A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

On Aug 8, Soviet-mens torpedo bombers sink 5 AKL loading resources on Hokkaido. Soviet-mens torpedo bombers in Siberia pretty f****** good.

They've been polishing their torpedoes for 8 months.

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai! Mandarake-san wondah what rocket brigades been doing.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandarake-san wondah what rocket brigades been doing.

{Rook up in index of Haha Jima course book...} ...just don't stand behind them! Hahahahahaha!

[tarkalak]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

...

A few year ago there was a Russian Olympic skater named Slutskaya. And a tennis player named Smashnova.

In one of the Footbarr Worrd Cups there was a Korean prayer named Hui (which in burgarian is rike first-ah name of Dick Chaney). He got injured.

I could just feer the chirdish joy of the reporter saying "Korea-mens team play without Hui."

Reporter-san said so 50 times. Probabry left on repeat. [:D]

[tarkalak]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

**********Pork Roast with Cherry-Bourbon Sauce (in Engarish)*******


Ingredients:

Pork Loin roast, about two pounds but it doesn't matter, you can size up or down
Frozen, pitted cherries..about two pounds
Shallot, 1/2 large
Kosher Salt (it's just bigger crystals but it costs a little bit more so the Rabbi can buy a condo in SW Florida)
Garlic powder (or minced garlic)
Pepper
Soy Souce in a spray bottle
Butter
EVOO
Parrot Heads (Brussel Sprouts) ..2 lbs

Rub: 1/3rd garlic powder or minced garic, 1/3rd rock salt. 1/3rd pepper..a Bernie Sanders voter could do it. It's easy.
Spray the pork loin lightly with the soy sauce (for unagi. Leave the fat on. Don't be a pussy. Coat the
rabbinically unapproved roast with the rabbinically approved rub, all sides.

Parrot heads: Quarter or halve the parrot heads and cut off the stems but be careful not to cut your fingertips off.
Put the parrot heads in a bowl and pour on enough EVOO to coat them lightly (about 2 Tblsp). Dust with some of the rabbinically
approved rub. [:D] Stir with you hand or use a spoon if you must.

Set the oven to broil, lay out the roast in a roasting pan and mound up the parrot heads around the roast and stick it in the oven about 10 minutes a side (stir up the parrot heads a bit). Set the oven to bake at 425 and roast (about 45 minutes) but it depends on the thickness of the
roast.It also works better if you let the roast come to room temperature before cooking but not too long or you may have a visit from Mr. Coli. If you are inept and can't tell if it's done by puncturing the roast and looking at the juices then use a meat thermometer (145-150 F). Don't worry if some of the parrot heads get crispy. They are great.


OK. gotta go to work. Cherry bourbon chutney later.

Where is engarish? Did Mandrake-san reave auto-misssperr on?

tarkarak-san cannot understand-ah anythingie!

[Disco Duck]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, to say truth, Mandarake-san not-ah actuary know Slutskaya. Just hear stories

I heard stories about girls who had a competition to see who could do the most guys in their senior year. The final score was 85-84. They wouldn't even talk to me.[:@]

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Disco Duck

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, to say truth, Mandarake-san not-ah actuary know Slutskaya. Just hear stories

I heard stories about girls who had a competition to see who could do the most guys in their senior year. The final score was 85-84. They wouldn't even talk to me.[:@]

My experience is that talking is optional for what those 2 were up to.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

My experience is that talking is optional for what those 2 were up to.

Yeah. You wish. [:'(]

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

My experience is that talking is optional for what those 2 were up to.

Yeah. You wish. [:'(]

Grunting/moaning is encouraged, though.

[zuluhour]

Is dreaming different than wishing?

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Is dreaming different than wishing?

Sigmund Freud would say yes.

[Bif1961]

No, one you do while awake the other you do while asleep.

[Zorch]

A small black hole has been sighted in the vicinity of this game. Please lie low until further notice.

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai!


***********************August 10, 1942(d)*******************


Siberia/Manchuoko/Skahlin: Russia-mens subs arr ovah prace

Sub attack near Toyohara at 125,47

Japanese Ships
CMc Ma 2, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage
PB Fumi Maru #3

Allied Ships
SS S-44, hits 2

[Cap Mandrake]

Russia-mens move fightahs out of Birkin so Japan-mens waste gasorine.

Morning Air attack on Bikin , at 117,42

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 26 NM, estimated altitude 33,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 8 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 20

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
20 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet *

[Cap Mandrake]

Communist-mens send rike harf of Siberia tp prace carred Mishan nobody evah hear of so Betty=-pirots from Tokyo attack. Evidentarry Communism make-ah good anti-aircrafts guns.

Morning Air attack on 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 32
Ki-27b Nate x 76

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 8 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied ground losses:
19 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 9000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb
24 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 9000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Also attacking 87th Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 87th Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...


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Morning Air attack on 165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 35
Ki-27b Nate x 20

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 2 damaged

Allied ground losses:
Guns lost 7 (1 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
35 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 9000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb



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Morning Air attack on 77th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 70

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 9 damaged

Allied ground losses:
21 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

[Cap Mandrake]

Medium bombahs brow up Communist-mens tanks.

Morning Air attack on 77th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 9
Ki-27b Nate x 97
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 31

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 damaged
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 19 damaged

Allied ground losses:
126 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 8 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 44 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Vehicles lost 32 (2 destroyed, 30 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
13 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
5 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
4 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 1138th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 50th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 22nd Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 39th Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 22nd Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 1138th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...


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Morning Air attack on 77th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 53
Ki-27b Nate x 67

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 19 damaged
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied ground losses:
18 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 28 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Vehicles lost 33 (2 destroyed, 31 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
16 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
12 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
22 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
2 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 50th Cannon Regiment ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...
Also attacking 77th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 43rd/44th AA Battalion ...

[Cap Mandrake]

More attacks at Mishan.

Morning Air attack on 75th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 22
Ki-27b Nate x 50

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 2 damaged
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 14 (1 destroyed, 13 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
16 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
5 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Also attacking 372nd Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...
Also attacking 372nd Hvy Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 75th Tank Brigade ...


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Morning Air attack on 75th Tank Brigade, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-Ic Sally x 20
Ki-27b Nate x 21

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-Ic Sally: 3 damaged
Ki-21-Ic Sally: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied ground losses:
7 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

[Cap Mandrake]

MiG's at Vradivostock grow more powerfurh

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Extreme overcast

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 33,560 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 8

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 28

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-44-IIa Tojo: 1 destroyed

No Allied losses

[Cap Mandrake]

Communist-mens attack Mishan.

Morning Air attack on 24th Division, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 42

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 31

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 4 destroyed, 8 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
24 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled