A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: Zorch
So how did Bangkok get its name?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.

Werr, if ask Mandarake-san, it-ah Paddy Chayevsky diarouge that-ah make show.

[Cap Mandrake]

Supposedry, Saratoga and two BB's brow up one day apart. [:D]

Seem rike Mandarake-san have feering something rike this hahppen in previous wah and turn out to be burr shit.

[Cap Mandrake]

It-ah possiburh one damaged BB go grub-grub on way to WC port and anothah go grub-grub on way to Capetown. If so, pretty broody funny. Saratoga damaged but doubtfurh actuary sink.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy




So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.

Werr, if ask Mandarake-san, it-ah Paddy Chayevsky diarouge that-ah make show.

The Oscar winning screenplay was originally credited to author of the novel Pierre Boulle, who could not speak English at the time. He is better known for writing Planet of the Apes.

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai! Mandrake-san tarking about "Nong Pla Duk"

Mistah Bourre make up bettah story about apes than Japan-mens. Japan-mens nevah mean to prisoners. Zorch-san shourd rook up script for "Fighting Seabees". Compretery burr shit.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san tarking about "Nong Pla Duk"

Mistah Bourre make up bettah story about apes than Japan-mens. Japan-mens nevah mean to prisoners. Zorch-san shourd rook up script for "Fighting Seabees". Compretery burr shit.

Why Mr. Wayne get open shirt with lady present? "Compretery burr shit."

[Cap Mandrake]

Hory crap! Is that Mistah Fred-san on reft?

Arso...everyone have pants too high. It-ah rike Steve Garvey convention.

[MakeeLearn]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hory crap! Is that Mistah Fred-san on reft?

Yes. Him and Ricky-san met their wives during the war.

[Cap Mandrake]

Ruuuucy...ju got some 'spraining to do

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ruuuucy...ju got some 'spraining to do

[Cap Mandrake]

************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!

[Cap Mandrake]

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[Chickenboy]

Miyagi-san need see most honorabre doctah! Head swerr up too much for uniform? Hory crap!

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!

I tord you not to put raw pohtaytoe in Vodka. It-ah bad manners. Hory Crap, it-ah Suggs!

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!

I tord you not to put raw pohtaytoe in Vodka. It-ah bad manners. Hory Crap, it-ah Suggs!

It go one step beyond. Borrocks.

[Cap Mandrake]

HAI! Way beyond. Probabry good time buy property in Ceyron or Phuket and pretend rike from Siam.

Mandarake-san brame staff.

[Lecivius]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandarake-san brame staff.

[Cap Mandrake]

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
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3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....