OT Things to ponder

[warspite1]

Apple has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit not only boosts cup size but is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.....

[Zorch]

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

[BBfanboy]

When I reached 65 (age, not IQ) my boobs started increasing on their own without any mind power or TP!

[geofflambert]

Do I appear to be pregnant because of my prodigious mind power? I can't remember why I wanted to look like that.

[geofflambert]

I was just pondering how imponderable it is that Jeri Ryan has not graced the pages of this thread so I will correct that now.

[BBfanboy]

Have you ever wondered where her other 8 sisters are? Did she assimilate their boobs into one set?

[geofflambert]

Could I please assimilate her? Please be savin' yer "nein".

[geofflambert]

I believe this is what is called a brigantine. She has a lot of sheets to the wind, which is fine with me.

[geofflambert]

That's a Russian flag on her. I guess that just goes to show nothing can be all good.

[geofflambert]

Actually in three of the pics it appears to be the Croatian flag and in one the Russian.

[MakeeLearn]

"Boob Me Up, Scotty"

[geofflambert]

She was a yeoman, as in "yo, man, what's up?"

[geofflambert]

How did they do that braided thing on top of her head? Must've taken an army of stylists to come up with that. Or was it just a hat she could put on?

[geofflambert]

You know those bell bottoms they wore? Those were what were called "high-waters" at the time and a great embarrassment if you wore them.

[geofflambert]

Speaking of which, if this guy isn't a Vulcan he's a friggin' Romulan, man!

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

"Boob Me Up, Scotty"

I think they called that thing a "bee-hive" hair do. Bzzzz bzz bzzzzzz!

[geofflambert]

Do you think they started that bee-hive by balancing a jar of pasta sauce on her head and then winding her hair around it?

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I believe this is what is called a brigantine. She has a lot of sheets to the wind, which is fine with me.

Not a Brigantine. A Brig has two masts. This has three. This is a Barkantine.

THIS is a Brigantine , or in New England "A Jack assed Brig".

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Not a Brigantine. A Brig has two masts. This has three. This is a Barkantine.

THIS is a Brigantine , or in New England "A Jack assed Brig".

So if both main masts had square sails would it then be a "brig" instead of a "brigantine"?

[geofflambert]

Where Steve is you can sail down the Mississippi on a raft and you can call it any bleepin' thing you want and you can proclaim yourself to be the lost dauphin.