OT Things to ponder

[Lecivius]

[:D]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

[:D]

... husband gets no sex for the next two months ... [:D]

[geofflambert]

This really isn't bad. I apologize if there's an ad you can skip after 3 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFmzixKzlBg

[Orm]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

This really isn't bad. I apologize if there's an ad you can skip after 3 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFmzixKzlBg

15 seconds ad that couldn't be skipped. [:@]

[;)]

Just kidding. No need to mention that there might be an add. There almost always is and should be expected when there is no charge to watch. And there is absolutely no need to apologize for an ad since it isn't your ad.

Thank you for sharing. Nice piece of music. [:)]

Although it doesn't make my current playlists.

[geofflambert]

When you stand toe to toe with a Conservative British Bulldog named Vic, what have you done?

Matched da feet with the paws of Vic Tory.

[geofflambert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZIzHfQyguo

[Orm]

A link without description. Must click on it at once...

[Orm]

Kind of cute. [:)]

Although I wonder if fries are good food for the dog. Maybe the parrot has a evil plan? [;)]

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Orm

Kind of cute. [:)]

Although I wonder if fries are good food for the dog. Maybe the parrot has a evil plan? [;)]

I don't know about parrots...but Gorns always do.

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: Orm

Kind of cute. [:)]

Although I wonder if fries are good food for the dog. Maybe the parrot has a evil plan? [;)]

Dogs are the apex omnivore on the planet, not us. They will eat all sorts of things (with delight) no human would, even if dying of starvation.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Dogs are the apex omnivore on the planet, not us.

Meh. Don't know about that...

[BillBrown]

Where did you get a picture of my ex-wife? [8D]

[geofflambert]

Do you know any boars that happily gobble up cat defecations?

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: BillBrown

Where did you get a picture of my ex-wife? [8D]

So she's slightly used, but available?

[BillBrown]

She is perfect for a Gorn. [8D]

[BBfanboy]

Here's something you don't see every day! ...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/ ... -1.4593620

[geofflambert]

I get the sense that someone was angry, but I'm not sure.

[geofflambert]

The World Chess Championship. For the first time since Bobby Fischer, an American is playing for it, Fabiano Caruana. All the Russian or Russianish competitors have been eliminated, as well as the upstart Asians. This is between a Norweg (Magnus Carlsen) and Fabiano. Just in case you want to check to see if there's a chess grandmaster that looks like Fabio, don't bother.

[Lecivius]

[:D][:D][:D]

[Zorch]

From https://www.strategypage.com/humor/arti ... 020524.asp

The New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army of One

Picture troops under fire, desperately needing artillery support, making a cellphone call and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling the 25th Infantry Division's automated artillery support request line. Please be assured that we will attempt to assist you with all available resources in the shortest time possible.

For air support, please call the U.S. Air Force at 1-800-BOMBNOW.
For naval gun fire, please call 1-888-SEASICK.
If you are attacking a fixed enemy position, please press 1.
If you are engaged in mobile defense, please press 2.
If you are defending a fixed position, please press 3.
If you are setting up a hasty defense or are about to be overrun, please press 4.
If you wish to cancel a prior fire mission request, please press 5. Press the star key at any time to return to the main menu.
If you are using a TA-312, remain on the line and one of our customer support counselors will be with you shortly.

Please select the type of fire mission you would like.
If you would like 81 mm or 4.2 inch mortars, please press 1.
If you would like 155 mm howitzers, please press 2.
If you would like advanced munitions, such as fuel-oil explosives or scattering mines, please press 3 to speak with one of our soldier advocates to complete our brief Advanced Firepower Usage Survey.
If you would like to request chemical or nuclear weapons, please press 4 and hold the line. The Secretary of Defense will speak with you as soon as possible.

Enter the map coordinates of the target you would like to strike, followed by the pound sign.
If you need to enter map grid designations, please use the star for a "q" and the pound sign for an "i."

Please remember to verify your coordinates and that your request may take several minute to process.

[Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep]
You have entered co-ordinates 32364519.
If this is correct, please press 1.
If this is incorrect, please press 2 and re-enter the coordinates. Thank you.
Please enter your battalion, company and platoon passcodes, each followed by the pound sign. As soon as we verify your passcodes, we will begin processing your request.
If you have forgotten your passcode, please contact 1-800-IFORGOT for a temporary passcode.

Please enter your passcode now.
[Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-#, beep-beep-beep-beep-#, beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-#]

Thank you. [Pause] Your passcodes have been verified and your request will be processed.

We strongly suggest that you and your comrades take cover as soon as possible.

Thank you for using the 25th Infantry Division's artillery request support line and have a nice day.