The Gorn Supremacy; stock AW1Steve v. geofflambert

[geofflambert]

It's turn 9. Who's Page? Does she have big boobs?

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

It's turn 9. Who's Page? Does she have big boobs?

Bettie Page - she had it all, way back when. [:D]

[rustysi]

[:D][:D][:D]

[rustysi]

Does she have big boobs?

There's the problem. Get your mind off boobs, and back on the game.[:D]

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: rustysi

Does she have big boobs?

There's the problem. Get your mind off boobs, and back on the game.[:D]

Priorities, mate! Priorities!! [;)]

[MakeeLearn]

Bettie Page

Here is Bettie Page's famous "Leopard photo"....

[MakeeLearn]

Or... maybe it's this one...

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn



Or... maybe it's this one...

+1111111111!

[geofflambert]

There was this wee lassie, at any rate wee as far as gorn lassies go. She was derivative of the clan o' O'Gorn. Whilst quite young, she was promised to the scion of the Dumbda Doones. He was known far and wide as Gunga Doone, and if anyone asked how Gunga Doone did in school, well the answer was invariably Gunga din. So, in any case, they were wed, and ne'er a soul e'er said they shouldn'. Came the troubles with the Yan Kis. Gunga Doone packed his fish scalers and headed off to the martialing yard.

--- To Be Continued ---

[Bif1961]

I wouldn't date her she looks like a real Cheeta.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Bif1961

I wouldn't date her she looks like a real Cheeta.

Truly, a fast woman!

[geofflambert]

It appears that I may have acquired an additional opponent aside from AW1Steve. If this pans out I'll use this AAR for that purpose, whether or not my new, additional opponent agrees to collaborate on the AAR. I'm not sure if he's done an AAR of his own before, but in any case he's kinda busy and it would suit his purposes (I think) to go ahead and just post here. So, away we go! I promise to do something at least a little different than what I've been doing against AW1Steve.

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

There was this wee lassie, at any rate wee as far as gorn lassies go. She was derivative of the clan o' O'Gorn. Whilst quite young, she was promised to the scion of the Dumbda Doones. He was known far and wide as Gunga Doone, and if anyone asked how Gunga Doone did in school, well the answer was invariably Gunga din. So, in any case, they were wed, and ne'er a soul e'er said they shouldn'. Came the troubles with the Yan Kis. Gunga Doone packed his fish scalers and headed off to the martialing yard.

--- To Be Continued ---

Meanwhile the Doone household had a wee plumbing problem. Mrs. O'Gorna-Doone, I'll call her Esmeraldella for the time bein', she called a plumber who'd managed to avoid the draft, didn' go to war with the Yan Ki and was equally proficient at layin' pipe as he was with fixin' 'em. She proceeded to have a lot o' problems with her pipes, and required much fixin', to say the least. At some point the plumber, I'll call him Scalamander, he needed a break and sent her the following missive:

O'Gorna Doone, the pipes, the pipes they're callin'
From loo to roo
and down the sewer drain

The faucets leak,
And O the drops they're fallin'
It's you it's you
must go and I must bide

But come ye back
ere the snake goes down
the drain

Or when the suds begin to flow
I'll be here in sunshine
or in rain
O'Gorna Doooone, my dear,
I hate to love you so

[geofflambert]

I could leave you with a more appropriate animated gif but I see no reason to hold back one of Jamie Lee Curtis, so excuse me if I am wrong in any way.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I could leave you with a more appropriate animated gif but I see no reason to hold back one of Jamie Lee Curtis, so excuse me if I am wrong in any way.

+1,000,000

[Bif1961]

Thats my kind of hippy.

[geofflambert]

Everything appears to be in order and I will begin a new campaign to conquer the Earth versus spence in this instance. If I manage to conquer the Earth in both instances, against AW1Seve and spence separately, all the better. No one will ever consider it rational to tangle with me. I'm bringing it on!

[geofflambert]

AW1Steve has said he doesn't think it would be proper to kibbitz in the AAR I will have in my contest against spence and this is it. so AW1Steve is hereby banished from this thread, by his own choice. I will set up a separate folder to contain everything dis spence able including a separate shortcut, not that it matters. We'll be playing stock just the same as what I'm playing against AW1Steve. I'll use slot @30 unless spence tells me that would be inconvenient. My plan for the moment is to do something different from what I've done before, but it will take me some time to work out those details. I'm hoping that spence will agree to participate in this AAR so it will be a joint product and more entertaining for all of you. I'm going to leave you with a gif. I'm sorry Jamie Lee isn't in it.

[Bif1961]

is that the coming hurricanes of Florida?

[geofflambert]

Those are gorn toothpicks. May they ever swab plaque off my fangs.