OT Things to ponder

[MakeeLearn]

Looking like a episode of The Twilight zone, the surreal interior of an American tent after a German artillery attack.

[MakeeLearn]

Petting Zoo... "Heavy Petting"

[rustysi]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Petting Zoo... "Heavy Petting"

Pervert. Why is it when I do that I get slapped?

[Will_L]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Diamonds are... fake...fake...fake

There is an easier way to make diamonds. Get a really big guy or gal and have them put on a pair of corduroy pants,
put a chunk of carbon between their thighs and make them run around the block a few times... heat and pressure, though on
occasion they combust due to the friction.

[scout1]

ORIGINAL: rustysi

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Petting Zoo... "Heavy Petting"

Pervert. Why is it when I do that I get slapped?

That's easy .... you're lips are that encompassing ......

[scout1]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Jane: "It's called a BOSOM, Your Majesty."

Elizabeth: "Thank you Jane... Seymour."

Surprising the Palace Guard didn't stop her to inspect for weapons

[geofflambert]

I remember, I was probably 8, we were visiting my maternal grandparents at their farm. The dusk hour came and they (everybody I think) said go bring the cows in. I was like OK. I knew about where the cows were, but I'd never brought them in, been with someone bringing them in or seen it done. I just thought I had to figure it out. Maybe I'd push them back to the barn. So I walked up to them, it was maybe 400 meters or so? When I got there they started mooing loudly, they knew why I was there, and all I had to do was walk with them back to the barn. And yes, I can remember that at least on one occasion I milked a cow.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I remember, I was probably 8, we were visiting my maternal grandparents at their farm. The dusk hour came and they (everybody I think) said go bring the cows in. I was like OK. I knew about where the cows were, but I'd never brought them in, been with someone bringing them in or seen it done. I just thought I had to figure it out. Maybe I'd push them back to the barn. So I walked up to them, it was maybe 400 meters or so? When I got there they started mooing loudly, they knew why I was there, and all I had to do was walk with them back to the barn. And yes, I can remember that at least on one occasion I milked a cow.

How did this story come to mind? Did the picture above remind you of cows? How so? [&:]

[geofflambert]

I don't know what triggered it. When it came to mind, I thought that would be a good story to tell. I'm feeling very mortal lately. You know that Paul Simon song? A few nights back I dreamed I was dying.

[Lecivius]

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[rustysi]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

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That's gonna leave a mark.[X(]

[MakeeLearn]

ORIGINAL: rustysi

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

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That's gonna leave a mark.[X(]

Yes, but a wet rag will buff out scuff marks on tires.

[MakeeLearn]

So.........phia

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: rustysi
That's gonna leave a mark.[X(]

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

So.........phia

We're back on track.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

So.........phia

Not a very flattering pic [:-]

[MakeeLearn]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

So.........phia

Not a very flattering pic [:-]

That's a very NICE pic! A country Daisy Duke Sophia Loren. Lots of fine detail if one looks closely.

Here is a Italian village Sophia Loren

[MakeeLearn]

Short and Sassy Sophia Loren

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Femme Fatale Sophia Loren

[MakeeLearn]

"Is that Sophia" Sophia Loren