Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed on ground
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 4

[Cap Mandrake]

Bah! Idiots waste Emperor gasorine which basciarry whorhe point of Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 6

No Japanese losses

Airbase hits 1

F****** Brenehiems armost as ugry as B-18 or Ugrofortress

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 1

Remembah Bundaberg! Say harro to rittah friend!

Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 8

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground
Hurricane IIb Trop: 1 damaged

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandrake-san not-ah understand why Japan-mens miss arr of crappy Arried-mens pranes at Brisbane. Originarh pran for Hiei brow up things at Newcastrh. Mandrake-san have bad batch of herbarh ganja and decide not-ah good idea so attack Brisbane instead.
Turn out what carr fortuitous so Mandrake-san drop off coupurh yen at crappy Shinto shrine and not-ah change underwears for week.



Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei

Allied ground losses:
131 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Hiei
BB Hiei firing at 6th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment
6th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment firing at BB Hiei

[Cap Mandrake]

Two more BB attack Brisbane. Again miss arr of airpranes.

Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

16 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
BB Yamashiro, Shell hits 6
BB Nagato
DD Akebono
DD Kasumi

Allied ground losses:
348 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 16 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled

E8N2 Dave acting as spotter for BB Yamashiro
BB Yamashiro firing at Brisbane Fortress
Brisbane Fortress firing at BB Yamashiro
F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Nagato
BB Nagato firing at 5th Australian Division
DD Akebono firing at 5th Australian Division
DD Kasumi firing at 5th Australian Division

[Cap Mandrake]

USN active near Sydney. Pretty obvious Arried-mens at minimum figure out KB not in area. Hope not USN carriers. [X(]

ASW attack near Sydney at 91,168

Japanese Ships
SS RO-65

Allied Ships
DD Kennison

[Cap Mandrake]

Oh, hai, Mandrake-san forget mention Arried-mens tanks sneak up on Townsvirre and drive off Japan-mens paratroops with no antitank guns. Mandrake-san brame staff for not-ah have enough recon. Yestahday, Nerrs brow up 80-100 tanks but Arried-dogs stir advance South toward Bowen and North toward Cairns rike nothing happen.
Fightah sweep to make sure air crear ovah Townsvirre

Morning Air attack on Townsville , at 92,144

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 21 NM, estimated altitude 34,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 32

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
32 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet

pathetic waste of gasorine

Morning Air attack on 2/5th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville)

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 8
G3M2 Nell x 44

Japanese aircraft losses
G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged

Rittah bit bettah.

Morning Air attack on 2/5th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville)

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 7,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 8
G3M2 Nell x 28

Japanese aircraft losses
G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 10 (2 destroyed, 8 disabled)

And

Morning Air attack on 2/4th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville)

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 19

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 21 (2 destroyed, 19 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
19 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 5000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

Also attacking 754th Tank Battalion ...
Also attacking 2/4th Armoured Regiment ...
Also attacking 754th Tank Battalion ...
Also attacking 2/4th Armoured Regiment ...