A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[sprior]

Normah rife, free from Imperiarist oppressors in Kandy

[sprior]

And captcha majah tea prantration. No more Typhoo Tea for Imperiarists

[sprior]

Imperiarists now have to ration tea! ha ha!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Imperiarists now have to ration tea! ha ha!

Chickenboy-san have-ah bad news for nearsighted Engrish-womans in newspapah. That-ah not German she captured.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior
Ha! Austrarians prounce around in skivvies

Hai! If-ah war decided based on coorest uniforms, Germans win. If-ah war decided based on coorest standahd issue hats, Austrarians win.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarake-san start-ah get idea SPrior-san rive in Kandy in prior existence.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


Chickenboy-san have-ah bad news for nearsighted Engrish-womans in newspapah. That-ah not German she captured.

Tricksy bahstards in disguise

[Cap Mandrake]

************June 26, 1942(d)*************

Oz: Arried-dogs try take out Cairns aerodrome at night. Mostry, rot of people get rost and some Nicks herp protect Japan-mens.
Damage mininmarh.

Night Air attack on Cairns , at 92,140

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 37 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 12 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 7

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 6
B-17E Fortress x 3
B-26 Marauder x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
24 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 8

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarake-san guess right. Arried-dogs give up on CAP ovah Faurty Towahs aftah 2 days of fightah sweeps.

Morning Air attack on Charters Towers , at 91,145

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 32,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet

[Cap Mandrake]

Rots of fightah sweeps ovah Cairns. Zeroes at Cairns not on CAP but some staff frunkie forget reduce range of Oscars at Cooktown. Japan-mens rose some Oscars. Arried-mens rose some P-400's.

Morning Air attack on Cairns , at 92,140

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 41 NM, estimated altitude 30,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 12 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 4

Allied aircraft
P-39D Airacobra x 18

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 1 destroyed

No Allied losses

[Cap Mandrake]

Thing of beauty. Perfectarry coordinated attack on Cairns. 3 Daitai of Betty aeropranes take off from Port-ah Moresby and Zeroes join as escort from Cairns.

Morning Air attack on Charters Towers , at 91,145

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid detected at 120 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 42 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 11
G4M1 Betty x 62

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 5 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground
B-25C Mitchell: 2 damaged
PBY-5A Catalina: 5 damaged
PBY-5A Catalina: 1 destroyed on ground
P-39D Airacobra: 1 damaged
B-339-23 (PR): 1 damaged
Kittyhawk IA: 4 damaged
P-400 Airacobra: 1 damaged
Hurricane IIb Trop: 3 damaged
Hurricane IIb Trop: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 16
Airbase supply hits 5
Runway hits 28

[Cap Mandrake]

..

[Cap Mandrake]

BB's and CVE/CV

6 Allied BB's, none of which were sunk at Pearl Harbor...bad die rolls.

No CV's or CVE loss by either side.

[Cap Mandrake]

Arried-mens cruisers

[Cap Mandrake]

Japan-mens cruisers

[Cap Mandrake]

22 IJN DD's arr types rost

43 Arried destroyers rost

[Cap Mandrake]

*************June 28, 1942(e)****************

Arried-dogs not-ah make same mistake ovah Faurty Towahs. Bring in bettah fightahs and send everyone up on CAP. Zero sweeps from Cairns outnumbah by Arried fightahs. Not enough. Arried-dogs shoot down rike 15 Bettys and airfierd damage and on ground destruction not-ah very effective.

Arried mens try night attacks at Cairns but Nicks do pretty good job again. No damage 1-2 bombah shot down.

[Cap Mandrake]

***********June 29***********

Furst of major Japan-mens forces arrive Cairns after "redeproyment" from Townsvirre. Japan-mens navy send down CL/DD force, landing craft and smarr AK's to try to induce attack with arr of Cairns fightahs switch ovah to CAP. Dive bombahs at Fawrty Towahs not attack. Not-ah sure if chicken or too much damage at Fawrty Towahs. Amphibous shisp start road up 18th Army HQ and support units. Othah 100+ AK's and BB's come down tonight for big party tomorrow.

[Cap Mandrake]

This most annoying thing. Arried-mens apparentry fix torpedoes or buy from M&M Enterprises.

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR Jun 29, 42
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Sub attack near Port Moresby at 97,135

Japanese Ships
CV Junyo, Torpedo hits 1
CL Kuma
DD Ushio
DD Oboro
DD Asagiri
DD Kikuzuki
DD Uzuki
DD Yayoi

Allied Ships
SS Swordfish

29% frotation damage. Back to Home Isrands for Junyo.

[MakeeLearn]

And captcha majah tea prantration. No more Typhoo Tea for Imperiarists

Take you stinking paws off me tea, you Damn Dirty Japs!