Never play WiTE ... with your cat

[loki100]

So there I am, playing WiTE with a cat hanging around, decide its time to redeploy a single rifle division to be with the rest of its army when ....

(pause for dramatic music)

Usually the worst this one does is to stand in front of the monitor but this time ---

.... the cat headbutted my hand that was holding the mouse

I want to enter this attack into Sillyflower's competition for the most embarrasing things you have managed (when playing wargames in any case):

[morvael]

So your 319th Rifle Division is commanded by a cat... Interesting [:)]

[No idea]

Dont blame him¡ He has managed to make a wonder¡ From zero cv to 2.1¡ It defies mathematics.

[jwolf]

In the WITPAE forum I was told of a legendary player from the early days of the game, who took a picture of his cat staring at the screen, looking at the tactical map of some area in the Pacific. He added a thought cloud to the cat, "Where the hell are your PBYs?!" (that is, naval search planes). I wish I could see the picture; it would be really funny.

So did you replay that part of the turn? Would be legitimate IMHO. Or is the cat a double agent? [X(]

[chaos45]

the 0 to 2.1 is the miracle that anyone got across the river in flood state, unfortunately the 200 guys that got across were either killed or taken POW lol.

[SunTsu]

Dont bother...

With cat woman fighting in your army, nothing will harm you [:D]

[c00per]

My dog ate my homework once [:-]

[loki100]

ORIGINAL: jwolf

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So did you replay that part of the turn? Would be legitimate IMHO. Or is the cat a double agent? [X(]

it was clearly a fascist sabotage mission ... I've yet to meet a cat with even the faintest concept of socialism. I'm sure they decided that what Marx meant to have written was 'from each according to their abilities, to me according to my needs' ... and if you don't meet my needs, I'm off.

I hadn't saved what had been a boring admin turn, juggling air groups and planning upgrades so couldn't face restarting. It was so amusing I felt it needed to be saved for posterity.

ORIGINAL: SunTsu

Dont bother...

With cat woman fighting in your army, nothing will harm you [:D]

well I do have proof that the Soviets at least believed they could train cats:

[BrianG]

Your lucky your unit did not shatter[;)]

[SunTsu]

... The Sowjets trained cats to chase the german rats [:D]

[56ajax]

And their preferred weapon was a mouser

[swkuh]

Good one!!!

[RedLancer]

Guess which side he's on...

[morvael]

ORIGINAL: loki100

So there I am, playing WiTE with a cat hanging around, decide its time to redeploy a single rifle division to be with the rest of its army when ....

(pause for dramatic music)

Usually the worst this one does is to stand in front of the monitor but this time ---

.... the cat headbutted my hand that was holding the mouse

I have similar experience, just replace "(a) cat" with "my kid", and you will know the story.

[No idea]

ORIGINAL: Red Lancer

Guess which side he's on...

Wow. A SS Panzerkatten unit¡

[uw06670]

That is one smart kid, having the cat take the sniper headshot for him.

That cat must be deaf, how else would you find a cat on a battlefield? versus hiding in a basement somewhere.

[loki100]

ORIGINAL: uw06670

That is one smart kid, having the cat take the sniper headshot for him.

That cat must be deaf, how else would you find a cat on a battlefield? versus hiding in a basement somewhere.

the text suggested they were using the cat to carry messages.

Anyway the WiTE playing cat has returned and made another assault on the mouse ...