What a lovely singing voice she must have (Ghostbusters).ORIGINAL: geofflambert
That also solves my identification problem in post #204. That is a female of
that species. Here is a female of my species, my mom in fact.
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Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]
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Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]
That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.
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Can you pick off flies with your tongue? How about drones?ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]
That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.
And if so, do you demonstrate in bars to get "attention" of the female persuasion? The world wonders ...
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Can you pick off flies with your tongue? How about drones?ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]
That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.
And if so, do you demonstrate in bars to get "attention" of the female persuasion? The world wonders ...
One time I did. I think her name was St. Pauli Girl. I can't be sure because I was blasted, but it might have been.
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Ah - a delicious Hamburger ....[:'(]ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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Can you pick off flies with your tongue? How about drones?ORIGINAL: geofflambert
That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.
And if so, do you demonstrate in bars to get "attention" of the female persuasion? The world wonders ...
One time I did. I think her name was St. Pauli Girl. I can't be sure because I was blasted, but it might have been.
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What do you call it when a hostess serves horse's doovers at her party? Fox paws. Pardon my French.
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With regard to your avatar... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y3eNzF9Y2wORIGINAL: geofflambert
What do you call it when a hostess serves horse's doovers at her party? Fox paws. Pardon my French.
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signature. Thanks [:D] "I'd rather have a root canal" is actually something Hitler said about Francisco Franco.
Maybe it was having teeth pulled. Mannerheim wasn't that bad but he was pretty tough. I think Adolf was on cocaine when he came to visit so that didn't much matter.
Maybe it was having teeth pulled. Mannerheim wasn't that bad but he was pretty tough. I think Adolf was on cocaine when he came to visit so that didn't much matter.
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signature. Thanks [:D] "I'd rather have a root canal" is actually something Hitler said about Francisco Franco.
With some evil twats it is at least possible to see how they could mesmerise and en-trance their audience by the power of their oratory performance. But Mussolini..... I mean seriously.... Mussolini... how could anyone not just want to laugh at the buffoon as soon as he stood up and started doing all those ridiculous pouty expressions? What a truly ridiculous (as well as evil) individual....
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
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[:D] [&o]ORIGINAL: Zorch
With regard to your avatar... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y3eNzF9Y2wORIGINAL: geofflambert
What do you call it when a hostess serves horse's doovers at her party? Fox paws. Pardon my French.
Thank you for sharing. [:)]
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A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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There is a cliche - 'nations choose rulers who fit their collective personality' (or something to that effect).
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Knowing that you would be beaten to a pulp if you laughed would put a damper on things. Not cheering was probably enough... [:(]how could anyone not just want to laugh at the buffoon as soon as he stood up and started doing all those ridiculous pouty expressions?
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
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A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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There is a cliche - 'nations choose rulers who fit their collective personality' (or something to that effect).
It goes something like 'You get the leaders you deserve'.
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I am not sure, but I think I must be nobody then. [:)]ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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Well you really should pop into the General Discussion Forum from time to time. We don't bite and even Gorns are welcome [:)]
I think you would like the Australian Beauties thread for some reason - and your postings would be a welcome addition.
I was there a long time ago and nobody appreciated my complete and utter infatuation with Rachel Ward.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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Would it be possible to explain the need to a dummie like me?I think the need for my current signature is passing very quickly.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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I am not sure, but I think I must be nobody then. [:)]ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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Well you really should pop into the General Discussion Forum from time to time. We don't bite and even Gorns are welcome [:)]
I think you would like the Australian Beauties thread for some reason - and your postings would be a welcome addition.
I was there a long time ago and nobody appreciated my complete and utter infatuation with Rachel Ward.
You are admitting to a complete and utter infatuation with Rachel Ward? May I buy you a Guinness? That's all we'll ever get out of that.






