ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Let's suppose, I'm just sayin', let's suppose there is this gorn that wants to move about freely, but every time he leaves his house people stare at him and sometimes ask "what the hell are you?" What sort of product do you have to sell me that would ameliorate this situation? I know, I know, a million times I've bought skin creams hoping they'd make me look a little more human, but still, I got those stares. While we're at it do you have something that makes green look khaki?
They make paper sacks for your type. New Orleans Saints fans perfected their use in home games through many, many years of disguising their identity. That, and some elbow / flipper-length gloves oughta do the trick.