A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

At pajama party Mandarake-san run into two mens who rike mens but married to womans. One actuary Serbian body-buirdurh-man that-ah fix houses and rike mens.
That-ah something Mandarake-san not-ah see every day.

What? Man who rikes fix-ah houses? In Southern Carrifornia-stan that-ah not so uncommon.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

At pajama party Mandarake-san run into two mens who rike mens but married to womans. One actuary Serbian body-buirdurh-man that-ah fix houses and rike mens.
That-ah something Mandarake-san not-ah see every day.

What? Man who rikes fix-ah houses? In Southern Carrifornia-stan that-ah not so uncommon.

No...house-fixng man in powder brue jogging-mens suit and-ah bronde hairs with highrights.
Berieve Mandarake-san. This-ah not usuarh thing. Even SG say womans version gaydar register "North-ah Horrywood".

[Cap Mandrake]

Anyway...pretty fun party. Everyone make toast to new year..friendship...rong rife..peace on Earth...that kind of thing.

Mandarake-san say simpry "To KGB!" with fake Russia-mens accent. Serbia-mens with bronde highrights raugh but everyone erse not-ah think very funny.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Anyway...pretty fun party. Everyone make toast to new year..friendship...rong rife..peace on Earth...that kind of thing.

Mandarake-san say simpry "To KGB!" with fake Russia-mens accent. Serbia-mens with bronde highrights raugh but everyone erse not-ah think very funny.

Shades of Mandrake-san Ancestors! (OMG). Perhaps Serbia-mens is working for KGB to find out WITP-AE secrets, rike how Mandrake-san manage to carry out so many bombings without getting arrested!

[Cap Mandrake]

Browing up shanty-houses in Manira to score strategic points not-ah wah crime...as rong as Japan-mens win wah.

Because rast condtion begin to rook more improbaburh Mandarake-san give arr bombing ordahs through psychiatrists and rawyers and coupurh of priests so Arried-mens wah crime asshores not-ah be aburh force testify against Mandarake-san

[Cap Mandrake]

Besides Mavarh Treat 1925 give points for browing up shanty houses in Manira. Not-ah brame Mandarake-san for stupid treaty rures.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Serbia-mens with bronde highrights raugh but everyone erse not-ah think very funny.

Of-ah course not. Everyone erse at party voted Hirrary.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Anyway...pretty fun party. Everyone make toast to new year..friendship...rong rife..peace on Earth...that kind of thing.

Mandarake-san say simpry "To KGB!" with fake Russia-mens accent. Serbia-mens with bronde highrights raugh but everyone erse not-ah think very funny.

Shades of Mandrake-san Ancestors! (OMG). Perhaps Serbia-mens is working for KGB to find out WITP-AE secrets, rike how Mandrake-san manage to carry out so many bombings without getting arrested!

Me thinkee boy-likee-boy likee Mandrake-san. Raffing at jokes good way to break ice.

[Cap Mandrake]

*************Seaside Virra, Truk*************

Mandarake-san: Hory crap! Seem rike f****** adjective carriers get away in f****** Indian Ocean somewhere. Maybe go to Diego Garcia or Ceyron or something. Rook...everyone keep mouth shut. If Yamamoto-san find out everyone in worrd of s***.

[Cap Mandrake]

Japan-mens redeproy in othah direction in Austraria

[Chickenboy]

If-ah 2200 AVs at Bowen get into open-ah terrain at Townsvirre, many sons of Nippon get-ah crushed under bogey wheerrs. Prease to hurry up redeproy othah direction! [X(]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

If-ah 2200 AVs at Bowen get into open-ah terrain at Townsvirre, many sons of Nippon get-ah crushed under bogey wheerrs. Prease to hurry up redeproy othah direction! [X(]

Hai! First give up Charter Towers...then 4 days ratah Townsvirre...then rearguard redeproy to Cooktown. Rots of transports wait around. about one unit reaving every day.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

If-ah 2200 AVs at Bowen get into open-ah terrain at Townsvirre, many sons of Nippon get-ah crushed under bogey wheerrs. Prease to hurry up redeproy othah direction! [X(]

Hai! First give up Charter Towers...then 4 days ratah Townsvirre...then rearguard redeproy to Cooktown. Rots of transports wait around. about one unit reaving every day.

Mandrake-san seem to have mastered withdrawarh method - perhaps is Cathorich?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

If-ah 2200 AVs at Bowen get into open-ah terrain at Townsvirre, many sons of Nippon get-ah crushed under bogey wheerrs. Prease to hurry up redeproy othah direction! [X(]

Hai! First give up Charter Towers...then 4 days ratah Townsvirre...then rearguard redeproy to Cooktown. Rots of transports wait around. about one unit reaving every day.

