Searching for an Experienced Allied Player

[John 3rd]

My intention here is to be picky.

Big Red will not be available until August of this year for a match. I may go Postal from Jonesing for a game WAY BEFORE that deadline.

Soooooo...I am beginning a search for an Allied player who will take me on playing a Between the Storms/Between the Storms Lite match. Michael (NYGiants) is currently playing this scenario in his AAR thread so you can get more info on the Mods by reading his thread.

This will be long term--witness Dan and I's recently completed match--and the player must be willing to do an AAR. It will be high profile and SHOULD be a bunch of fun.

Would like a few HR but am negotiable as to how they are set. These would be the HR areas for discussion:
1. Fighter Altitude when it comes to Sweeps.
2. Reasonable 4EB Guidelines.

Normal HR beyond that...

I guarantee absolutely balls-to-the-wall action with only a modicrum of forethought from me.

Who might be interested in a serious match?

[Canoerebel]

I'm experienced.

[BillBrown]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

I'm experienced.

But are you available?

[John 3rd]

Ohhhhhh...my...head...

This is a nightmare come calling...

[John 3rd]

ORIGINAL: BillBrown

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

I'm experienced.

But are you available?

He is married!

[Canoerebel]

Not only that, I am good looking, winsome and supple. Chickenboy can vouch for those things. (I'm not sure why he can, but I'm sure he can.)

[John 3rd]

Just about spewed my smoothie all over the computer screen!

[BillBrown]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

Not only that, I am good looking, winsome and supple. Chickenboy can vouch for those things. (I'm not sure why he can, but I'm sure he can.)

And so modest and humble. [8D]

[John 3rd]

My question is HOW does he know this? Do think he gets his info from a Gorn?

[Canoerebel]

Years ago, Chickenboy met a prostitute in Chile who know a man from Maryland named Ross. They had a long discussion about the Old South and how the cotton economy undergirded by foreign entanglements rendered policy an extraneous and debilitating foray into the surreal. Then Ross remembered that I was an expert, solicited my opinions, and through a Skype breach found pictures of me when I was posing as Stone Phillips in underwear ads available exclusively to supermodels.

[Canoerebel]

But I digress. I didn't mean to hijack this thread into perpetuity.

Prospective experienced Allied players who enjoy posting AARs and who are willing to take on a rabidly aggressive and experienced IJ player, please contact John III. I will vouch for many things, three of which are legal in the State of Nevada.

[ny59giants]

Paging Dr Nemo, paging Dr Nemo!!
Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: BillBrown

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

Not only that, I am good looking, winsome and supple. Chickenboy can vouch for those things. (I'm not sure why he can, but I'm sure he can.)

And so modest and humble. [8D]

...and he enjoys hiking through remote graveyards. [X(] [:D]

[John 3rd]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

But I digress. I didn't mean to hijack this thread into perpetuity.

Prospective experienced Allied players who enjoy posting AARs and who are willing to take on a rabidly aggressive and experienced IJ player, please contact John III. I will vouch for many things, three of which are legal in the State of Nevada.

Two WERE legal at the time. Now...

[John 3rd]

ORIGINAL: ny59giants_MatrixForum

Paging Dr Nemo, paging Dr Nemo!!
Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

NOT!

[John 3rd]

Just heckled Dan about playing again. After ten YEARS of playing each other, that man can read my thoughts. Makes me nervous, neurotic, and a little excited...

Not quite sure where that was going. Chickenboy? Thoughts and/or insights???
[:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

Not only that, I am good looking, winsome and supple. Chickenboy can vouch for those things. (I'm not sure why he can, but I'm sure he can.)

I'm just surprised that you began this conversation by quoting your deep knowledge of Jimmy Hendricks and / or DEVO. "Are you experienced?"

I for one can vouch for Dan's affinity at holding hands with John and watching the sunrise, whilst listening to the trumpets and violins in the distance. 'Tis a thing of beauty to behold such furtive, supple and winsome longing from afar.

If you can just get your mind together
Then come on across to me
We'll hold hands an' then we'll watch the sun rise
From the bottom of the sea
But first

Are You Experienced?
Ah! Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

I know, I know
You'll probably scream n' cry
That your little world won't let you go
But who in your measly little world are trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and - a can't be sold

So-er, Are You Experienced?
Ah! Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Ah, let me prove it to you

Trumpets and violins I can hear in the distance
I think they're calling our names
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will
If you just take hold of my hand

Ah! But Are You Experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?

Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

ETA: Readers who have noted post #10 in this thread can see for themselves, that contributors aren't *necessarily* stoned, but sometimes it helps.

[John 3rd]

Thank you for the wonderful insight Chickenboy.

I am STILL looking for an applicant. Do believe that is the point of this thread.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: John 3rd

Thank you for the wonderful insight Chickenboy.

I am STILL looking for an applicant. Do believe that is the point of this thread.

Hai! My misunderstanding. [&o] Sorry. You see, I thought you were looking for a supplicant. In this context, may I recommend a rematch with Canoerebel?







[:D]

[John 3rd]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: John 3rd

Thank you for the wonderful insight Chickenboy.

I am STILL looking for an applicant. Do believe that is the point of this thread.

Hai! My misunderstanding. [&o] Sorry. You see, I thought you were looking for a supplicant. In this context, may I recommend a rematch with Canoerebel?







[:D]

Would that make him my supplement?