Based on all that liquid they're sitting in, I'd say they've had plenty to drink.ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn
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Based on all that liquid they're sitting in, I'd say they've had plenty to drink.ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn
The annual River Festival in Worcesterchiesterchesstershire England...
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Aye. Makes sense to be the one upstream if you get my drift...

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That how the Poms say it too.ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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The annual River Festival in Worcesterchiesterchesstershire England...
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Two things:
A) That's not the River Festival - these guys are celebrating the start of another balmy English Summer
B) Congratulations. There aren't many from over the pond that can correctly spell Worcesterchiesterchesstershire
[;)]
Yah over here we say Wooster
Reminds me of a Port Hedland trip back around 1980.
Midnight
100+ degrees
Pushing 100% humidity
Noisy Aircon.
Solution
Swimming pool
Deck Chairs
Plenty of Emu Export Beer.
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A while ago I saw something flash by my window and heard it land under the window. I figured it was a branch a squirrel had pruned off the maple tree and didn't bother to stick my head out to see what it was. A few minutes later I heard a flapping noise and looked out. Flying off across my yard was a full growed Cooper's hawk. She was a big 'un, unlike the juvenile I'd been seeing. I wish they'd get back to work. My garden is overrun with rabbits and squirrels. I'm thinking of getting a little terrier to run them off.
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My garden is overrun with rabbits and squirrels. I'm thinking of getting a little terrier to run them off.
Shouldn't you get something more suitable for a Gorn, and a appropriate fence.

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I'm not interested in keeping other gorns out my yard, just things that would retreat from a bit of yapping. What is that, a monitor lizard? Some of my friends, while being able to accept my green scaliness would object to sharing a yard with a monitor lizard.
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It is difficult enough to suffer from the discrimination on this planet for such as ourselves, to associate us with creatures whose main weapon is foul breath, that's just going to far. I use mouthwash everyday. Crest Complete I think it is called.
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My garden is overrun with rabbits and squirrels. I'm thinking of getting a little terrier to run them off.
Shouldn't you get something more suitable for a Gorn, and a appropriate fence.
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What was your monitor trying to get over the fence for? To eat your neighbors coon cat or the little girl playing there?
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I'm starting to get really peeved about all the discrimination in this forum. Some of you think that just because I'm green and scaly that you have a license to abuse me. We've come a long way and that just isn't so anymore. Quit it.
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I know: it's not easy being green!ORIGINAL: geofflambert
I'm starting to get really peeved about all the discrimination in this forum. Some of you think that just because I'm green and scaly that you have a license to abuse me. We've come a long way and that just isn't so anymore. Quit it.
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Kermit the Frog started a support group for green scaly sentient beings. [:D]ORIGINAL: witpqs
I know: it's not easy being green!ORIGINAL: geofflambert
I'm starting to get really peeved about all the discrimination in this forum. Some of you think that just because I'm green and scaly that you have a license to abuse me. We've come a long way and that just isn't so anymore. Quit it.
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I'm starting to get really peeved about all the discrimination in this forum. Some of you think that just because I'm green and scaly that you have a license to abuse me. We've come a long way and that just isn't so anymore. Quit it.
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I know: it's not easy being green!
Unless you have solar panels...
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I'm starting to get really peeved about all the discrimination in this forum. Some of you think that just because I'm green and scaly that you have a license to abuse me. We've come a long way and that just isn't so anymore. Quit it.
Green is out of style.... purple is in...

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Kermit the Frog started a support group for green scaly sentient beings. [:D]ORIGINAL: witpqs
I know: it's not easy being green!ORIGINAL: geofflambert
I'm starting to get really peeved about all the discrimination in this forum. Some of you think that just because I'm green and scaly that you have a license to abuse me. We've come a long way and that just isn't so anymore. Quit it.
There you go again, accusing me of being "sentient", whatever that is.
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It's much better than being sediment! [:D]ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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Kermit the Frog started a support group for green scaly sentient beings. [:D]ORIGINAL: witpqs
I know: it's not easy being green!
There you go again, accusing me of being "sentient", whatever that is.
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And I thought you were a youngster.ORIGINAL: geofflambert
I'm old but I'm not a fossil yet.
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A Cooper's hawk just flashed by my window not 5 feet from me chasing another bird, a robin I think
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Ask the Metrons to explain it. You remember them, right?ORIGINAL: geofflambert
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Kermit the Frog started a support group for green scaly sentient beings. [:D]ORIGINAL: witpqs
I know: it's not easy being green!
There you go again, accusing me of being "sentient", whatever that is.






