Brain Cramps

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:47 pm

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
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" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another" --George Bush, US President
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca
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"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the
truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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:rolleyes:

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:36 pm

Hahahahaaa....

Capt Chris · Post by **Capt Chris** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:25 am

LOL

I like the new avatar Jess.

mlomax · Post by **mlomax** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:56 am

What kills me is that some of these people influence our lives and are Idols to someone.:p

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:00 am

Originally posted by Capt Chris
LOL

I like the new avatar Jess.

Thanks Chris!!:D

Les_the_Sarge_9_1 · Post by **Les_the_Sarge_9_1** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:23 am

Don't feel so bad Yanks, my fellow citizens regularly leave here to go there.

That haaaaaas to be dumber, as they actually want to be with those people.

You on the other hand are stuck with them against your will.

rbrunsman · Post by **rbrunsman** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:45 am

Jess, this is an international forum. Do you really think you should be letting the cat out of the bag about the people running this country? Our brothers overseas might start getting nervous about their welfare and that of the world if you keep this up.

I'll paraphrase another one for you: The owner of the Dallas Mavericks said that the Kobe Bryant rape trial will actually be good for the NBA.

Now, that may be, but you sure as hell don't go around actually SAYING it to reporters! (As a side note, he couldn't pronounce the word "notoriety" in 3 tries either which made him seem like a complete idiot too.)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:49 am

You talking to me?

Losqualo · Post by **Losqualo** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:13 pm

Where's your Avatar?!?!?!

For me it was the best Avatar I have seen on this boards.

Well, now my Avatar is the best! :p

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:15 pm

Originally posted by Losqualo
Where's your Avatar?!?!?!

For me it was the best Avatar I have seen on this boards.

Well, now my Avatar is the best! :p

LOL I still have it...just a lil change for awhile...

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