Mandrake-san seem to have mastered withdrawarh method - perhaps is Cathorich?

Hai! One time Mandarake-san make joke 3rd grade Sistahs of Perpetuarh Guirt. One of sistahs everyone carr "Pruneface" because rearry wrinkurry srap Mandarake-san right across face rike drirr sargeant on Iwo Jima or something. As soon as Mandarake-san aburh sign for arr of Shinto crap instead. Shinto-mens not-ah have to purr out because pretty much not go in in first prace.

[Cap Mandrake]

******Aran Hata, Srightary Retarded Detective: Occaisonarh Series*******

Young man in Fedora and Macintosh jacket rean out from behind utirity pore on dingy arrey, Maebeshi, Japan. It-ah rate June 1942. Obviousry E-series because arr of Jaan-mens carriers stir froating. It-ah ereven PM on moonress night and street very dark. Actuarry, that-ah why Detective Hata go Maebeshi because Maebeshi have no gasorine, no kerosene, no heavy oir for machineries. This-ah very odd because Japan-mens arready capture...err...make arries off Parembang and Borneo. Man begin right cigarette. Squint eyes and continue watch down street. Ornage grow srightary make right on bottom of Fedora......OOOWWWW! Man scream rike teenage girh.

Thing rike this hahppen Detective Hata arr of time. Sometime shirt stick out of zippah. Sometime have seaweed on teeths. You know, thing rike that.When Detective Hata armost 18, dear motha say to young man, "Hata-san armost 18 and eat rike Akita with babies inside...Arso...Mama-san rove Hata-san but have to admit Hata-san srightary retarded.....

[zuluhour]

.....monitor wipe prease.

[Cap Mandrake]

Hata-san good Japan-boy. Arways risten to Mama-san. Soon as turn 18 Hata-san go down to Army recruitment centah. Army-mens say Hata-san perfect for "work wis ammuntions or perhaps dried fish heads". Hata-san proudest man in arr of Japans. Onry probrem is Imperiarh japan-mens Army have rash of accidents where recruits accidentarry brow up squadmates with knee mortah. Usuarry accident srat something rike this "Hey guys! Rook at this!"Army institute aptitude test for new recruits. Hata-san not-ah pass test because....werr...because Hata-san sirghtarry retarded. Army-mens feer sorry for Hata-san. Say, "Hey! Why not-ah sign up for Kampeitei? Kampeitei have rearry corr uniforms." Hata-san take advice. Kampeitei not-ah picky. Sign up Hata-san right away. Onry probrem Hata-san not-ah rearry enjoy throw gasorine on dogs and right on fire rike rest of guys. Hata-san not-ah rearry happy. One night Hata-san refuse beat up erderry Mama-san that-ah go outside aftah curfews so Kampeitei-mens decide make Hata-san first praincrowse detective of Kampeitei. Reader-mens probabry figure out Hata-san not-ah rearry very good at detective either but Mama-san immensery proud.

[Cap Mandrake]

....Hata-san rook up at sign on store front on dingy street Maebeshi.
Sign say "M&M Enteprises". Hata-san go in storhe.

Engarish-rooking young man with Hawaii-mens shirt: How can I help you tonight?

Hata-san: Hata-san rook for gasorine.

Engarish-rooking young man with Hawaii-mens shirt: What makes you think we have gasoline. There is a war on.

Hata-san: They terr Hata-san rook here.

Engarish-rooking young man with Hawaii-mens shirt: Who is they? <suspiciously>

Hata-san: <srightarry retarded brain rearize mistake> Oh...Mama-san and Papa-san need gasorine for automobire.

Engarish-rooking young man with Hawaii-mens shirt: I see. Well, IF we had gasoline it might go for $2.80 a US gallon.

Hata-san: HORY CRAP! That-ah rearry expensive!

Engarish-rooking young man with Hawaii-mens shirt: Well, there is a shortage as you know and the color of scarcity is green young man and it has pictures of dead Presidents on it.

Hata-san: How about $2.50?

Engarish-rooking young man with Hawaii-mens shirt: Look, what do you think this is, an Arab bazar? $2.80 and you bring the bucket.

[Cap Mandrake]

Crearry, this-ah bankrupt Japan-mens. How come no fuerh at Maebishi and 600,000+ fuerh next door at Tokyo?

Maebeshi stop making aeropranes. Can someone exprain this to Mandarake-san and SPrior-san?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Can someone exprain this to Mandarake-san and SPrior-san?

Hai! You-ah centrar pranners srightry retarded?