A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Arried dogs evidentarry not afraid of Japan-mens because move north quickry and cause serious envrionmentarh harm.

[BBfanboy]

JFBS hope Bundaberg have good duty-free shop!

[Cap Mandrake]

*************Bundaberg Drugist and Curios***************


<a chaotic scene in the shop and on the street outside>

Lt. Hata: Harro! How much for kangaroo pencirh horders?

Mrs. Uppington-Smythe: They're $1.50 love.

Lt. Hata: OK. Hata-san take 3.

[Cap Mandrake]

**************May 9, 1942(d)***********

South Pacific: Japan-mens navy finarry catch up with f****** Caredon that-ah sink tankers in Corarh
Sea. This-ah extremery gratifying. Second CL brow up. DD get away.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Anatom at 124,160, Range 8,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Takao
CA Nachi, Shell hits 2
DD Hatsukaze
DD Nenohi

Allied Ships
CL Caledon, Shell hits 7, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk
DD Blue

[Cap Mandrake]

Something sneak up on Canton Isrand.

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Company of SNRF try to sneak up on isrand with really big brown peopurh...but instead find 900 white-mens with bunch of Stuarts

Amphibious Assault at Vava'u (141,165)

TF 58 troops unloading over beach at Vava'u, 141,165

Japanese ground losses:
7 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

[Cap Mandrake]

*******Vaaaavuuu Beach*********

Lt. Cdr. Sagura <on radio>: HARRO! Bettah terr randing crafts to come back, ovah.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarake-san try to capture Tonga Isrands before but Arried-mens cruiser show up and ruin big banyan.

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Ceyron

[sprior]

33rd Div now ashore in Ceylon and advancing swiftly on Khandi House.

[Cap Mandrake]

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[John B.]

This doesn't bode well!

[Cap Mandrake]

Japan-mens decide not-ah rike food so much in Austraria.

Everyone get homesick so decide to get out.

[Cap Mandrake]

Ovah rast 5 days of wah...which for some reason take much ronger than 5 days...Royrarh Navy carriers spotted moving NW from Brisbane area then disappear for one day. Now, as it happen, rot of Japan-navy mens ships moving SW in Corarh Sea to pick up vacationers in Austraria. Threat from carriers obvious but KB on way back from Ceyron so transports have to keep going.

Then RN carriers use hyperspeed and show up near New Guinea in 1 day, sink two empty AK's and 1 PB. Rest of Japan-mens ships safery reach Cairns and Townsvirre, however, next night CL Yura, which arready reaking pretty good from previous batturh near Bundaberg, run into enemy cruisers and go grub grub.

Carriers then disappear again, evidentarry to South. Everyone in Corarh sea get rots of sphincter exercise but othahwise no disastuh.

[Cap Mandrake]

Situation in Ceyron

[Cap Mandrake]

Othah thing happen actuary wah crime. If..oh...sorry WHEN Japan-mens win wah put Mistah Roosevert in reg irons and ask rearry hard questions about civirian-men casuarties.

[Cap Mandrake]

Actuarry, rots of nice things to attack but Arried-dogs decide to attack seaweed factory at Kushiro and bunch of ord peopurh catch two fishes every week and wark around with rittah tiny steps.
Pathetic rearry. 195+ fancy SBD's and crappy TBD's come out of sky to brow up ord womans houses.

Morning Air attack on Kushiro , at 123,53

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 48 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 19 minutes

Allied aircraft
F4F-3A Wildcat x 12
F4F-3 Wildcat x 13
F4F-4 Wildcat x 39
SBC-4 Helldiver x 36
SBD-2 Dauntless x 36
SBD-3 Dauntless x 108
TBD-1 Devastator x 15

Allied aircraft losses
SBD-2 Dauntless: 1 damaged
SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 damaged

Manpower hits 13
Resources hits 41
Light Industry hits 2
Fires 14040

[Cap Mandrake]

Rast time aeroprane rand at Kushiro 1938 and pirot rost in fog.

Night Naval bombardment of Kushiro at 123,53

Allied Ships
CA Astoria
CA Portland

Airbase hits 4
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 8
Port hits 9
Port fuel hits 1
Port supply hits 1

SOC-1 Seagull acting as spotter for CA Astoria
CA Astoria firing at Kushiro
CA Portland firing at Kushiro

[Cap Mandrake]

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[witpqs]

Way to go! [&o]