How....

[M4Jess]

do I win?

Jess

[Losqualo]

In a Tiger. To be on the safe side.

Or in a Sherman. If you're a hero.

Losqualo

[Orzel Bialy]

what the Hell are you referring to? The game? or Life in general? lol

[M4Jess]

Originally posted by Orzel Bialy
what the Hell are you referring to? The game? or Life in general? lol

a womans heart......

[VikingNo2]

Try giving them a M4;)

[Irinami]

You stay open to change but closed to personal compromise. (EG, if she says "it's me or Jenny," well, I think we all know how which female's gonna' end up with the door slammed in her face. An extreme example, sure.)

You talk. And talk. And talk. And then you shut up. And then you talk some more.

You make time for her, whether she can take you up on it or not.

You develop a best friend... just... one you can put your arm around at the movies. So along that line, you spend time with her doing regular things, talking about regular things. You can bend a little since it's the girlfriend, but basically if you wouldn't want her as your best friend if she were a guy, then... move on.

And finally, you pray to God and always carry a lucky rabbit's foot.(Or .50BMG round--luckiest things in the world! )

Those last two must have been 1/2 of what landed me my darling.

[M4Jess]

Originally posted by Irinami
You stay open to change but closed to personal compromise. (EG, if she says "it's me or Jenny," well, I think we all know how which female's gonna' end up with the door slammed in her face. An extreme example, sure.)

You talk. And talk. And talk. And then you shut up. And then you talk some more.

You make time for her, whether she can take you up on it or not.

You develop a best friend... just... one you can put your arm around at the movies. So along that line, you spend time with her doing regular things, talking about regular things. You can bend a little since it's the girlfriend, but basically if you wouldn't want her as your best friend if she were a guy, then... move on.

And finally, you pray to God and always carry a lucky rabbit's foot.(Or .50BMG round--luckiest things in the world! )

Those last two must have been 1/2 of what landed me my darling.

Huh?...........

What???????????

Okay..allow me to ask agan....

"HOW DO I WIN"?

[Irinami]

With luck and struggle.

[Hades]

well if youre talking about spwaw or anyother wargame for that matter play someone like me.

[Losqualo]

by sending me a PM and asking...

Losqualocasanova

[Jim1954]

Jess, we're guys. Sometimes I think we play the "game" with a different set of rules. Most times, we have no idea what rules the girls are even playing by. Trial and error (many).

I've never heard of a woman that didn't like to be told she looked great or cooked for. Most like chocolate and they ALL like diamonds.

Be yourself. If you try to be something you're not and you win them over, what happens when they find out who you really are?

Usually not good things.

Attached is a recipe I came up with that will woo the heart of the chocolate-loving female. (It ain't bad for snacking on, either).

good luck.

[M4Jess]

I think Ill stick to making love to my M4:p

[Losqualo]

I received that from a friend some time ago. And some reasons even fit for a Sherman .

TOP 10 REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN

#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun......

[M4Jess]

ROFLOL!!!

[dlazov]

what the Hell are you referring to? The game? or Life in general?

I think Ill stick to making love to my M4

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun......

ROFLMAO

Don't let my wife see this thread.

ROFLMAO

[Capt. Pixel]

Originally posted by M4 Jess
do I win?

Jess

Beats me! The only way I've been winning is playing against YOU. :p

[Supervisor]

[RolandRahn_MatrixForum]

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Huh?...........

What???????????

Okay..allow me to ask agan....

"HOW DO I WIN"?

Do it like I did:
Declare victory, pull your troops out and spend no more resources on that war zone.
I don't know what women want and I have reached a point in my life were I do no longer bother about it (at least I hope so).
The problem is that we are guys, and if I understand you correctly, mother nature is playing a bad joke on you by cursing you with one of the worst diseaeses that exists (making you fell in love to a woman).
Let me assure you that you have my full sympathy and that I genuinely wish you that you will recover as quick as possible from this horrible disease.
Falling in love is one of the worst diseases that exist.
For example, if you get the measels, it's not funny but you get them, recover from it and afterwards, you will be imune.
But falling in love (to a person).....
... it's horrible.
And it happens again and again.
And while I hope that I have nearly recovered from the last time that I fell in love, I know that at any corner the danger still lurks and waits to infect me again.

Just my 0.02 Euro.

Kind regards and the genuine wish that you recover as quickly as possible,

Roland

[Black Sabot]

You could try your local hospital.
Surely they have some leftover bits every now and then.

[AbsntMndedProf]

Winning? I'd be happy with a nice armistice. (My last g/f just kicked me to the curb.):rolleyes:

Eric Maietta