OT Things to ponder

[scout1]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

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LMAO ......

OK, that just made my whole day ......[:D]

[offenseman]

Due to the time of year they think the lead came from lead shot from fowl hunting, bullets in deer or antelope meat, or less likely fishing weights. She is doing better, eating more and keeping it down. New blood test today and I think the results come back tomorrow.
To get the lead out they is some chemical they inject that removes the lead, not sure how though.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

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Gawd, I needed that [:D]

[geofflambert]

Meine Brüder verschickt mir diese zitat:

From the book World War I, by H.P. Willmott, under the heading "Shortages
in Germany":

Bread became so scarce in the German capital that an escaping British
prisoner-of-war was recaptured when his sandwich, made of white bread
and obtained in a parcel from home, gave him away.

[geofflambert]

Life in a polygamous society means an awful lot of poor guys get left out in the cold and are lonely at night, leading to ...

[MakeeLearn]

Or just give them a Fabulous haircut

[geofflambert]

Those look like porn stars with their tattoos.

[MakeeLearn]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Meine Brüder verschickt mir diese zitat:

From the book World War I, by H.P. Willmott, under the heading "Shortages
in Germany":

Bread became so scarce in the German capital that an escaping British
prisoner-of-war was recaptured when his sandwich, made of white bread
and obtained in a parcel from home, gave him away.

I was going to write a pun about bread but I thought you would find it rather stale.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Those look like porn stars with their tattoos.

[X(]

Camels look like porn stars to you?

[MakeeLearn]

Gossip is... She dresses like a slut.

[MakeeLearn]

Meanwhile at the waterhole....

[jwolf]

In the last pic, wtf has multiple meanings.

[MakeeLearn]

ORIGINAL: jwolf

In the last pic, wtf has multiple meanings.

Lion: Where's the food?"
Lioness: "Seriously?"

[geofflambert]

Where's the fellatio? Seriously it's always wham bam thank you maam with you!

[MakeeLearn]

Jane: "It's called a BOSOM, Your Majesty."

Elizabeth: "Thank you Jane... Seymour."

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Jane: "It's called a BOSOM, Your Majesty."

Elizabeth: "Thank you Jane... Seymour."

warspite1

Why is the bloke on the left wearing one of those false comedy noses?

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Jane: "It's called a BOSOM, Your Majesty."

Elizabeth: "Thank you Jane... Seymour."

warspite1

Why is the bloke on the left wearing one of those false comedy noses?

Because he's Groucho Marx in disguise.

I'd like to Seymour of Jane.

[MakeeLearn]

Why is the bloke on the left wearing one of those false comedy noses?

To be in disguise, yet I still recognize him by that little mustache, Herr Wolf!!!

[wdolson]

ORIGINAL: offenseman

Due to the time of year they think the lead came from lead shot from fowl hunting, bullets in deer or antelope meat, or less likely fishing weights. She is doing better, eating more and keeping it down. New blood test today and I think the results come back tomorrow.
To get the lead out they is some chemical they inject that removes the lead, not sure how though.

Probably chelation therapy. That's what they use with humans.

Bill

[MakeeLearn]

Diamonds are... fake...fake...fake