A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Chickenboy]

Hai! Too soon for-ah spinning rims? Too soon? No. Datsun! Get it?...Chickenboy-san make-ah Haha-Jima joke about...

Never mind...[8|]

[zuluhour]

"Hory crap! How rong everyone keep secret about this?" cm

[8|]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

"Hory crap! How rong everyone keep secret about this?" cm

[8|]

Oh, rike Mandarake-san and SPrior-san not-ah arready know everyone here root for white boys to win wah?

[Chickenboy]

[in hushed conspiratorial tone] Uh...Captain Mandrake-san? Chickenboy-san seen pictures of your most honorabre persohnage. Rord Admirarh Sprior too. You whitah than white. You maybe arbino?

[Cap Mandrake]

*******Kampeitei HQ, Maebeshi**********

Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective: <on terephone..werr terephone by ear not-ah acturarry ON terephone> HAI! Hata-san understand. Probrem fixed at Maebeshi. Hata-san ordah go Sapporo right away and fix gasorine probrem there. Hata-san take train to Hokkaido immediate...umm...immediatah...right away. <listening to superior officah> Oh..Hai! Hokkaido isrand. Hata-san take speciarh isrand train. Hai! Not-ah worry boss. <hangs up phone>

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

[in hushed conspiratorial tone] Uh...Captain Mandrake-san? Chickenboy-san seen pictures of your most honorabre persohnage. Rord Admirarh Sprior too. You whitah than white. You maybe arbino?

Werr, perhaps Angrican missionary in woodpirhe? Stirr way bettah than Ainu. Those guys rike snow monkeys with body odorhs.

[Lowpe]

Making Oscar Ic on June of 1942. Oh my.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

[in hushed conspiratorial tone] Uh...Captain Mandrake-san? Chickenboy-san seen pictures of your most honorabre persohnage. Rord Admirarh Sprior too. You whitah than white. You maybe arbino?

Werr, perhaps Angrican missionary in woodpirhe? Stirr way bettah than Ainu. Those guys rike snow monkeys with body odorhs.

It big famiry secret but granny wah irish

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Lowpe

Making Oscar Ic on June of 1942. Oh my.

Hory crap! See, nobody terr us anything. [:)] Honoraburh Lopwe-san come by and say something because not-ah root for white boys win wah.

What-ah best to make? More Tojo IIa or Nicks? Tojo IIa very beautifurh aeroprane but Nick factory berong to Emperor nephew.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

[in hushed conspiratorial tone] Uh...Captain Mandrake-san? Chickenboy-san seen pictures of your most honorabre persohnage. Rord Admirarh Sprior too. You whitah than white. You maybe arbino?

Werr, perhaps Angrican missionary in woodpirhe? Stirr way bettah than Ainu. Those guys rike snow monkeys with body odorhs.

It big famiry secret but granny wah irish

Hory crap! Not-ah famiry secret any more! No wondah arr of Cognac in Ceyron disappeah in one night.

[Cap Mandrake]

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Arso seem rike existing production Nick at 26 airframes each month OK. Perhaps convert most of Oscar prants to Tojo but need more Ha-34 engines.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake




Werr, perhaps Angrican missionary in woodpirhe? Stirr way bettah than Ainu. Those guys rike snow monkeys with body odorhs.

It big famiry secret but granny wah irish

Hory crap! Not-ah famiry secret any more! No wondah arr of Cognac in Ceyron disappeah in one night.

Ha, Cognac for French rosers (see southeast asia for detairs), reah sons of Nippon drink whisky!

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.

Hai! Rike Tom Brady-san

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.

Hai! Rike Tom Brady-san

Mandrake-san talk to Warren Beatty? WB-san can get peopurh different Oscars ....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Arso seem rike existing production Nick at 26 airframes each month OK. Perhaps convert most of Oscar prants to Tojo but need more Ha-34 engines.

Prease to check air 'encycropedia' to see what engine Tojo need for this scenario. Sometimes Ha-35. Sometimes Ha-34. Checky check.

What Mandrake-san's research program rooky rike? Free advice: "Just in time inventory" for research bad joss. Pran ahead for what most royal Sons of Heaven would rike.

Prease to not-ah forget that Nick airframe onry good in "A" moder. Turn off autoupgrade prease. Arso, Nick airfreame need two engine, not one rike Tojo. Prease pran engine production accordingry.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.

Chickenboy-san amazed Rord Admirar and Mandrake-san no 'atone' to emperor yet. Free advice: when transport prane come to take you to Tokyo for 'discussion' comes with tatami mat, nice carigraphy paper and wakizachi for you, the jig is up.

[MakeeLearn]

It's weird, reading this AAR....

[Cap Mandrake]

This-ah Impereriarh Japan-mens Navy Batturh Ensign for "Ramming Speed"

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

It's weird, reading this AAR....
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It even worse when your inner monorugue sound rike this.