OT Things to ponder

[geofflambert]

I have a movie idea for Disney. A sequel to Finding Nemo and Finding Dora. In it would be introduced a starfish named Hans. He would be voiced by Sir Anthony Hopkins. The working title I have is Silence of the Clams.

[Canoerebel]

Freddie Frog was a talented musician who lived in San Francisco. One night, he went to a dance club owned by his good friend, Sam Clam, to play his harp. When he got home later that night, he slapped his palm to his forehead and told his wife, "I have to go back."

"Why?" she asked.

"I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco."

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

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[geofflambert]

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[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I have a movie idea for Disney. A sequel to Finding Nemo and Finding Dora. In it would be introduced a starfish named Hans. He would be voiced by Sir Anthony Hopkins. The working title I have is Silence of the Clams.

I forgot, there's this scallop named Clarisse who's chasing Hans around trying to stop him. She's with the FBS, Federal Bureau of Seafood.

[geofflambert]

dupe

[wdolson]

I know this isn't out and out politics, but it's a very political topic in the US these days. Please refrain from it.

Bill

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[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: wdolson

I know this isn't out and out politics, but it's a very political topic in the US these days. Please refrain from it.

Bill

My apologies. I've deleted my post , and I'd appreciate your deleting the quotes of my posts. Thank you.

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[bomccarthy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I have something in common with Cmdr. Spock. I am half human on the maternal side and that side is Welsh as far back as anyone knows.
Problem is whenever I visit relatives they try to make shoes or luggage out of me. [:(]


Lucky I don't have any Cajun relatives, they'd probably put me on a stick over a fire.[X(]

Is this one of your relations? I saw "her" recently on Kolchak: The Night Stalker, fighting with various researchers and govt agents, trying to retrieve her stolen eggs from an underground archive site near Chicago.

[geofflambert]

That was my aunt Trudy. She just had a crush on Darren McGavin. That's all that was going on there, after all, part of the show's name was "Stalker".

[Orm]

Norwegian and Swedish television has placed web cameras (10 cameras?) on a 'bird island' bordering on Barents Sea. Here is a link to the live feed from those cameras. Slow TV at its best as the sea birds are followed during the summer. Lots of time pondering on things while you watch.


http://www.svtplay.se/video/9142668/fagelon/fagelon

[Orm]

How many birds can sit on a cliff side is something to truly ponder on. [;)]

[Lecivius]

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[Orm]

They would buy the insurance company and cash in either way.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

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Can we still refer to them as 'trannies" or is that now considered disrespectful? [&:]
Wouldn't want to say the wrong thing and get stomped like a bug! [:D]

[geofflambert]

I just read that Ben Affleck was offered the "The Force Awakens" directing job. Hmmm, I wonder how that might've turned out?

[geofflambert]

Wha wha what!? Nooooooo...

[Anachro]

As a huge Star Wars fan, I don't think anything can be worse than the mediocre and bland "Force Awakens" that JJ Abrams gave us...

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: Anachro

As a huge Star Wars fan, I don't think anything can be worse than the mediocre and commercially bland "Force Awakens" that JJ Abrams gave us...

Apparently you've not seen "Pearl Harbor". Oops, I promised not to mention that. My bad.

[Anachro]

Well, besides the Pearl Harbor movie. We're not supposed to speak of that... [:D][:D]