Find a well enough incomed youngster (someone working a real job between 17 and 25 works best). Best if you find a single person as well.
Become friends by being useful in non computer capacities (I choose to employ woodworking skills).
Next and most important, keep pace with their computer upgrades.
When he upgrades attempt to look pathetic using equipment he thought was lousy 2 years ago.
Hey it will not do your pride any good, but hmm it didn't hurt to get a new sound card out of his box of cards he could care less about hehe
After all, he is only able to sit in front of one computer at a time. He won't need that "old" card he had for all of 4 months.




