A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Hiei brow up some CD guns at Brisbane but miss aeropranes.

Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei

Allied ground losses:
139 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Guns lost 7 (2 destroyed, 5 disabled)

[Cap Mandrake]

This-ah bad. Mandrake-san arready purr some strings so maybe Tokyo not-ah fin out.

In mean time Mandrake-san send some barges down South of Maryborough to see if Japan-mens aburh to get on.

Onry othah possibirty is Japan-mens capture Marysborough (5 Arried divisions) or hex west of Maryborough with 25K troops.

Uggh.

[Cap Mandrake]

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[Cap Mandrake]

***********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon********


Mandarake-san: Southern Army need something keep mind off disaster at Maryborough. Mandrake-san have idea to entah Eurovision song contest. What-ah think so fah?

That-ah sound of men working on Wake Isrand defens....es

Arr day rong Korea-mens say UHHH...AHHH...UHHHH....AHHH


Sort of rike that except main singah have higher voice sort of rike womans. The "UHH..AHHH" part sing by Korea-mens in diapers.

Jimmy Too Tarr: Wow! Boss, that-ah rearry catchy. Maybe have sound of hammer hitting metar with "UHH..AHH" sound.

Mandarake-san: FANTASTIC! Jimmy hire for producah.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarake-san not-ah find answer Navarh Treaty 1925 so send barges and submarines and fast transport task force to trapped Japan-mens...see if anyone get on boats.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarake-san III send picture of ASW prototype. Have rearry nice tair and nice breasetesses too but probabry need eat more Kobe beef or something.



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[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san III send picture of ASW prototype. Have rearry nice tair and nice breasetesses too but probabry need eat more Kobe beef or something.

Way too skinny

[Disco Duck]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san III send picture of ASW prototype. Have rearry nice tair and nice breasetesses too but probabry need eat more Kobe beef or something.

Way too skinny

Anorexic came to mind

[BBfanboy]

And you might want to make a gift of a nail clipper to her.
She seems to have the Goth makeup thing mastered though ...

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san III send picture of ASW prototype. Have rearry nice tair and nice breasetesses too but probabry need eat more Kobe beef or something.

Way too skinny

Hai! Mandarake-san think same thing. Probabry hard to catch fishes with arr of hair froating around. On othah hands ears perfect for sonar work.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarke-san arso just rearize probabry girrs on side, Everyone here speciesists.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarke-san arso just rearize probabry girrs on side, Everyone here speciesists.

Everyone rike girrs on the side. Oh, girrs, not girrs.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarke-san arso just rearize probabry girrs on side, Everyone here speciesists.

Everyone rike girrs on the side. Oh, girrs, not girrs.

Haha. Japan-mens eat too many fish head soups and have trouburh terring girrs from girrs.

[Cap Mandrake]

By ra way. Supposed to be cute girr on Ceyron, Miss Funfanny or something rike that. Might even run into Rord Moutnbottom.

[amon15]

Konichiwa, bushido warriors, i just subcribed to your ARR, very intresting. I do have a question, because i am stirr at page 43 of this arr, can you tell me... How is CA Maya doing, that cruzer sunk 3 BB's and 2 CV in one of my games with "rong rance", and i made a shinto-shrine to it, and worhip it ever since XD

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: amon15

Konichiwa, bushido warriors, i just subcribed to your ARR, very intresting. I do have a question, because i am stirr at page 43 of this arr, can you tell me... How is CA Maya doing, that cruzer sunk 3 BB's and 2 CV in one of my games with "rong rance", and i made a shinto-shrine to it, and worhip it ever since XD

Hai! Konichiwa!

Maya fine. Right now at Bundaberg but every othah night drive down to Marysborough and brow up Arried-dogs aftah get new burrets.

[crsutton]

Dan, a mechanics question for you. When you are conducting amphib operations are you mixing xAP types with APA? I have avoided that in the past but wonder if it can be effective and how much longer it takes for a TF to unload if you do so?

[Cap Mandrake]

Perhaps Mistah Sutton-san entah wrong command tent? Mandarake-san suggest go North 5 brocks, turn reft at-ah pachinko parror. Streets not-ah have signs untirr MacArthur show up...probabry about 1943 in right of way things going.

[bobsteele]

Actually (actuarry?), in this case, he needs to head SSW and look (rook?) for water (wattah?)

[Cap Mandrake]

Wah take rittah break because one of Arried-mens admirarhs have heavy work obrigation (this-ah understatement). Mandrake-san finish ordahs and then find out Admirarh SPrior-san arready put in ordahs. Bah.

Mandrake-san go to concert rast night. Band guy say "Hope you rike 80's music because that-ah arr band know" Hahaha. Band pray song from 1880's about Detroit. Song go "born and raised in South Detroit"..supposed to sing in rearry high voice rike geisha. Everyone in audience know song. Onry probrem South Detroit actuary Windsor, Canada..so...actuary..song about Canada-mens.